Official Team Thread Roys Team Thread - Season 15 (2012)

[Broken]

Awesome! Missed an F though!

I've just had a word to the third world design company, they said they got the name from the Facebook page. I'll organise a whipping for them and get them to add the F - cheap labour

 

[Mobbs]

Yes I do believe the page is spelled wrong. Bastards.

 

[Mobbs]

Posted on our Season 14 thread :

Not sure if Im doing this right..and sorry if I''m late...but if you want me I'll play.


Name: Dicky Fitzwell
Preferred Position Full Forward
Preferred Position on the ball - Ruck Rover
Preferred Position Follower
Number: 1
Height: 6. 2
Weight: 95 kg
Preferred Team: Roys - once a Royboy always a Roy!
How Did You Hear About The Sweet FA: Mob

Oh and Cheetah, and actual connection with the Fitzroy team? Other than Auld Lang Syne? :respect:

 

[Cheetah]

For what it's worth I was at their last ever game at Subiaco in the crowd giving them a send off.

 

[Mobbs]

Then you can have sex with all of us, any time you want.

 

[Cheetah]

Wow!! must be what if feels like to win lotto?

 

[Mobbs]

Bit more like a few of those free ticket scratchie wins, really.

 

[Broken]

Updated poster released

They can be found next to the scratchie booth.

 

[pantskyle]

I have aged almost 50 years since I joined. I do gardening now.

 

[Claypigeon]

I have aged almost 50 years since I joined. I do gardening now.

Manscaping and Gardening should be kept to the privacy of your room PK. ..

 

[Freakie]

Manscaping and Gardening should be kept to the privacy of your room PK. ..

Hey Clay, when are you announcing that you want to play with/for us?*

*Sexual reference intended

 

[Mobbs]

yeah clay

 

[royboy2]

I think he wants to play with Dicky Fitzwell

 

[FattyLumpkin]

Is he still there selling the same old story. He got me too

Welcome aboard, and to cut a long story short - the meaning of life - nap time (which usually occurs in the last 1/4 of our games).

After wandering through the wilderness searching for the meaning of life for well over a season, I stumbled upon a strip club in Katmandu. Imagine my surprise when I happened inside to find the Dalai Lama.

Anyway after the obligatory half a dozen lappies and a few shots of Absinthes he looked at me with a great calmness through very red eyes and whispered "Roys number 11".

He told one of his Sherpas to lead me on the path to where I would find my true destiny and we began the long journey of forty days and forty nights with nothing to sustain us but Yak Crap.

And that my friends is how I found my way to the Roys Team Thread - Season 15 (2012). Is this where I sign up to the Crusade for the Holy Grail?

 

[Cheetah]

Good to be here, a brief siesta in the 4th is always welcome.

 

[Mobbs]

I believe the matches are meant to be tomorrow. Let's see how we go!

 

[Ed_Gein]

A tidy win will do.

 

[Mobbs]

Still need guernsey numbers from some (I think I've updated those I've heard from) :
?. rakuten06
?. Bender_
?. Sasquatch
?. Cheetah
?. Dicky Fitzwell

Guernsey numbers already settled :

1. Fred
3. Broken
4. PTizzle
5. Maroon Goon
7. Stocka
8. killer
9. Roylion
12. Ed_Gein
13. Reardo
17. Fat Pizza
22. Mobbenfuhrer
23. pantskyle
25. tassielions
27. FattyLumpkin
29. flea29
35. 3KZ is Football
42. Carn The Roys!
44. Royboy2
666. Freakie

 

[Mobbs]

Likely delistings :
6. Tim The Toolman
10. Paul D
14. Secular Bicep
15. adey115
19. FitzroyRamone
20. kellymagic
30. The Shining
31. bigbunyip14
32. Mr Ripper
47. Wild Kangaroo
58. Roy FitzLion
?. Kooka
?. lioness

 

[Cheetah]

Who am I to argue with the Dalai Lama, number 11 please Mobbs.

 

[Cheetah]

666 Freakie

 

[Claypigeon]

Hey Clay, when are you announcing that you want to play with/for us?*

*Sexual reference intended

yeah clay

Not worthy enough to don a Roys jumper. .. I'll just admire from afar and continue to build the Gumbies empire. ..

 

[Mobbs]

Was it you that killed him?-

Who am I to argue with the Dalai Lama, number 11 please Mobbs.

Onto it.

 

[Tim the Toolman]

I'm in!

 

[Mobbs]

Tim confirms return!