Official Match Thread S21 Second Elimination Final - Fighting Furies vs East Side Hawks at Punt Road

[Footypie32]

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Can you smell that? Sorry. Actually, I meant that other thing... Finals. I can't actually believe we got here. That season seemed to go on forever and I think we all thought at one point the league was going to go the way of one of Millky's Werewolf games and spontaneously combust.


But it didn't and we're here. To where the real fun begins. Where legends are made and dreams are crushed. Mostly the crushed bit.


Now originally this match thread was supposed to be done by the lovely Wooshette, but I killed her in her sleep and turned her skin into a suit. She really must moisturise this bad-boy... So smooth.


Anyway. Back to the reason we're all here. This weeks games will see another two teams exit the hunt for that glorious trophy (finger's crossed it's Wonders and Furies). Holding back now will see you and your club humiliated in front of the broader Sweet FA community. So get your Sig-bets in and put your reputations on the line because these are the games you will remember for years to come. This is where rivalries are born and champions are forged. Fire-up you muppets.



FINALS ARE HERE!!




Last time they met: Round 9 @ Punt Road

East Side Hawks d Fighting Furies 113 - 85


Notable Performances:

Tayl0r - 10 HO, 27 disposals, 2 goals, 108DT
Dagless - 28 disposals, 8 marks, 2 goals, 108DT
Wacky Tiger - 26 disposals, 6 tackles, 2 goals, 98DT

sausageroll - 17 disposals, 10 tackles, 4 goals, 112DT
_Cayz_ - 31 disposals, 7 marks, 1 goal, 103DT
Nuffers - 25 disposals, 6 marks, 83DT


Captains, please ensure that your teams are submitted by 11.59pm Melbourne time on Thursday and that the post contains the words “Official Team Sheet”.

 

[sausageroll]

Great OP!

...not this one. I was talking about the OP in another thread I was reading just a minute or so ago.
This OP is pretty shit.

 

[spookism]

Good luck you bunch of campaigners.

I hope you all fall over in some gravel, get a nasty cut on your knee that get's infected and then gangrenous, resulting in the amputation of your leg.

#bringonseason22

 

[Taylor]

I got my hands on it a lot.

 

[sausageroll]

I got my hands on it a lot.

I wasn't complaining

 

[Footypie32]

Great OP!

...not this one. I was talking about the OP in another thread I was reading just a minute or so ago.
This OP is pretty shit.

If I shit poster thinks your post is shit, does that make it good? Hmmm.

I'll sleep on it.

 

[sausageroll]

If I shit poster thinks your post is shit, does that make it good? Hmmm.

I'll sleep on it.

Roman numerals are written with a lower case i

Actually, it was only the bit about crossing the possessive finger that Furies will exit the hunt for the premiership that was shit.
The rest of it was pretty good.

 

[Nuffers]

We're stalking the stalker...

 

[This Is Anfield]

Who plays for the Hawks?
Anyone any good.

 

[Nuffers]

Who plays for the Hawks?
Anyone any good.

The Lurker

 

[_Cayz_]

Finals week. How exciting. Pity we have to play the Hawks though.

Couldn't you find a decent opponent for us?

 

[Wacky Tiger]

My keycard still works you nuffies

 

[Nuffers]

My keycard still works you nuffies

Yes it does... Come right in young man, we have a little surprise for you.

 

[_Cayz_]

My keycard still works you nuffies

It's supposed to. Lull you into a false sense of security.

 

[Mr Eagle]

Good morning Farting Furballs! Welcome to your demise at the hands of the Super Mega Awesome Hawks.

I figure we might start with some light schoolyard level banter and go from there. So:

- you smell
- you're dumb
- no-one likes you
- you pick your nose and eat it.

Come at me, you big weird stupidheads!!!!

 

[Helen Wheels]

Good luck you bunch of campaigners.

I hope you all fall over in some gravel, get a nasty cut on your knee that get's infected and then gangrenous, resulting in the amputation of your leg.

#bringonseason22

In which case, we will have two plans of attack:
Plan #1: Hoppo Bumpo tactics (all Furies are black belts in Hoppo Bumpo)
Plan #2: Bring our amputated gangrenous legs to the game and use them to club you mob into submission

 

[_Cayz_]

Good morning Farting Furballs! Welcome to your demise at the hands of the Super Mega Awesome Hawks.

I figure we might start with some light schoolyard level banter and go from there. So:

- you smell
- you're dumb
- no-one likes you
- you pick your nose and eat it.

Come at me, you big weird stupidheads!!!!

I know you are, I said you are but what am I?

 

[Nuffers]

Good morning Farting Furballs! Welcome to your demise at the hands of the Super Mega Awesome Hawks.

I figure we might start with some light schoolyard level banter and go from there. So:

- you smell
- you're dumb
- no-one likes you
- you pick your nose and eat it.

Come at me, you big weird stupidheads!!!!

Pffft..... An Eagle masquerading as a Hawk.... Irrelevant.

 

[_Cayz_]

_Cayz_ - 31 disposals, 7 marks, 1 goal, 103DT

Who is this guy? Some sort of Qooty god? Expect more of the same Hawks.

 

[Taylor]

I wasn't complaining

Gee youre up late.

 

[Wacky Tiger]

Who is this guy? Some sort of Qooty god? Expect more of the same Hawks.

Happy to again see those numbers from you in a losing side

 

[_Cayz_]

Happy to again see those numbers from you in a losing side

I was trying to gloss over the whole loss part .

 

[Taylor]

You can't buff that out..

 

[Sterge]

I snuck into the hawks changeroom they have already put up some posters

Apparently Pants has also mandated they get haircuts to look more like hawks

and this one which I though was weird, seems the hawks secretly want to be Furries

 

[Taylor]

...that is a fascinator

On one of the hottest lesbians in the world..

Yeh... Real problems..