Official Match Thread S18 R07 - West Coast Wonders vs Baghdad Bandits at The Colosseum

[BallaratBulldog]

West Coast Wonders Official Team Sheet
FB: RookieListed - Scodog10 - SuperSub17
HB: southernswannies - Yellow Feathers - EKA
C: Haro Cant II - jjsmitty8- ShaunDuggan
HF: Speck - Wooljay - SSwans2011
FF: TheFreshBanana - croweater 41- Marklar_33
R: Shallow - ClarkeM - Big Bad Buddy
B: Joshen - Jarlcorbz

Changes
PVF - HBF to Out
Joshen - Out to Bench
EKA - Bench to HBF
ClarkeM - Wing to RR
TheFreshBanana - RR to FP
Wooljay - FP to CHF
Haro Cant II - CHF to Wing
SSwans2011 - C to HFF
jjsmitty8 - HFF to C

Should be the West Coast Sexy Beasts. Dat team.

 

[croweater 41]

West Coast Wonders Official Team Sheet
FB: RookieListed - Scodog10 - SuperSub17
HB: southernswannies - Yellow Feathers - EKA
C: Haro Cant II - jjsmitty8- ShaunDuggan
HF: Speck - Wooljay - SSwans2011
FF: TheFreshBanana - croweater 41- Marklar_33
R: Shallow - ClarkeM - Big Bad Buddy
B: Joshen - Jarlcorbz

Changes
PVF - HBF to Out
Joshen - Out to Bench
EKA - Bench to HBF
ClarkeM - Wing to RR
TheFreshBanana - RR to FP
Wooljay - FP to CHF
Haro Cant II - CHF to Wing
SSwans2011 - C to HFF
jjsmitty8 - HFF to C

Thank **** someone remembered their captain duties

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Far be it from me to question your wisdom TFB, but I feel PVF will have trouble finding the ball in that position.

The great PVF retired this week from the SFA, suffering from what should be known as the most severe case of leather poisoning the SFA has ever seen.

It's a tough loss for sure, but the Wonders will remain strong, plus the greatest FP in the SFA is back in his FP position (that's me).

 

[iBeng]

No need to fear us, just close your eyes and it will all be over soon for you.

Eh, I could play blind and still kick 10 against your defensive rabble.

Far be it from me to question your wisdom TFB, but I feel PVF will have trouble finding the ball in that position.

Do you even know whats happening at your own club?

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Eh, I could play blind and still kick 10 against your defensive rabble.



Do you even know whats happening at your own club?

Considering you've never kicked 10 against us, I assume you play better blind?

Considering PVF retired only 2 days ago, slack should be given to Wooljay.

Heck, it's not as bad as I bleed blue not knowing when or why you're now called the "Bandits"

Bandits? :S

I mean shit, it's almost been a month since the name change.

 

[iBeng]

Considering you've never kicked 10 against us, I assume you play better blind?

Considering PVF retired only 2 days ago, slack should be given to Wooljay.

Heck, it's not as bad as I bleed blue not knowing when or why you're now called the "Bandits"



I mean shit, it's almost been a month since the name change.

Everyone takes holidays and misses things. Heck, why not TAG I bleed Blue if you are going to call him out on something?

 

[Gee Dub]

Baghdad Bandits Official Team Sheet
B: Striker475, Farrand, ThePuppetMaster
HB: Unsociable Hawk, loopy_cam, Lileasy
C: Bigeasy, beez, Shermanator
HF: I bleed Blue , eth-dog, Don Draper,
F: sausageroll, Bengwatkins, Les Norton
RUCK: Jimmy1992, Gee Dub, Shermy
INT: High Ryder, dougthelegend

Positional Changes:
Lileasy OUT > HBF
dougthelegend HBF > INT
Stratton_Gun INT > OUT

Logger

 

[iBeng]

Baghdad Bandits Official Team Sheet
B: Striker475, Farrand, ThePuppetMaster
HB: Unsociable Hawk, loopy_cam, Lileasy
C: Bigeasy, beez, Shermanator
HF: I bleed Blue , eth-dog, Don Draper,
F: sausageroll, Bengwatkins, Les Norton
RUCK: Jimmy1992, Gee Dub, Shermy
INT: High Ryder, dougthelegend

Positional Changes:
Lileasy OUT > HBF
dougthelegend HBF > INT
Stratton_Gun INT > OUT

Logger

I didnt think we were planning to Slaughter the Wonders in the first game against them this season?

Oh well, no mercy for the Limp Wanded Wizards of Oz!

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Everyone takes holidays and misses things. Heck, why not TAG I bleed Blue if you are going to call him out on something?

I don't see the need in tagging a bloke. I'm usually the one being tagged, anyhow.

Oh, and also because a quote renders the same effect.

What a Bigfooty noob.

 

[croweater 41]

Haha I mean Farrand surely there is someone you would rather sacrifice to the gods. Or maybe not seeing as he isn't sited anymore.

