Official Match Thread S19 R3: Coney Island Warriors vs Gold City Royals at Van Cortlandt Park

[Jhye Clark 13]

Threatening to put a side in a box, how uncouth. Corporate boxes are for the nouveau riche. Surely good taste and etiquette informs you that you should indulge us a day in the members stand. Corporate boxes are for the pathetic louts who have scammed monies and believe it buys them pedigree. A blight on this earth.

Unfortunely it's cardboard, although you may as we be placed behind class with a nice scenic view of the events unfolding, you'll merely be spectators on the field as well.

 

[El Dubya]

5 clubs were wise, 5 weren't. That's how close you were to not being accepted in this league. The 5 clubs who made the mistake of voting yes should be given the same treatment as those 2 from the Bali nine who are currently on death row. Okeydoke is currently in his office ruing the decision to admit you entry by being the deciding vote.

This is where you just get silly SoG, and any moral high ground you have claimed washes away like a sand castle at a beach. You have compared five anonymous captains in a fantasy football league to two men who are most likely going to be brutally killed in the coming months. You equate trafficking heroin with allowing the Warriors in the league. It's ugly, it's offensive and it only reflects poorly on you.

 

[Haduken]

only reflects poorly on you.

He' edgy like that! Master troll lol! Watch out for the hard man! ooh he's such a big bad troll! Except he melts if you get him back. Melts hard. Mashes the button hard.

Seriously he's a lightweight who can't handle the heat. One day he may even post about the game or address a point properly. Doubt it though.

Hey will Juggalo Balla walk from the team if he's not named at FF or CHF for reals? Is he actually that soft?

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Wow! *shakes head*

How good was that.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

I'm also interested to know how many Warriors are over 13 years old.

Wouldn't be many.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

3am posting is never wise.

Nor is 8am by the look of things.

 

[BigJoeD_]

I'm also interested to know how many Warriors are over 13 years old.

Wouldn't be many.

This may surprise you as I actually like you as a poster, but over the past few weeks you've totally lost it.

I reckon you've posted at least 60 times in either our match threads or team thread - all of your posts have been full of cheap, unfunny, mindless drivel. You carry on about standards of posting, quality over quantity etc, when in effect your contributions over recent times would see you sitting quite comfortably as the worst poster in the league.

It's as if a downgraded version of thetradesman has made a return to the SFA, it has been that bad. The fact that you will view this reply as some type of trolling victory (insert smiley emoticon or 'too easy' reply) only proves the bona fides of my above statements.

You're not doing yourself any justice at the moment

 

[Speck]

I'm also interested to know how many Warriors are over 13 years old.

Wouldn't be many.

I've read 2 pages of this thread and I have to agree. It's not really their fault though that they don't have sound leadership to guide them.

 

[Frankston Rover]

I've read 2 pages of this thread and I have to agree. It's not really their fault though that they don't have sound leadership to guide them.

This is where Marlowe needs to be PMing him and telling him to pull his head in.

Clubs with good leadership do stuff like that. It's what I would do.

 

[Marlowe]

The Royals have outscored the Warriors 164 to 159 in their two regular season encounters.

Days since the Warriors last defeated the Royals: 236.

 

[Frankston Rover]

The Royals have outscored the Warriors 164 to 159 in their two regular season encounters.

Days since the Warriors last defeated the Royals: 236.

The Warriors last won a final in Season 18 - their first season in the SFA.

In four seasons, the Royals are yet to even make the finals. Poor leadership is thought to be the problem.

 

[Speck]

This is where Marlowe needs to be PMing him and telling him to pull his head in.

Clubs with good leadership do stuff like that. It's what I would do.

Nice attempt but I'll give you the opportunity to look up what the word 'they' means.

Here's hoping you can shape these kids into a brighter SFA future than what it looks like now.

 

[Marlowe]

The Warriors last won a final in Season 18 - their first season in the SFA.

