Official Match Thread S16 Preseason Round 5 Group B: Geelong Gumbies vs Roys FC @ The House of Gumby [MOTR]

[Mobbs]

I'm sure Mobbenfuhrer can move you up the ground. Definitely deserve it.

I think he's in the forward pocket ... how much further forward would you like him?

 

[iBeng]

I think he's in the forward pocket ... how much further forward would you like him?

Could make him the goal umpire so your garenteed a win for once?

 

[Papa Juggs]

I think he's in the forward pocket ... how much further forward would you like him?

Isn't up into the midfield and down towards the goals?

Maybe I'm upside down. How about sticky this thread while you're here

 

[A Bit High]

We're not planning to rock up in pants either, tu-tu Tuesday.

I never wear pants.

Overrated

 

[Reardo]

I'm breaking out the "Sex Panther" for this clash. Sixty percent of the time it works every time.

 

[Broken]

We're not planning to rock up in pants either, tu-tu Tuesday.

That's almost as low as when you picked one of your dwarves (I don't know if it was ninty, winty, minty, squinty, linty, kinky or doc ) to get the SFA Goalkicking milestone in last years game against us.

 

[pantskyle]

Good thing we only have tu pairs.

Plus I doubt pants would appreciate being worn, he probably gets enough of it during his team bonding sponge baths where the carers need to grease up the spatulas.

I'm all worn out.

 

[StFly]

That's almost as low as when you picked one of your dwarves (I don't know if it was ninty, winty, minty, squinty, linty, kinky or doc ) to get the SFA Goalkicking milestone in last years game against us.

Dinty, I remember it like it was yesterday because he took the scenic route and uprooted a tree with the team bus.

Wait, that was yesterday. Maybe it was the flat tyre on the buff echidna, or the laughs we all had when he went for a slash and came back with a lovey dovey blue tongue lizard reciting poetry.

I'm all worn out.

I hear they have patches for that, you're not one of those weirdos who wear them on your head though are you? Because it also means irons or sharp pointy things towards your personage, which could be quite painful, but will solve that wrinkle problem quick smart.

 

[Cheetah]

I'm breaking out the "Sex Panther" for this clash. Sixty percent of the time it works every time.

Panther or Cheetah, did you say??

 

[Broken]

Panther or Cheetah, did you say??

I think Sex Cheetah is more of a lifestyle choice than a cologne.

 

[Fred]

I already spent one match thread reading your drivel I have no intention of doing it again this week so please piss off.

If there are enough requests Juggs could meet with an unfortunate accident rendering him unable to post until 5 min before match time.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

If there are enough requests Juggs could meet with an unfortunate accident rendering him unable to post until 5 min before match time.

i'm pretty sure Juggs still has plenty of accidents, that's what the rubber shorts are for.

 

[Claypigeon]

If there are enough requests Juggs could meet with an unfortunate accident rendering him unable to post until 5 min before match time.

Do it. .. Although I'm happy for him to post over in his game. .. Mind you if he just maintains the annoyance toward Roys players, its all good. .. Speaking of which. .. DIAW or just Drop Dead Fred

Just leave Reardo behind. .. He is mostly useless anyway and has good comedy value. ..

 

[royboy2]

If there are enough requests Juggs could meet with an unfortunate accident rendering him unable to post until 5 min before match time.

 

[Mobbs]

I hope the cattle grid at the entrance to the House Of Gumby has been fixed since last time we visited. A couple of rails were missing and our bus copped a nasty bruise on the grill. We all had to climb hand over cow to get back to ground level, and by then most claimed they'd spent more energy than they do during gameplay and walked home again. It's true though that it was hard on the shoulders swinging from bovine to bovine. Plus the pit was partly filled with ice cold rainwater, it was friggin fresian down there.

 

[royboy2]

I for one was glad to be wearing my Jersey

 

[Mobbs]

I for one was glad to be wearing my Jersey

Well, that's what we're here for.

d

 

[StFly]

I hope the cattle grid at the entrance to the House Of Gumby has been fixed since last time we visited. A couple of rails were missing and our bus copped a nasty bruise on the grill. We all had to climb hand over cow to get back to ground level, and by then most claimed they'd spent more energy than they do during gameplay and walked home again. It's true though that it was hard on the shoulders swinging from bovine to bovine. Plus the pit was partly filled with ice cold rainwater, it was friggin fresian down there.

The cattle grid is no more my friend for no longer are we tied in partnership with Tiger Airways, instead it's a waterslide that funnels jelly for we teamed up with McCormick Foods.

 

[Slax]

The cattle grid is no more my friend for no longer are we tied in partnership with Tiger Airways, instead it's a waterslide that funnels jelly for we teamed up with McCormick Foods.

So what do we do with the delays that occur and our bags that somehow will manage to wind up at another ground when the staff provided by your sponsor advise they'll get them from the bus for us?

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Screw the delays and missing bags, didn't you read it! Its a bloody waterslide with jelly!!!
I think you might struggle to get me on the ground. What flavour jelly is it?

 

[Claypigeon]

Screw the delays and missing bags, didn't you read it! Its a bloody waterslide with jelly!!!
I think you might struggle to get me on the ground. What flavour jelly is it?

Every flavour jelly. ..

 

[pantskyle]

If there are enough requests Juggs could meet with an unfortunate accident rendering him unable to post until 5 min before match time.

Chicken burgers are in the mail.

Every flavour jelly. ..

Mind blown.

 

[Claypigeon]

Liking the avi pantskyle it's a little karney but the added Roy-like built-in walking frame is a good touch. .. Not sure StFly is going to like the SFA trending toward two legged varieties though. ..

 

[Broken]

I hope the cattle grid at the entrance to the House Of Gumby has been fixed since last time we visited. A couple of rails were missing and our bus copped a nasty bruise on the grill. We all had to climb hand over cow to get back to ground level, and by then most claimed they'd spent more energy than they do during gameplay and walked home again. It's true though that it was hard on the shoulders swinging from bovine to bovine. Plus the pit was partly filled with ice cold rainwater, it was friggin fresian down there.

Such a moooving story.

 

[pantskyle]

Liking the avi pantskyle it's a little karney but the added Roy-like built-in walking frame is a good touch. .. Not sure StFly is going to like the SFA trending toward two legged varieties though. ..

I wanted Karny to come at me, but he is too soft.