Official Match Thread S21 Round 4 - West Coast Wonders vs Baghdad Bandits @ The Colosseum

[Wooljay]

*Suddenly a wild Matty6 appears*

and the crowd goes mild

 

[MKMatty]

and the crowd goes mild

How many times have we rehearsed this Wooljay, dammit!

 

[KohPhi]

It's clear to see that you're suffering without any real leadership.

 

[Pugsley]

Think you're rating yourself a little too highly if you think Beez would actually ask you for sex.

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He has 6 of the hottest women Baghdad produce at his service whenever he wants.

If we don't have the hottest wives & they're not performing, we always have our camels.

 

[Tricky Dixon]

Citroin set to play his BREAK OUT GAME this round! He is set to go from SUPER STAR TO FREAKING SUPERSTAR and the Qooty world will look on in awe. Get around him. He is a true champion

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

Who?

 

[haydo]

Citroin set to play his BREAK OUT GAME this round! He is set to go from SUPER STAR TO FREAKING SUPERSTAR and the Qooty world will look on in awe. Get around him. He is a true champion

I don't know who this person is you speak of?
Actually for that sake, who are you?

 

[Golumless]

Citroin set to play his BREAK OUT GAME this round! He is set to go from SUPER STAR TO FREAKING SUPERSTAR and the Qooty world will look on in awe. Get around him. He is a true champion

No he isn't.

Go back to saying positive things about matty6/whoever plays in our side that's from your joke of a management firm.

 

[beez]

Who?

That's what I thought. If Citroin tries to upstage me like he did the other week, he can have a week on the bench. It's bad enough dennis kermit keeps hogging the ball all the time, if another one of my new recruits starts getting in on the action, I might have to stop offering them my Bacardis.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

That's what I thought. If Citroin tries to upstage me like he did the other week, he can have a week on the bench. It's bad enough dennis kermit keeps hogging the ball all the time, if another one of my new recruits starts getting in on the action, I might have to stop offering them my Bacardis.

Wait, so you offered me vodka instead of Bacardi?

We are no longer on good terms

 

[beez]

Wait, so you offered me vodka instead of Bacardi?

We are no longer on good terms

OK. Seriously. I am starting to like this guy. THIS IS ****ING RIDICULOUS.

I am going to have to make a list of all the things I dislike about you.

1. Peyton Manning fanboi.

That's enough.

I hate you again. Phew.

PS. Wonders suck.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

OK. Seriously. I am starting to like this guy. THIS IS ******* RIDICULOUS.

I am going to have to make a list of all the things I dislike about you.

1. Peyton Manning fanboi.

That's enough.

I hate you again. Phew.

PS. Wonders suck.

 

[KohPhi]

That's what I thought. If Citroin tries to upstage me like he did the other week, he can have a week on the bench. It's bad enough dennis kermit keeps hogging the ball all the time, if another one of my new recruits starts getting in on the action, I might have to stop offering them my Bacardis.

Cmon Skip, put me in the guts this game. Ive smashed out some serious treadmill work to build up the tank!!!

 

[Dennis Trumpet]

Silly Peyton, doesn't know how to wear a burqa properly

 

[saintkildaman]

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Silly Peyton, doesn't know how to wear a burqa properly

This photo brings a tear to my eye. Such disrespect.

 

[beez]

Cmon Skip, put me in the guts this game. Ive smashed out some serious treadmill work to build up the tank!!!
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Knowing Fatima, you'll get the first clearance of the game then she'll drag you.

 

[KohPhi]

Knowing Fatima, you'll get the first clearance of the game then she'll drag you.

Would follow the pattern of the last 2 games then!!

 

[haydo]

Knowing Fatima, you'll get the first clearance of the game then she'll drag you.

Didn't you read the opening 30 seconds of the Wonders game last weekend? I took the first ruck battle, walked around 4 blokes and slotted a goal without anyone else touching the ball. Don't think KohPhi will get near the first touch

 

[KohPhi]

Didn't you read the opening 30 seconds of the Wonders game last weekend? I took the first ruck battle, walked around 4 blokes and slotted a goal without anyone else touching the ball. Don't think KohPhi will get near the first touch

You must be pretty good!!

 

[Tricky Dixon]

No he isn't.

Go back to saying positive things about matty6/whoever plays in our side that's from your joke of a management firm.

Listen Dickless, when I want you to make a contribution, I'll tell you. Also try letting go of LicoriceAllsorts when you are typing. He only likes your posts because you type them one handed.

Tricky Dixon
Sole Director
Elite Qooty Management.

 

[haydo]

You must be pretty good!!View attachment 216835

You cannot see this right now, but I'm actually doing the same thing as the bloke in your GIF

 

[KohPhi]

You cannot see this right now, but I'm actually doing the same thing as the bloke in your GIF

 

[beez]

Didn't you read the opening 30 seconds of the Wonders game last weekend? I took the first ruck battle, walked around 4 blokes and slotted a goal without anyone else touching the ball. Don't think KohPhi will get near the first touch

Pffft, like I'd bother to watch replays of your games. Plus, I've got my trusty 2x4, your knees are stuffed.

 

[haydo]

Pffft, like I'd bother to watch replays of your games. Plus, I've got my trusty 2x4, your knees are stuffed.

You're right, if I were you, I probably wouldn't want to watch our match this weekend over again either, might be a very depressing 24 hours for you heading into Monday

 

[Dennis Trumpet]

That's what I thought. If Citroin tries to upstage me like he did the other week, he can have a week on the bench. It's bad enough dennis kermit keeps hogging the ball all the time, if another one of my new recruits starts getting in on the action, I might have to stop offering them my Bacardis.

Speaking of which beez, I've come down with a very serious case of leather poisoning. I was sick all Monday and Tuesday.

It's completely unrelated to the two slabs of baghdadi breezers I drank on Sunday night after the win, but my doc says I should stay off of the alcohol this week to allow my body to recover.

So really the Wonders wingers won't be facing Kermit at his peak this week, No excuses for them. Seriously if my opponent doesn't get at least 40 touches they should be delisted.