Official Match Thread S21 Round 4 - West Coast Wonders vs Baghdad Bandits @ The Colosseum

[Bigeasy]

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[haydo]

They play you at Full Forward? That confirms the laugh-ability of the Wonders these days. It's a sad indictment on the Wonders of the past that this much mediocrity should be allowed to display themselves on a frequent basis.

You should all hang your heads in shame.

Says the bloke who's going to be shut down by the best defender in the SFA SSwans2011

 

[Itsmyshow]

Says the bloke who's going to be shut down by the best defender in the SFA SSwans2011

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yep, ok.

I'd have more issues with a blow up doll.

 

[haydo]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yep, ok.

I'd have more issues with a blow up doll.

Does this blow up doll have Sswans face on it? I know you have nightmares about him when you come up against the Wonders

 

[Itsmyshow]

Does this blow up doll have Sswans face on it? I know you have nightmares about him when you come up against the Wonders

Only when I flip it on it's knees

 

[SSwans2011]

Says the bloke who's going to be shut down by the best defender in the SFA SSwans2011

Which is saying something if I bench myself. He doesn't even need an opponent.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yep, ok.

I'd have more issues with a blow up doll.

Makes sense if I'm on the bench. Doesn't mean you're going to do any better.

 

[KohPhi]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yep, ok.

I'd have more issues with a blow up doll.

True... would provide tougher opposition than the Wonders backline!!

 

[beez]

I was told you were asked to leave because of your continued sexual advances on a number of young recruits.

I don't know who to believe.

I must admit, I was disappointed that LicoriceAllsorts and Golumless resisted my offer of vodka and snakes in the off-season

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

If you had of offered snake-flavoured vodka, then we'd be talking

 

[Bigeasy]

If you had of offered snake-flavoured vodka, then we'd be talking

Meh it tastes like chicken

 

[beez]

If you had of offered snake-flavoured vodka, then we'd be talking

You can try some wine with camel extract next time you come to Baghdad.

 

[Bigeasy]

You can try some wine with camel extract next time you come to Baghdad.

Mmmmmmm camel extract

 

[Wooljay]

I must admit, I was disappointed that LicoriceAllsorts and Golumless resisted my offer of vodka and snakes in the off-season

Free vodka and snakes and they said no?

Golumless and LicoriceAllsorts have got some explaining to do.

 

[Golumless]

I must admit, I was disappointed that LicoriceAllsorts and Golumless resisted my offer of vodka and snakes in the off-season

See if you just asked that you wanted sex, I would of been fine.

I've been violated by vodka a few too many times.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

Free vodka and snakes and they said no?

Golumless and LicoriceAllsorts have got some explaining to do.

It was some of that pussy 50% alcohol shit

95% or go home

 

[saintkildaman]

See if you just asked that you wanted sex, I would of been fine.

I've been violated by vodka a few too many times.

Think you're rating yourself a little too highly if you think Beez would actually ask you for sex.


He has 6 of the hottest women Baghdad produce at his service whenever he wants.

 

[Golumless]

Think you're rating yourself a little too highly if you think Beez would actually ask you for sex.

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He has 6 of the hottest women Baghdad produce at his service whenever he wants.

You haven't seen me when i take my burqa off. It's the image of pure beauty.

 

[HaroLad]

You haven't seen me when i take my burqa off. It's the image of pure beauty.

You whore.

How dare you expose your naked face!

 

[Wooljay]

It was some of that pussy 50% alcohol shit

95% or go home

Yeah it's either overproof or I'm not getting in your unmarked white van.

 

[Red mist]

Checking in.
Another road trip I see. The Colosseum huh. I wish to start off the week with a debauched toga party. I've been reading Garry Lyons personal diary of the last four years and wish to try some things.

 

[beez]

You haven't seen me when i take my burqa off. It's the image of pure beauty.

If it's the same as the face you make when you miss a shot at goal, I'm out.

 

[Dennis Trumpet]

Checking in.
Another road trip I see. The Colosseum huh. I wish to start off the week with a debauched toga party. I've been reading Garry Lyons personal diary of the last four years and wish to try some things.

When in Rome

 

[ClarkeM]

Bring back the BigFooty Bombers. Pricks.

 

[HaroLad]

Bring back the BigFooty Bombers. Pricks.

Bring back the old ClarkeM. Prick.

 

[ClarkeM]

Bring back the old ClarkeM. Prick.

**** that. SFA doesn't deserve me.