Official Match Thread S19 R1 - Gold City Royals vs Roys FFC @ The Golden Throne

[sverik25]

I was told we were about to start the season proper, now I see we have one final practice match before we get in and play some competitive footy.

Funny, we said the same thing when we learned we were playing you.

 

[Freakie]

Funny, we said the same thing when we learned we were playing you.

Jinx!

 

[Marlowe]

Is the scoreboard that tiny at the Golden Throne? I thought we would need a calculator*


* So I can type boobies on it.

We have a scoreboard for ants.

 

[3KZ is Football]

i thought all the fonts were the same size?

Not @ The Golden Throne. At my behest, there have been some changes. Scores on the SCOREBOARD will now be displayed in this fashion:

GOLD CITY ROYALS: 27. 10. 162 (Very Very Big)
The Roys: 6. 5. 41 (Very Very Little)

As I have already demonstrated to the satisfaction of all students of mathematics, the result of this game is beyond question. The Gold City Royals are not only going to win, but they will win comfortably. In the Qooty world all interest in on the size of the victory, with early betting indicating that punters are expecting The Gold City Royals to be on top of the Ladder after Rd.1.

An interesting sidelight in this game is the fact that 3KZ is Football, a former stalwart of the Roys, will be playing his first game for The Gold City Royals against his old club. The departure of 3KZ is Football from the Roys has devastated them and while dedicated campaigners like fitzroybulldog are trying to put a brave face on matters, it is apparent that the club is in turmoil. When news broke that 3KZ is Football had decided to continue his stellar career at The Gold City Royals, there were shocking scenes at the Roys. A number of senior players wept openly and there was talk of winding the club up. So desperate was their plight that some players were even prepared to draft Uncle Leo, before he too rebuffed them and retired from the Qooty world.

For his part, 3KZ is Football is fit and excited to be playing at The Gold City Royals, a club for which he has always had respect.

STUNNED: Mooch, Reardo, fitzroybulldog and Freakie shortly after hearing of the move of 3KZ is Football to The Gold City Royals.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Not @ The Golden Throne. At my behest, there have been some changes. Scores on the SCOREBOARD will now be displayed in this fashion:

GOLD CITY ROYALS: 27. 10. 162 (Very Very Big)
The Roys: 6. 5. 41 (Very Very Little)

As I have already demonstrated to the satisfaction of all students of mathematics, the result of this game is beyond question. The Gold City Royals are not only going to win, but they will win comfortably. In the Qooty world all interest in on the size of the victory, with early betting indicating that punters are expecting The Gold City Royals to be on top of the Ladder after Rd.1.

An interesting sidelight in this game is the fact that 3KZ is Football, a former stalwart of the Roys, will be playing his first game for The Gold City Royals against his old club. The departure of 3KZ is Football from the Roys has devastated them and while dedicated campaigners like fitzroybulldog are trying to put a brave face on matters, it is apparent that the club is in turmoil. When news broke that 3KZ is Football had decided to continue his stellar career at The Gold City Royals, there were shocking scenes at the Roys. A number of senior players wept openly and there was talk of winding the club up. So desperate was their plight that some players were even prepared to draft Uncle Leo, before he too rebuffed them and retired from the Qooty world.

For his part, 3KZ is Football is fit and excited to be playing at The Gold City Royals, a club for which he has always had respect.

STUNNED: Mooch, Reardo, fitzroybulldog and Freakie shortly after hearing of the move of 3KZ is Football to The Gold City Royals.

You are half right. i am putting on a brave face. i enjoyed our time together, and it hurts to see someone leave. every year someone breaks my heart. it was pants, then broken and now you. Mobbs tried but my wailing was so morose and depressing that he could leave me. The fool. As for the U_L comment. You couldn't be further from the truth. But you've never really worked in truth, you've always worked in maths, and there is no truth in maths. It's all lies. the only truth comes from the heart.

 

[bgt2110]

When 3KZ attended his first training session here at the Royals after departing his old team we were shocked by his physical state, querying him on this we found out just how poor the facilities were at the home of the Roys. We asked him to sit down in one of our chairs so we could take his photo
After a magnificent preseason here at the Royals, lots of work in our state of the art weight room and after weekly appointments with our on staff dietician we are pleased to show off the new 3KZ .

After his post above of his old team mates i know why he left.

 

[royboy2]

3kzisfootball is still an Old Roy at heart, he even tags himself in his own posts, cause the alzheimers makes him forget he posted.

 

[Fred]

If you want mathematical abomination, take a good hard look at the Roys score after the final siren, you might need a magnifying glass though.

Bugger the maths. Roys will win easily no matter how much you fudge the figures.

Roys > Royals

 

[Chezzalenko Reborn]

3kzisfootball is still an Old Roy at heart, he even tags himself in his own posts, cause the alzheimers makes him forget he posted.

Self-Denial is a tragedy that affects too many of us elderly campaigners. We must keep an eye old that turncoat.

I'll offer his some toquitos. See if that brings him back around

 

[Mobbs]

I snuck up a bit closer to listen in.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

You cant take the Roy out of the 3KZ, but you can insert an Al.
Must be uncomfortable.

 

[Chezzalenko Reborn]

Meanwhile, behind that photo, there is me singing

3KZ, she ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be....

 

[yyou]

all the best to both teams and here's hoping for no injuries

 

[3KZ is Football]

all the best to both teams and here's hoping for no injuries

Apart from the odd bruised ego and hurt pride at the Roys.

 

[Chezzalenko Reborn]

all the best to both teams and here's hoping for no injuries

My foot is going to 3KZ is Football 's walking stick. For the lulz

 

[Mobbs]

all the best to both teams and here's hoping for no injuries

lol

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

I had something perfect in mind to welcome our newest star Juggalo Balla for his 1st game at the Royals, now it's been completely washed away from my memory as if I've suddenly become a loser and donned a Roys jumper.

 

[Speck]

I'm currently drunk just outside of Chicago in conference centre half drunk, what should I do.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

I'm currently drunk just outside of Chicago in conference centre half drunk, what should I do.

slam dunk over Jordan.

 

[Mobbs]

It looks like my plan to forget Son of God 's memory is coming along nicely.

Now to lose Speck's marbles.

 

[Marlowe]

slam dunk over Jordan.

Slam drunk over Jordan (although Jordan is probably further south now that he runs the Hornets, but I am sure Pippen still has nowhere else to go).

 

[sverik25]

It looks like my plan to forget Son of God 's memory is coming along nicely.

Now to lose Speck's marbles.

You want to make Speck lose his marbles, or you want to lose some marbles that you have of Speck's?

If it's the latter, I'm not quite sure what to make of that...

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Slam drunk over Jordan (although Jordan is probably further south now that he runs the Hornets, but I am sure Pippen still has nowhere else to go).

I never specified Michael Jordan. Just find any Jordan and dunk/drunk over him. Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

I'm currently drunk just outside of Chicago in conference centre half drunk, what should I do.

That's for you to decide. Seeing as though you're having trouble determining whether you're half drunk or in fact drunk, it may take a while coming up with a solution.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

It looks like my plan to forget Son of God 's memory is coming along nicely.

Now to lose Speck's marbles.

I'm slowly starting to get my memory back. This was VitalDread 's best game for the club and NathanMJ_WB54 's star continued to rise. Now of course everything that happened after this round 14 season 18 match still eludes my memory bank.

Now what was it I was intending to do again?

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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
Gold City Royals : 16.21.117
The Roys : 13.12.90
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