 

[Gee Dub]

I don't see the need in tagging a bloke. I'm usually the one being tagged, anyhow.

Oh, and also because a quote renders the same effect.

What a Bigfooty noob.

West Coast Wonders Official Team Sheet
FB: RookieListed - Scodog10 - SuperSub17
HB: southernswannies - Yellow Feathers - EKA
C: Haro Cant II - jjsmitty8- ShaunDuggan
HF: Speck - Wooljay - SSwans2011
FF: TheFreshBanana - croweater 41- Marklar_33
R: Shallow - ClarkeM - Big Bad Buddy
B: Joshen - Jarlcorbz

Changes
PVF - HBF to Out
Joshen - Out to Bench
EKA - Bench to HBF
ClarkeM - Wing to RR
TheFreshBanana - RR to FP
Wooljay - FP to CHF
Haro Cant II - CHF to Wing
SSwans2011 - C to HFF
jjsmitty8 - HFF to C

I detect a liar!

 

[TheFreshBanana]

I detect a liar!

Yes, when it comes to Wonders players, a tag is definitely needed.

Multiple ones.

You may as well just reinvent all your players this week into taggers, even with a couple days of practicing the art of tagging, you stand a larger chance against us with that method.

 

[Gee Dub]

Yes, when it comes to Wonders players, a tag is definitely needed.

Multiple ones.

You may as well just reinvent all your players this week into taggers, even with a couple days of practicing the art of tagging, you stand a larger chance against us with that method.

So you're trying to say that your players are inactive and you need to tag them so they turn up? #culture

 

[croweater 41]

So you're trying to say that your players are inactive and you need to tag them so they turn up? #culture

So how does it feel to be known as the worst ever captain in SFA history?

I know you tried to answer it but I want an answer to this question.

 

[Bigeasy]

C: Bigeasy, beez, Shermanator

Dat centre line.

 

[Gee Dub]

So how does it feel to be known as the worst ever captain in SFA history?

I know you tried to answer it but I want an answer to this question.

I'm not. There's your answer.

 

[iBeng]

I don't see the need in tagging a bloke. I'm usually the one being tagged, anyhow.

Oh, and also because a quote renders the same effect.

What a Bigfooty noob.

Oh wow, didnt know I had logged into Battlefield 2...

What happens if I get a +10 kill streak on your defence? Can I summon a tank or something? How does this work?

So how does it feel to be known as the worst ever captain in SFA history?

I know you tried to answer it but I want an answer to this question.

How does it feel to NOT be the in form forward of the competition right now? Because all your claims of beating me to the ALFie are piss in the wind unless you actually manage it.

And I dont recommend pissing in the wind.

 

[croweater 41]

How does it feel to NOT be the in form forward of the competition right now? Because all your claims of beating me to the ALFie are piss in the wind unless you actually manage it.

And I dont recommend pissing in the wind.

So your 8 goals in 2 weeks trumps my 11 goals in 2 weeks?

Ok you are in the inform if we are going by who has kicked the least amount of goals.

And what you are scoring goals at a measly 79% whilst I have a much higher 89%. I am good much better than you.

But hey I'm not pissing into the wind or anything I feel I have a large tail wind and am working with it beautifully.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Ill kick 19 goals this week and beat you all, this pissing contest is over.

4 day weekend so I'm thinking I might be active and get a solid 3 posts in in that time. When I solid I mean boring and not adding to the thread much but more to show I am still a little active and worthy of my wing position. Pretty much.

 

[croweater 41]

WHERE IS 3RD PERSON DUGGAN.

The better duggan anyway.

 

[iBeng]

So your 8 goals in 2 weeks trumps my 11 goals in 2 weeks?

Ok you are in the inform if we are going by who has kicked the least amount of goals.

And what you are scoring goals at a measly 79% whilst I have a much higher 89%. I am good much better than you.

But hey I'm not pissing into the wind or anything I feel I have a large tail wind and am working with it beautifully.

I am Groot.

 

[croweater 41]

I am Groot.

I see you more as

 

[Bigeasy]

Ill kick 19 goals this week and beat you all, this pissing contest is over.

4 day weekend so I'm thinking I might be active and get a solid 3 posts in in that time. When I solid I mean boring and not adding to the thread much but more to show I am still a little active and worthy of my wing position. Pretty much.

I call it the Ryan Bastinac approach. Just does enough.

 

[croweater 41]

So not only is this week massive for the Wonders with the retirement of our most recent premiership captain PVF , but it is also a club stalwart’s 200th club game. That being of course none other than ClarkeM. Clarkey started his career at the Mt Buller Demons before making the switch over half way through season 8 and hasn’t looked back since. Captaining the club to a premiership and playing in the other 2. There isn’t a lot Clarkey hasn’t done for the Wonders and the league(and believe me it pains me to say this )

So what better week to stand up Wonders and salute two legends of our club.

Pre match will be highlights of Clarkeys career whilst at halftime PVF will be honoured with a lap around the Colousseum.

 

[iBeng]

I see you more as

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