Official Match Thread S19 R02: Gold City Royals vs East Side Hawks at The Throne

[Mr Eagle]

It clearly indicates on the team sheet that you've been moved to Rover after playing the last game as a ruck rover. Clint Beastwood has apparently moved from the wing to but heads with myself as a ruck rover... something's amiss here.

I blame prolonged exposure to the Royals. My head has been hurting for the past few days, it's true.

Lineupy thingy post whatsit being corrected now...

 

[okeydoke7]

Here I was thinking that you'd pick a heart.

Well you know that if I picked a club I could never keep it to just one...

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Well you know that if I picked a club I could never keep it to just one...

Yea well you ruined my story... spoilsport.

 

[jackenny]

No, there's only three evenly spaced quarter breaks.

Good to know we'll be running rampant for 75% of the game while you doze off, blissfully ignorant.

 

[Wise Guy Sam]

Am I meant to read your name as Jac Kenny, Jack Enny or J Ackenny?

 

[jackenny]

Am I meant to read your name as Jac Kenny, Jack Enny or J Ackenny?

Jack Enny.

 

[timtamWB]

Jack Enny.

I don't like it.

From now on you will be Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo.

 

[Itsmyshow]

You see, this is what I was getting at a little earlier when I suggested your captain couldn't get the basic fundamental of naming a side correctly.



It clearly indicates on the team sheet that you've been moved to Rover after playing the last game as a ruck rover. Clint Beastwood has apparently moved from the wing to but heads with myself as a ruck rover... something's amiss here.

This is a telltale sign that the Hawks aren't in a clear frame of mind and are ripe for the picking.

Just read the submitted team, that's all you need to see, my name, opposed to yours and another loss for the Royals, it's really not that difficult

 

[Mr Eagle]

I don't like it.

From now on you will be Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo.

That's not very nice, Timothy Tamara Waltheringhamshaw-Barrington.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Just read the submitted team, that's all you need to see, my name, opposed to yours and another loss for the Royals, it's really not that difficult

I'll never be a part of your beautiful dream.

 

[Easty]

Well you know that if I picked a club I could never keep it to just one...

I thought you were going to go with spade, because you're trying to dig the Hawks out of their grave.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

But the oldies are such goodies.

3KZ is Football, "Knock, knock."
Citroin, "Who's there?"
3KZ is Football, " I am map."
Citroin, "I am map who?"
3KZ is Football Much laughter and pointing.

"Let them eat cake." #gateauxhawks

I took nothing out of thid post other than the fact that you're giving us cake. You're my new favourite.

#gateauxhawks

 

[Dagless]

I thought you were going to go with spade, because you're trying to dig the Hawks out of their grave.

Jesus, I know the rest of the league is jealous but to by vindictive enough to literally slay a hawk?

 

[larrikin]

That's not very nice, Timothy Tamara Waltheringhamshaw-Barrington.

Timmy Trumpet for short?

 

[jackenny]

I don't like it.

From now on you will be Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo.

That's fine. But every time you refer to me you have to write the whole thing out word-for-word.

 

[timtamWB]

That's not very nice, Timothy Tamara Waltheringhamshaw-Barrington.

How did you find out my true name? I don't really mind that much, I'm just curious.

It has a certain air of elegance around it, wouldn't you say?

Timmy Trumpet for short?

The ultimate insult.

Well played larrikin. Well played.

 

[sverik25]

Dear Hawks and fellow Royals,

Last time we played some of you may recall I made a long, elaborate prediction of how the Royals were going to win, which included an incredible choking effort from the hashtaggers and some questionable Royals tactics. Unfortunately my prediction left me with egg on my face as the Hawks won a crucial match.

So, this time around, rather than predict us to win, I'm going to predict a win for the #gateauxhawks with the knowledge that my predictions are the kiss of death. Enjoy.

Yours sincerely,

sverik25

 

[larrikin]

Dear Hawks and fellow Royals,

Last time we played some of you may recall I made a long, elaborate prediction of how the Royals were going to win, which included an incredible choking effort from the hashtaggers and some questionable Royals tactics. Unfortunately my prediction left me with egg on my face as the Hawks won a crucial match.

So, this time around, rather than predict us to win, I'm going to predict a win for the #gateauxhawks with the knowledge that my predictions are the kiss of death. Enjoy.

Yours sincerely,

sverik25

You had me at Hawks win

#geauxhawks

 

[timtamWB]

Dear Hawks and fellow Royals,

Last time we played some of you may recall I made a long, elaborate prediction of how the Royals were going to win, which included an incredible choking effort from the hashtaggers and some questionable Royals tactics. Unfortunately my prediction left me with egg on my face as the Hawks won a crucial match.

So, this time around, rather than predict us to win, I'm going to predict a win for the #gateauxhawks with the knowledge that my predictions are the kiss of death. Enjoy.

Yours sincerely,

sverik25

As long as you get more than 0s across the board, we'll be happy with you.

 

[sverik25]

As long as you get more than 0s across the board, we'll be happy with you.

Surely it couldn't happen two weeks in a row.

 

[DV2000]

I've been selected at back pocket, and that's also the position I mainly play in real life.

Thanks for the informative, exciting and much-needed info

 

[DV2000]

As long as you get more than 0s across the board, we'll be happy with you.

Wow, such a low standard for a s*** team. So if this sverik guy gets a touch of the ball, MrTimTam will be pleased? You guys set the bar lower than an ant would for high-jump.

 

[timtamWB]

Wow, such a low standard for a s*** team. So if this sverik guy gets a touch of the ball, MrTimTam will be pleased? You guys set the bar lower than an ant would for high-jump.

If someone's in a form slump, you don't go "Alright you get 25 disposals or you're dropped!" You get them back into form by helping them along.

Also change your bloody avatar!

 

[Marlowe]

So if this sverik guy gets a touch of the ball, MrTimTam will be pleased?

No - we all will be. It is a team game, after all, it's not always about winning. Sometimes it's about fining joy in the little things... little things like sverik's statline.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Wow, such a low standard for a s*** team. So if this sverik guy gets a touch of the ball, MrTimTam will be pleased? You guys set the bar lower than an ant would for high-jump.

We're so shit that you decided to list us among your preference upon first entering this league. Either you can't jump or you adhered to your own lowly standards by deciding to join the Hawks.

Either way we'll just kick the ball high into the forward line and let your opponent do the rest.