Official Match Thread S19 R02: Gold City Royals vs East Side Hawks at The Throne

[3KZ is Football]

Fitzroy were crap mate.

okeydoke7 in a CLASSIC FAIL.

On the contrary, FITZROY are doing very nicely in the VAFA. B-grade again this year. Membership paid up and looking forward to Saturday's at the Brunswick Street Oval. Grass roots community football is streets ahead of anything else on offer.

 

[okeydoke7]

okeydoke7 in a CLASSIC FAIL.

On the contrary, FITZROY are doing very nicely in the VAFA. B-grade again this year. Membership paid up and looking forward to Saturday's at the Brunswick Street Oval. Grass roots community football is streets ahead of anything else on offer.

Typical Fitzroy reply. Fitzroy died a long time ago. The grassroots version is a shell of what Fitzroy once was. LOL B-grade VAFA is not streets above anything else on offer. But given you joined the Royals, you clearly look at things through rose coloured glasses.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

But given you joined the Royals, you clearly look at things through rose coloured glasses.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

The irony!

 

[Papa Juggs]

Okey is so grumpy. You'd probably be grumpy too if you had been exposed as a shit poster many times over. New strategy? Just attack everything the opposition posts without really contributing yourself. Not only has he failed to evolve but now he is going backwards.

I'm beyond pity. He should know better.

 

[okeydoke7]

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

The irony!

I was wearing the rose coloured glasses. I have seen the light.

Okey is so grumpy. You'd probably be grumpy too if you had been exposed as a shit poster many times over. New strategy? Just attack everything the opposition posts without really contributing yourself. Not only has he failed to evolve but now he is going backwards.

I'm beyond pity. He should know better.

If "evolution" means writing fictional stories that nobody could even pretend to have read in full (unless for the LOLs) then I don't want to evolve.

 

[Mr Eagle]

Today's the day the Hawks will be known as the ...

#85percenthawks

We were considering being the #hundredpercenthawks as usual, but in light of the challenge on offer that seems like a waste of energy.

#goodsquadmanagementrightthere

 

[Papa Juggs]

I was wearing the rose coloured glasses. I have seen the light.

If "evolution" means writing fictional stories that nobody could even pretend to have read in full (unless for the LOLs) then I don't want to evolve.

No Okey, I've tried to explain it to you. Perhaps you'll get there one day.

Cheer up mate, did you see the pictures from yesterday?

I'm sick of all the tanking and I'm ready for big things this year in the other league.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

I was wearing the rose coloured glasses. I have seen the light.

You seen the light despite opening declaring your devotion and subsequent sadness for having to depart to the Hawks. This indicates the only reason you accepted the Hawks offer was for your own personal gratification, but would still prefer to play for the Royals.

How does that feel Hawks, recruiting a player out of desperation to fill a void whilst knowing his heart is at another club.

 

[3KZ is Football]

Okey is so grumpy. You'd probably be grumpy too if you had been exposed as a shit poster many times over. New strategy? Just attack everything the opposition posts without really contributing yourself. Not only has he failed to evolve but now he is going backwards.

I'm beyond pity. He should know better.

I think you might be right there.

 

[3KZ is Football]

Is it safe to come out yet? Realising that he has taken SELF-PWNAGE to new heights Citroin spends Game Day liking okeydoke7 's lame posts in the mistaken belief that his endorsement of anything actually matters. Sadly, things are only going to get worse for the hapless Citroin and the Eastside Hawks as 3KZ is Football will be bringing a couple of these to tonight's clash.

#gateauxhawks

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Is it safe to come out yet? Realising that he has taken SELF-PWNAGE to new heights Citroin spends Game Day liking okeydoke7 's lame posts in the mistaken belief that his endorsement of anything actually matters. Sadly, things are only going to get worse for the hapless Citroin and the Eastside Hawks as 3KZ is Football will be bringing a couple of these to tonight's clash.



#gateauxhawks

They started this week confident and chivalrous, then gradually graced us with their faux pas bravado, now they've merely resigned themselves with the fate of one with a loser mentality. The decline has been steep.

They've taken their cake and decided to eat it too.

#gateauxhawks

 

[Gentlemen]

Lorde is a passionate Gold City Royals supporter and I was delighted to be able to write and produce this song with her.

#gateauxhawks

"And we'll never be royals (royals)
It don't run in our blood
That kind of lux just ain't for us, we crave a different kind of buzz"

This son is obviously an anti-royals song, Lorde (a fervant East Side Hawks supporter) has rused you

 

[jackenny]

#gateauxhawks

If your strategy is to bomb it, you blokes stand no chance against the organised unit that is the Hawks.

 

[3KZ is Football]

"And we'll never be royals (royals)
It don't run in our blood
That kind of lux just ain't for us, we crave a different kind of buzz"

This son is obviously an anti-royals song, Lorde (a fervant East Side Hawks supporter) has rused you

You are right! Damn her.

 

[3KZ is Football]

"And we'll never be royals (royals)
It don't run in our blood
That kind of lux just ain't for us, we crave a different kind of buzz"

This son is obviously an anti-royals song, Lorde (a fervant East Side Hawks supporter) has rused you

Turns out she was only after my body.

 

[larrikin]

No Okey, I've tried to explain it to you. Perhaps you'll get there one day.

Cheer up mate, did you see the pictures from yesterday?

I'm sick of all the tanking and I'm ready for big things this year in the other league.

Off topic, but there's something just wrong about the Ice Coffee sponsorship

EDIT - Royals suck
#geauxhawks
etc etc

 

[Mr Eagle]

It's just sex sex sex with you people, isn't it?

 

[Marlowe]

Off topic, but there's something just wrong about the Ice Coffee sponsorship

My eyes failed to see past #25's haircut.

Hawks suck
Go Royals.
etc, etc.

 

[larrikin]

My eyes failed to see past #25's haircut.

Hawks suck
Go Royals.
etc, etc.

That's how all the Hawks will be rolling tonight.

 

[Citroin]

Is it safe to come out yet? Realising that he has taken SELF-PWNAGE to new heights Citroin spends Game Day liking okeydoke7 's lame posts in the mistaken belief that his endorsement of anything actually matters. Sadly, things are only going to get worse for the hapless Citroin and the Eastside Hawks as 3KZ is Football will be bringing a couple of these to tonight's clash.

#gateauxhawks

Ummm..... hate to say it, but isn't that a, you know......

Unless you're planning to use those.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

That's how all the Hawks will be rolling tonight.

You mean to say the Hawks roll. Pushover here we come.

 

[larrikin]

You mean to say the Hawks roll. Pushover here we come.

If it rolls it doesn't get pushed over. It keeps rolling.

Yeah, I went there.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

If it rolls it doesn't get pushed over. It keeps rolling.

Yeah, I went there.

It first needs to be pushed to start rolling, unless you enjoy lying down on your own accord.

Either way, we shouldn't have much trouble notching up win number one against the Hawks.

 

[larrikin]

It first needs to be pushed to start rolling, unless you enjoy lying down on your own accord.

Either way, we shouldn't have much trouble notching up win number one against the Hawks.

So you're giving us a push start now?

Sweet.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

So you're giving us a push start now?

Sweet.

I'd say I was sorry for ramming my cart into the back of your legs, but I did say "excuse me" 3 ****ing times.