In four seasons, the Royals are yet to even make the finals. Poor leadership is thought to be the problem.

* correction - three and 2/15s.

Finals lost by the Royals: 0

Finals lost by the Warriors: 1

 

[Frankston Rover]

Nice attempt but I'll give you the opportunity to look up what the word 'they' means.

Here's hoping you can shape these kids into a brighter SFA future than what it looks like now.

Well you seem to be the expert. What are you bringing to the table?

From where I'm sitting, not much more than the other half a dozen Royals posters.

 

[Norm Landrover]

Norm and I rotate frequently. We will kill him and whoever you have at FF. This is the scariest backline in the league. I note you have ensconced yourself as far away from it as possible. Wise choice.

B: oogac Haduken Retired Jimmy
HB: BoshtrichBurger Norm Landrover Sydney Bloods
C: Reginald Perrin Raveneyes zackah
HF: Lord_Flashheart alex_is_on_fire Les Norton
F: Mr_Smooth BigJoeD Stronzo
FOLL: The Mighty Boosh El Dubya Frankston Rover
I/C: invinciBlues NetworkNerd

Oh and funny enough the juggalo glory hog named himself at Full forward! So it works out just fine! I will still kill him (As will Norm Landrover should he be called upon) This defeence is not just miserly, it is MISERY!

Surprises all round!

Actually, I've been referred to as "Ram tough."

 

[Speck]

Well you seem to be the expert. What are you bringing to the table?

From where I'm sitting, not much more than the other half a dozen Royals posters.

Well I bring undeniably good looks, the sexiest stats in the league and ultimately a premiership to the Royals.

 

[El Dubya]

Well I bring undeniably good looks, the sexiest stats in the league and ultimately a premiership to the Royals.

And then you woke up and it was all a dream.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

I've read 2 pages of this thread and I have to agree. It's not really their fault though that they don't have sound leadership to guide them.

The problem lies with their captain. What hope have they got when he keeps liking every post, condoning their actions.

This may surprise you as I actually like you as a poster, but over the past few weeks you've totally lost it.

I reckon you've posted at least 60 times in either our match threads or team thread -

If you could somehow learn to read you'd realise that it's already been covered and you'd have saved yourself the embarrassment of being incorrect... Again.

You're now a VC, try to impersonate one.

 

[Les Norton]

The 5 clubs who made the mistake of voting yes should be given the same treatment as those 2 from the Bali nine who are currently on death row.
.

Quoted to remind us all of what we're all dealing with here.
Words fail me, so I'll just leave this alone.

 

[Frankston Rover]

You seem very aggressive, Son of God.

This is supposed to be fun, remember? Well, until Sunday when we belt you into submission ON the field as well.

 

[Les Norton]

The Royals have outscored the Warriors 164 to 159 in their two regular season encounters.

Days since the Warriors last defeated the Royals: 236.

We need a good days since thread.

 

[Les Norton]

You seem very aggressive, Son of God.

This is supposed to be fun, remember? Well, until Sunday when we belt you into submission ON the field as well.

Just aggressive - You're in a kind mood FR
I reckon it's just about time for the white lab coats and restraining cuffs.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

You seem very aggressive, Son of God.

This is supposed to be fun, remember? Well, until Sunday when we belt you into submission ON the field as well.

Is that all you have left?

Childish Bay 13 drivel.

 

[Frankston Rover]

Just aggressive - You're in a kind mood FR
I reckon it's just about time for the white lab coats and restraining cuffs.

The funny thing is, he's serious.

 

[BigJoeD_]

If you could somehow learn to read you'd realise that it's already been covered and you'd have saved yourself the embarrassment of being incorrect... Again.

Oh goody, here comes the pedantry!

42 posts in the past 20 days in Warrior match threads (not including this one) and team thread. 42 posts of pure, unadulterated shit.
Disappointing really - the desintegration of what was once a solid contributor is occurring right before our eyes.

Oh wait, shit I replied again - another win for SoGgy, right?