Official Match Thread S19 R1 - Gold City Royals vs Roys FFC @ The Golden Throne

[Freakie]

Ahh the good old copyright infringements, also known as the 'als.

 

[Speck]

Nanananana Qooty!

First game for the Royals, way too excited!

 

[Reardo]

I guess it's time to embark on another season of false promise that ultimately ends up in gut wrenching disappointment. Can't think of a better side to come up against in Round 1, the Royals will give us a stern test both on and off the field. I expect to win but I also expected to be involved in a threesome with the Olsen twins, make of that what you will. Good luck Royals and 3KZ is Football, keep your head down or it will be separated from the rest of your body.

 

[3KZ is Football]

Crunched the numbers on this one and it is abundantly clear the Gold City Royals will win and win easily. For those who like to see the working out, feast your eyes on the incontrovertible evidence:

Put another way:

Son of God + Marlowe (timtamWB + Speck ) x bgt2110 + sverik25 to the power of 3KZ is Football + Gold City Royals > Freakie + Reardo + Mooch + fitzroybulldog + Mobbenfuhrer + The Roys - 3KZ is Football = Victory to The Gold City Royals!

 

[3KZ is Football]

I guess it's time to embark on another season of false promise that ultimately ends up in gut wrenching disappointment. Can't think of a better side to come up against in Round 1, the Royals will give us a stern test both on and off the field. I expect to win but I also expected to be involved in a threesome with the Olsen twins, make of that what you will. Good luck Royals and 3KZ is Football, keep your head down or it will be separated from the rest of your body.

You will have to catch me first! I would say Good Luck to the Roys, but you are going to need more than luck. Sadly for you 3KZ is Football has left your house ... well perhaps not house ... more like a humpy.

 

[Loonerty]

Crunched the numbers on this one and it is abundantly clear the Gold City Royals will win and win easily. For those who like to see the working out, feast your eyes on the incontrovertible evidence:

Put another way:

Son of God + Marlowe (timtamWB + Speck ) x bgt2110 + sverik25 to the power of 3KZ is Football + Gold City Royals > Freakie + Reardo + Mooch + fitzroybulldog + Mobbenfuhrer + The Roys - 3KZ is Football = Victory to The Gold City Royals!

Jesus Christ I'm glad you left if that's how you set out your working. I'm also not convinced you understand how mathematics or numbers work.

 

[3KZ is Football]

Jesus Christ I'm glad you left if that's how you set out your working. I'm also not convinced you understand how mathematics or numbers work.

3KZ is Football has a "beautiful mind" that is clearly beyond your mortal powers of cognition, but the result is a foregone conclusion.

 

[Loonerty]

3KZ is Football has a "beautiful mind" that is clearly beyond your mortal powers of cognition, but the result is a foregone conclusion.

****ing hell talk about a complex.

 

[3KZ is Football]

Superiority Complex.

 

[Loonerty]

Superiority Complex.

An unfounded one at that.

 

[Chezzalenko Reborn]

3KZ left out one key figure from his calculation. My boot.... in his groin.... negating his effectiveness to UNDER 9000!

Roys will win!

#WeLikeRoys

 

[Loonerty]

3KZ left out one key figure from his calculation. My boot.... in his groin.... negating his effectiveness to UNDER 9000!

Roys will win!

#WeLikeRoys

See, this looks like correct maths to me.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Jesus Christ I'm glad you left if that's how you set out your working. I'm also not convinced you understand how mathematics or numbers work.

You called.

Sorry, I'm busy preparing the dismantling of your side...single handedly. I'll be back soon, it shall not take too long.

 

[Freakie]

You called.

Sorry, I'm busy preparing the dismantling of your side...single handedly. I'll be back soon, it shall not take too long.

Doesn't take much, just offer us free beer and consider us "dismantled"

 

[Loonerty]

You called.

Sorry, I'm busy preparing the dismantling of your side...single handedly. I'll be back soon, it shall not take too long.

Yes I'd like to complain about the abomination to mathematics your teammate has committed.

 

[Papa Juggs]

Ah a nice easy opponent to start off with for the new and improved Gold City team.

We me kicking goals this should be a handy victory for the home side.

I'm looking forward to singing the club song and getting a bucket of golden gatorade poured on my head. A golden shower if you will

 

[Marlowe]

...a bucket of golden gatorade poured on my head.

Yes... "gatorade"...

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Yes I'd like to complain about the abomination to mathematics your teammate has committed.

I wouldn't worry too much about SoGgy he does most things single handedly, or the maths involved. we had 3KZ doing the math work at the Roys while he was here and he was 100% correct around 40% of the time.
And we all know Royals have never been good at math, leaving it the lower classes, preferring to focus on foie gras cultivating, inbreeding and some traditional long pork hunting.
It's nice they've thrown 3KZ a bone, but he's not much more of a glorified accountant there, as well as the Royal chamberpotmaid.

 

[sverik25]

Is that a triple post?

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Is that a triple post?

No.....

 

[Slax]

I was told we were about to start the season proper, now I see we have one final practice match before we get in and play some competitive footy.

 

[3KZ is Football]

Yes I'd like to complain about the abomination to mathematics your teammate has committed.

If you want mathematical abomination, take a good hard look at the Roys score after the final siren, you might need a magnifying glass though.

 

[Loonerty]

If you want mathematical abomination, take a good hard look at the Roys score after the final siren, you might need a magnifying glass though.

Are you suggesting the scorekeepers will be rigging the game?

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

If you want mathematical abomination, take a good hard look at the Roys score after the final siren, you might need a magnifying glass though.

i thought all the fonts were the same size?

 

[Freakie]

If you want mathematical abomination, take a good hard look at the Roys score after the final siren, you might need a magnifying glass though.

Is the scoreboard that tiny at the Golden Throne? I thought we would need a calculator*


* So I can type boobies on it.