Official Match Thread S19 R3: Coney Island Warriors vs Gold City Royals at Van Cortlandt Park

[Raveneyes]

I'm Asian. I'll allow it.

I have recently become Asian myself, but I didn't get my membership number or bumper sticker. Can you help me out?



EDIT: I will try and enjoy my ban

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

I have recently become Asian myself, but I didn't get my membership number or bumper sticker. Can you help me out?

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EDIT: I will try and enjoy my ban

I've also become European myself.

 

[Les Norton]

Royal Buttons have been mashed and I've been banned for my smutty lezo comment.
I won't enjoy my ban

 

[Stronzo]

Stronzo's step ladder.

I'm due for a good game. Or even just an average game.

 

[Stronzo]

Royal Buttons have been mashed and I've been banned for my smutty lezo comment.
I won't enjoy my ban

Stop making a mockery of the sacred rules of the SFA board you recalcitrant!

 

[Les Norton]

Stop making a mockery of the sacred rules of the SFA board you recalcitrant!

Recalcitrant you say. I bite my thumb in your general direction Sir

 

[zackah]

Warriors bantering with themselves now.

Serious question: Do the Royals add anything to this league? Mash the button on the whole establishment and be done with them

 

[Stronzo]

Warriors bantering with themselves now.

Serious question: Do the Royals add anything to this league? Mash the button on the whole establishment and be done with them

Ok, I'll pretend I'm a Royal, just so we can make this thread work.

*puts crown on*

Lol.. Look at these Warrior spammers, with their bay 13 rubbish. What a blight on the competition they are, with their witty comebacks, dashing good looks, sophisticated demeanours and assorted collections of amazing talents. I really can't believe we get to grace the field with them its such an honour.

Edit: ok, might not have worked as I intended.

 

[Raveneyes]

Warriors bantering with themselves now.

Serious question: Do the Royals add anything to this league? Mash the button on the whole establishment and be done with them

Well we need someone to banter with, what with the opposition foaming at the mouth.
I've organised some rabies shots with the club doctor for everyone, just in case.

No zackah, I said rabies shots. Haduken yes you can bring your own needles.

 

[zackah]

No zackah, I said rabies shots.

I'm prepared to try anything once

 

[3KZ is Football]

Maths is for nerds. I taught a maths class last week and just took a nap.

Quality teacher.

 

[El Dubya]

Quality teacher.

Lulz were had by all.

 

[3KZ is Football]

Lulz were had by all.

I bet.

 

[Raveneyes]

I bet.

How much?

 

[3KZ is Football]

How much?

Darren, Wayne and Nathan are going ALL IN with the $2.20 change they have
left after they bought their Goon Bag today.

#coneyislandwarriorshavefunnybones
#ladygagawarriors

 

[This Is Anfield]

Warriors bantering with themselves now.

Serious question: Do the Royals add anything to this league? Mash the button on the whole establishment and be done with them

Apparently they are relevant!

 

[Raveneyes]

Darren, Wayne and Nathan are going ALL IN with the $2.20 change they have
left after they bought their Goon Bag today.

#coneyislandwarriorshavefunnybones
#ladygagawarriors

Lady gag a warriors? Hmmm sounds kinky. Can I go first?

 

[Les Norton]

Quality teacher.

So there is a Royal alive.
Batter up.

 

[Stronzo]

Lady gag a warriors? Hmmm sounds kinky. Can I go first?

Post reported. Enjoy your ban.

 

[3KZ is Football]

Apparently they are relevant!

The Gold City Royals are happening and now and intelligent and destined for further greatness and we have our own teeth.

 

[Les Norton]

Lady gag a warriors? Hmmm sounds kinky. Can I go first?

Thirds......

 

[zackah]

Apparently they are relevant!

About as relevant as you are young

 

[Haduken]

Well we need someone to banter with, what with the opposition foaming at the mouth.
I've organised some rabies shots with the club doctor for everyone, just in case.

No zackah, I said rabies shots. Haduken yes you can bring your own needles.

Oh good!

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Darren, Wayne and Nathan are going ALL IN with the $2.20 change they have
left after they bought their Goon Bag today.

They would have a shit load more money than that if you had to pay them a royalty every time you used their pic.

If you're going to overuse a pic sourced from Google, try to put a bit more effort in than just picking the first one. You only have to look at their hipster shoes to know they aren't real bogans.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]