Official Match Thread S19 R1 - Gold City Royals vs Roys FFC @ The Golden Throne

[RU_]

Finally the season is back!

This week no one has to bring the packet of Royals for the half time cup of coffee. Fabulous.

 

[Papa Juggs]

I had something perfect in mind to welcome our newest star Juggalo Balla for his 1st game at the Royals, now it's been completely washed away from my memory as if I've suddenly become a loser and donned a Roys jumper.

I'm lost. All these streets have the same gold paving.

Then I found a tavern hidden away in a little corner of town where the peasant folk drink ale by the juggs. They did call them jugs before today but since hearing of my arrival to Gold City they added the extra G. The think I'm a bit of a saviour which is a bit of pressure, after such hardship in the competition the people here need a hero, they don't speak very highly of their old FF, he is now simply known as "the dud that shalt be named". If anybody does say his name they're taken out the back and flogged severely. There are ruours circulating that Tommycash likes it so much that they had to devise a special punishment just for him, they won't even tell me what it is but I've heard it involves My Little Pony. "May god have mercy on his soul" I say as a raise another jugg of fine ale to toast my new Royal brother.

Now I'm off to work my way through a few back alley wenches up in the attic with the rats. I'll have to earn my rights to spend time with the princesses in the castle.

Hopefully I'll make it to my debut on Sunday. Perhaps there's an adventure in front of me before that happens. Might be a tale or two to be told. We'll have to wait and see.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

I'm a little disappointed with fitzroybulldog to be honest. The captains curse at the Roys has struck early and his voice box has been severed like those who preceded him.

He promised to bedazzle me his high risk juggling skills, but alas he's dropped the ball. I thought he'd be as excited as a **** in the hen house.

 

[Freakie]

I'm a little disappointed with fitzroybulldog to be honest. The captains curse at the Roys has struck early and his voice box has been severed like those who preceded him.

He promised to bedazzle me his high risk juggling skills, but alas he's dropped the ball. I thought he'd be as excited as a **** in the hen house.

He's our captain not a court jester!

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

I'm a little disappointed with fitzroybulldog to be honest. The captains curse at the Roys has struck early and his voice box has been severed like those who preceded him.

He promised to bedazzle me his high risk juggling skills, but alas he's dropped the ball. I thought he'd be as excited as a **** in the hen house.

You said i spammed too much and talked too much off topic. now it's not enough.
Tomorrow you will rue the day you poked the bulldog. but at the moment, i am dealing with flooded jakarta and a partially collapsed roof. Sorry jesus. I will return with a vengeance tomorrow.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

He's our captain not a court jester!

you can't take that title away from me.

 

[Mobbs]

I'm slowly starting to get my memory back. This was VitalDread 's best game for the club and NathanMJ_WB54 's star continued to rise. Now of course everything that happened after this round 14 season 18 match still eludes my memory bank.

Now what was it I was intending to do again?

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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
Gold City Royals : 16.21.117
The Roys : 13.12.90
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This isn't your only win over the Roys btw.

You've won two.

And lost four \o/

 

[Mobbs]

Also, 5 minutes walk away from me some shitty band is making stupid noise at Suncorp Stadium. Ive closed everything up but can still just hear them.

I guess this is what was meant by the cries of "you'll be sorry" when we had the gun buyback.

 

[RU_]

Also, 5 minutes walk away from me some shitty band is making stupid noise at Suncorp Stadium. Ive closed everything up but can still just hear them.

I guess this is what was meant by the cries of "you'll be sorry" when we had the gun buyback.

Please try and match their music with your own

 

[Papa Juggs]

This isn't your only win over the Roys btw.

You've won two.

And lost four \o/

Statistics mean little in qooty. I'm now convinced that the sim has become self aware like skynet, call it qootynet if you will. It reads all our posts and then rewards the quality and punishes the flogs. When you look at which players have won the medals you will see they had fairly good posting seasons when they won, I don't think this is just a coincidence.

 

[royboy2]

Please try and match their music with your own

Would love to see 1D mixed with Mobbenfuhrer's TISM

 

[TheHoneyBadger]

Also, 5 minutes walk away from me some shitty band is making stupid noise at Suncorp Stadium. Ive closed everything up but can still just hear them.

I guess this is what was meant by the cries of "you'll be sorry" when we had the gun buyback.

Use it to your advantage. Hurl expletive-laden abuse at them as they sidle up the street, covered from head to toe in poorly-designed merchandise produced, packaged and posted by children paid less than $2 a day. Make them feel that shame.

 

[RU_]

Would love to see 1D mixed with Mobbenfuhrer's TISM

I was thinking more along the lines of Taylor Swift

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Would love to see 1D mixed with Mobbenfuhrer's TISM

Mobbs is in TISM?

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Hey Marlowe apparently our interactions will be peculiar. i don't know whether to be flattered or insulted by this.

 

[Chezzalenko Reborn]

Also, 5 minutes walk away from me some shitty band is making stupid noise at Suncorp Stadium. Ive closed everything up but can still just hear them.

I guess this is what was meant by the cries of "you'll be sorry" when we had the gun buyback.

They are not a band. They dont play instruments

And the fact they are in my city annoys me

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

They are not a band. They dont play instruments

And the fact they are in my city annoys me

I love that annoyed face you make, it's what makes you beautiful.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Chezzy you light up my world like nobody else,
The way that you kick your goals gets me overwhelmed,
But when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell,
You don't know, oh oh,
You don't know you kicked a behind

 

[Chezzalenko Reborn]

Chezzy you light up my world like nobody else,
The way that you kick your goals gets me overwhelmed,
But when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell,
You don't know, oh oh,
You don't know you kicked a behind

Everyone else on the field can kick goals
But everyone else aint meeeeeee

 

[Papa Juggs]

TISM? Good stuff that.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

I don't know Juggs, these guys make TISM look pretty average.

 

[Papa Juggs]

I don't know Juggs, these guys make TISM look pretty average.

That's pretty sad. A new low for Devito.

That crap wouldn't chart in the 90s.

 

[Reardo]

The last time I bought a new pair of footy boots was 1979, they were made by Dunlop and came with a 60 000km warranty. Just checked the odometer and it's reading 59 944kms, if I run to the ground and then home again I should be up for some new boots next week, I'm going to upgrade and get some Pirelli's.

 

[royboy2]

Mobbs is in TISM?

Nobody really knows

 

[Reardo]

Mobbs is in TISM?

Nobody really knows

Pretty sure he is, he's said as much without really saying it if you get my drift.