Official Match Thread S19 R3: Coney Island Warriors vs Gold City Royals at Van Cortlandt Park

[Frankston Rover]

That was another cunning plan of mine aimed at rattling your cage... hey that worked too.

Yeah that was a good one.

Making yourself look silly and desperate really affects me...

 

[Les Norton]

Sorry I will use maths you can understand.

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Well done on listing this photo again.
Oh, and TLDR.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Yeah that was a good one.

Making yourself look silly and desperate really affects me...

Don't thank me for insulting you, it was a pleasure.

 

[Marlowe]

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Official Team Sheet - boncer34
B: COHL - The_Reaper - Igloo
HB: VitalDread - Marlowe - Speck
C: bgt2110 - The Old Dark Navy's - 3KZ is Football
HF: NathanMJ_WB54 - Wise Guy Sam - sverik25
F: Blacky - Juggalo Balla - Tommycash
R: Easty - Son of God - timtamWB

INT: arro73 - Dirty Bird

Changes:
sverik25 - LW > RHF
bgt2110 - RHF > LW
The Old Dark Navy's - LHF > C
NathanMJ_WB54 - C > LHF

Team #1: Wow much team. So sexy.
Team #2: Lol, that's not a team. Losers.

 

[Frankston Rover]

Team #1: Wow much team. So sexy.
Team #2: Lol, that's not a team. Losers.

Son of God v Frankston Rover.

It's going to be a demolition.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Now that the only true SFA team in this battle has finally been revealed, it's time to take a minutes silence to reflect on our fallen Warriors.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Son of God v Frankston Rover.

It's going to be a demolition.

Thanks for the kind words.

I don't think I'll have it that easy though. I'm sure you have some fight left.

 

[3KZ is Football]

We shave funny bones? Man that's low.

It's a living.
#coneyislandwarriorshavefunnybones
#ladygagawarriors

 

[Smoooothy]

beer anyone?

 

[3KZ is Football]

Team #1: Wow much team. So sexy.
Team #2: Lol, that's not a team. Losers.

The Gold City Royals are a team of champions and a champion team. This team sheet has Premiership written all over it.

 

[Les Norton]

beer anyone?

If Soggy tried that he'd poke an eye out and knacker himself...... At the same time.

 

[Les Norton]

The Gold City Royals are a team of champions and a champion team. This team sheet has Premiership written all over it.

When have they last played finals?

 

[BigJoeD_]

Now that the only true SFA team in this battle has finally been revealed, it's time to take a minutes silence to reflect on our fallen Warriors.

See that's better. You need to let the ball come to you a bit, son

 

[Smoooothy]

quite the strong melts i've witnessed here

bay worthy IMO

 

[3KZ is Football]

Son of God v Frankston Rover. It's going to be a demolition.

Which will be hard to notice given the nature of the real estate on Frankston Rover's side of town.

 

[3KZ is Football]

When have they last played finals?

3KZ is Football has plenty of Finals experience after his stellar career at The Roys FFC. He will make the difference this year.

 

[Smoooothy]

you forum bro?

edit - sneaky ninja editing sonofabitch

 

[Marlowe]

The Gold City Royals are a team of champions and a champion team. This team sheet has Premiership written all over it.

Well naturally I agree, I've seen your calculations. I couldn't understand them, but I have seen them.

 

[Les Norton]

3KZ is Football has plenty of Finals experience after his stellar career at The Roys FFC. He will make the difference this year.

Stiff shit, when did the Royals last play finals?

 

[timtamWB]

Stiff shit, when did the Royals last play finals?

They actually made the World Series in 2014. Pretty good effort from them.

 

[bgt2110]

Looks like i am matched up on Reginald Perrin this week, should be an easy 30 quality possessions game this week.

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

They actually made the World Series in 2014. Pretty good effort from them.

Too bad they lost, just like how your team is gonna lose.

/banter101

 

[timtamWB]

Too bad they lost, just like how your team is gonna lose.

/banter101

See that is just so much better than 99% of the tripe that has gone on in this thread.

Congratulations BB, I'm proud of you.

 

[El Dubya]

Pretension comes with the job and purple sash, you pleb. Yeah, that's right, I wear a sash - that's just how pretentious I am.

The highlighted part I have singled out because I think you are on the right track but I would like to criticise it anyway. First, I think in that context, you can do away with the "some", and just say Soggy, and maybe Juggs. Does Juggs post on the Bay? It seems like he might have at one point. But anyway. You don't need to generalise us any more than we need to generalise you - that is to say, we generalise you enough for the both of us. Second, I think what you really needed to get at with the "high-horse" comment was to underline just how similar the Sweet FA and Bay 13 are. Now, I don't personally read the Bay, but the perception I have of it is that it is the lowest common denominator type stuff, while the Sweet FA, in my opinion, is strictly one notch above the lowest common denominator. Sure, I would prefer to think of this place, when at its best, as some good ol' high-brow fun and a great outlet for some excellent creative writing, but lately, that is becoming less and less true with every passing day as we devolve into a cesspool probably more reminiscent of the Bay. And I am sure the Bay has its high-brow moments, too. But at the end of the day, they're both clique-y little subculture niches with their own custom brand of humour that's been built over time. Criticising one of the other is redundant.

Still. You can tell us to get off our high-horse if you want, but I prefer to cling to whatever declining standards we have left, real or imagined. It helps to remind people what they can achieve if they strive to remove themselves from the gutter.

Good morrow fair sir,

I see by your purple sash that you are aligned with the Royals. Fair game to you sir, my cup runneth over with respect for your fine squadron of young men.

Sadly though, some aspersions have been cast by some of the lads in your charge - they claim that we Warriors be a pack of drunken louts and brigands whose company is so ill regarded that we should be publicly scorned and spat upon whence ever we leave the tavern. Whilst this may be true, fairest Marlowe, I submit to you that those voicing these claims loudest have first hand experience of the debauchery of the 13th Bay Tavern, that one amongst your number doth speakest the loudest should nary be casting stones should he follow in his namesake's wisest of words.

The son of Ablett, who in other matters has been seen so fair, was ejected from the tavern after threatening violence upon the inn keepers one dark eve. Urine and feces may have flooded the streets that evening, but that is no excuse for causing quarrel.

I ask that you keep aligned your charges and curb their hypocrisy, lest we need to step in and take up the rod.

As for this Sunday's carnival, while it is known that the Royals may speak well and have the finest silken sashes, their skin has grown pale in the castle and their rump widened across the throne. You face the mighty Warriors, and while we may spend our evenings astupor, we spend our days brawling and baking in the hot sun of Coney Isle. You have grown soft and frail upon the seat of power, and you will soon feel the righteous wrath of the Warriors.

Until we meet again on the village green,

El Dubya

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

See that is just so much better than 99% of the tripe that has gone on in this thread.

Congratulations BB, I'm proud of you.

I know, all the Royals posts excluding the Tropic Thunder quotes were shithouse.