s,c & p board "house of reps"

[PA HOG]

Philippoussis for Foreign Affairs

UNIT for Immigration and Aboriginal Affairs

 

[Stumpy Pete]

Stumpy Pete, the independent member for Bass, would like to put forward a private members bill that combines a proposed 3.5% tax on absolutely everything with a proposal to make it illegal to charge extra for tomato sauce (with a sub clause that all sauce must be Rosella).

Regards

S. Pete

 

[Freo Big Fella]

and when do I get my monthly kickback from the woodchi.......er, Hippies?

 

[Captain Sensible]

Stumpy Pete, the independent member for Bass, would like to put forward a private members bill that combines a proposed 3.5% tax on absolutely everything with a proposal to make it illegal to charge extra for tomato sauce (with a sub clause that all sauce must be Rosella).

Regards

S. Pete

No way man. I'm forming the White Crow faction, and I'm going to overturn your sauce fascism.



Localyokel looney left member for Gellibrand.

 

[Bombers 2003]

- Bombers 2003 got Science and Technology. We just hope the Opposition doesn't ask any Science related questions, or we might have to let him answer. He's banned from mentioning Stalin.

Can i quote from soviet scientific literature?

 

[The Dice Man]

Id like to nominate as Peter Harvey............................, Canberra.

 

[PA HOG]

Stumpy Pete, the independent member for Bass, would like to put forward a private members bill that combines a proposed 3.5% tax on absolutely everything with a proposal to make it illegal to charge extra for tomato sauce (with a sub clause that all sauce must be Rosella).

Regards

S. Pete

There goes the Piecost joke.

 

[carlyp]

Where do you all see in Parliament?

 

[Qsaint]

Where do you all see in Parliament?

Carly you can be the ministers cheif of staff stoping all those public servants from telling the minister they are wrong

 

[CharlieG]

*Cabinet reshuffle*

- Mr Q has resigned to take on a high level position as a beach bum on the Mediterrenean. We're sorry to lose him.

- Mightyfighting has been offered the position of Treasurer. The Prime Minister doesn't like knives.

- Weaver is demoted to Education after a public show of disloyalty to the Prime Minister.

- Just to rub Weaver's nose in it, Just Maybe has been moved to Foreign Affairs.

- Murray is promoted to the Cabinet as Attorney-General.

- DaveW has been given Immigration in an attempt to promote party unity. He's still a dead duck once preselection rolls around, though.

 

[evo]

Looks like we're in for plenty of back biting and dithering.So basically buisness as usual.

Actually it looks remarkably like Whitlams cabinet so I'll play Khemlani.

 

[Murray]

*Cabinet reshuffle*

- Mr Q has resigned to take on a high level position as a beach bum on the Mediterrenean. We're sorry to lose him.

- Mightyfighting has been offered the position of Treasurer.

- Weaver is demoted to Education after a public show of disloyalty to the Prime Minister.

- Just to rub Weaver's nose in it, Just Maybe has been moved to Foreign Affairs.

- Murray is promoted to the Cabinet as Attorney-General.

- DaveW has been given Immigration in an attempt to promote party unity. He's still a dead duck once preselection rolls around, though.

Weaver, you know how politics works.

Now that I have got the AG's job, I don't know you anymore.
My total loyalty is with the PM.

(Pssst Weaver, come by my office later so that we can talk about matters of mutual interest)

 

[CharlieG]

rJ's Conservative Nationalist Party is guaranteed about another 100 terms with this mob in opposition.

We won the last election in a landslide, ricky. You just focus on keeping your 3% of the vote steady.

 

[CharlieG]

(Pssst Weaver, come by my office later so that we can talk about matters of mutual interest)

If I find FuManchu in Skipper Kelly's office playing poker and drinking Scotch, when he should be shoring up my numbers, there's going to be trouble.

 

[carlyp]

Carly you can be the ministers cheif of staff stoping all those public servants from telling the minister they are wrong

Bah! Thats low Qsaint....really low.

Im being serious......

 

[Bombers 2003]

Actually it looks remarkably like Whitlams cabinet

I'm nothing like Whitlam's science minister,who i think came from Tasmania.

 

[Qsaint]

Bah! Thats low Qsaint....really low.

Im being serious......

Both sides do it but a few of the Libs chief of staff have made it an artform lately

 

[carlyp]

I'm nothing like Whitlam's science minister,who i think came from Tasmania.

Lance Barnard? Ended up being Deputy PM if I remember correctly......

 

[- PC -]

Carly can be Chief Whip

Madam Lash..come on down

 

[Murray]

If I find FuManchu in Skipper Kelly's office playing poker and drinking Scotch, when he should be shoring up my numbers, there's going to be trouble.

I'd like to state here publicly.
There will not be a challenge and CharlieG will be leading us into the next election with my full support

You have my word on that as a politician.

And these whispers that somehow I am the numbers man for the Weaver faction are false and malicious
(Is that how you wanted me to say it Weaver)

 

[Captain Sensible]

*Cabinet reshuffle*

- Mr Q has resigned to take on a high level position as a beach bum on the Mediterrenean. We're sorry to lose him.

- Mightyfighting has been offered the position of Treasurer. The Prime Minister doesn't like knives.

- Weaver is demoted to Education after a public show of disloyalty to the Prime Minister.

- Just to rub Weaver's nose in it, Just Maybe has been moved to Foreign Affairs.

- Murray is promoted to the Cabinet as Attorney-General.

- DaveW has been given Immigration in an attempt to promote party unity. He's still a dead duck once preselection rolls around, though.

Hmmmm, Left out of the reshuffle huh? Be afraid Charlie, be very afraid, you have made your first political enemy. Enjoy the PMs job while you have it I'm of to speak to Fu Manchu about a challenge.

 

[Murray]

I'm nothing like Whitlam's science minister,who i think came from Tasmania.

Wasn't the Science minister under Whitlam Barry Jones?

 

[Stumpy Pete]

Are things going to hot up at about 2:00pm EDST?

I hope you've all got your questions and answers ready. Government Backbenchers - you better have your Dorothy's at the ready.

Regards

S. Pete

 

[CharlieG]

Hmmmm, Left out of the reshuffle huh? Be afraid Charlie, be very afraid, you have made your first political enemy. Enjoy the PMs job while you have it I'm of to speak to Fu Manchu about a challenge.

Yokel, I just realised that the Loony Left needs a Community Services Minister. Pessimistic had the job as part of his Health portfolio, but he has his hands full cleaning up the Right's mess. It's yours.... in return for your soul... I mean, in return for your loyalty to the Loony Left cause.

 

[carlyp]

After a hard fought win in the party room.....


Carlyp has been elected to the position of Deputy Leader for The Conservative nationalist Party.

RJ and Carlyp- what a force