Official Match Thread S21 Second Elimination Final - Fighting Furies vs East Side Hawks at Punt Road

[Taylor]

I got enough electolytes in before I went to sleep

 

[Biggie]

I got enough electolytes in before I went to sleep

Top work.

 

[larrikin]

No hangover?

Present

 

[Biggie]

Present

Berocca?

 

[Taylor]

Bu-bu-bu-be-be-bounce

 

[Biggie]

Like watching a god gifted woman jogging.

Just a marvel that all should enjoy.

 

[Taylor]

The more I run the less god gifted I am

 

[larrikin]

Berocca?

Good idea

Have spent the morning up a ladder in a storm pulling down torn shade sails that have been blowing everywhere in the breeze.

Hangover could've been done without

 

[Biggie]

The more I run the less god gifted I am

Had a good chat with a lady friend about that at the gym the other night. Couple weeks back. She's lost her lovely behind due to too much cardio. Was complaining about it.

Got her lifting a little more, reducing her cardio.

I'm here to help haha

 

[Taylor]

Had a good chat with a lady friend about that at the gym the other night. Couple weeks back. She's lost her lovely behind due to too much cardio. Was complaining about it.

Got her lifting a little more, reducing her cardio.

I'm here to help haha

You can't bench press boobs back, that isn't how they work.

 

[Biggie]

You can't bench press boobs back, that isn't how they work.

Yes ma'am.

But you can certainly reduce cardio and eat more.

Told her think sprinter, rather than marathon runner.

But yeah, most girls wont have the puppies when training intensely.

But certainly will have the badonkadonk.

 

[Gilbert_Hodge]

OFFICIAL TEAM SHEET
of the East Side Hawks

FB: Uncle_Leo - WaLkEr_ThE_StAr - Danger in Texas
HB: scaryness - Clint Beastwood - GutsyBug
C: Mr Eagle - Brown Bottle - Wacky Tiger
HF: Karnezis_13 - larrikin - go you pups
FF: Gilbert_Hodge - The Filth Wizard - HawkAussie
Foll: Tayl0r - Doctor Colossus - Biggie

Int: jackenny - Dagless

Changes:
NO CHANGES​

A truly courageous and strong team and a team that I'm proud to co-captain.
Who would have thought that a few months back we were staring down the barrel of a gun and looking at a wooden spoon?
Who would have thought that this mismatched band could pull together as one and build some amazing momentum coming into the finals series?

Coming back from the last offseason and co-captaining with Doctor Colossus has been an absolute pleasure - he does all the bits of the job I hate and thinks I'm sane. Thinking back on the days when I was co-captain with Tarkyn_24, I could not help but think that he was to blame for everything that went wrong. Even in the season after he'd left. That's how bad he was. East Side has never had its problems exacerbated by penalties from the tribunal, because we were aware from the beginning that you can't halfarse this gig and think you can get away with it. It's really incredibly obvious.

I have seen some amazing progress this year: Doctor Colossus has learned first aid. Tayl0r has her kleptomania under control. Wacky Tiger's lawyer is more confident than ever that the prosecution won't make those charges stick. The Filth Wizard has brought decency and goodness to the league and everyone is thrilled. larrikin is third on the Tasmanian Senate ticket for the Jacqui Lambie Network. Biggie's insurance premiums have gone down since he switched to Youi. Brown Bottle is now simply known as Bottle because we don't judge him like that. And regular appearances from Karnezis_13, go you pups, Gilbert_Hodge and HawkAussie have made this whole thing just so wonderfully magical and a joy to partake in.

(Our back six does seem to have gone quiet. The odd 'like' has been spotted, so we know they're out there somewhere, presumably perfecting the art of pouncing on the opposition undetected...for them, there is no downtime!)

Win or lose, it does not matter as the sim will soon get reset and this will mean **** all next season. How like life.

Good luck Hawks and all the best.​

Go Hawkies

 

[Mr Eagle]

You can't bench press boobs back, that isn't how they work.

Now I'm envisioning some kind of bench press based inflation contraption...hmmm.

 

[Shadow Man]

Carn Furies, continue the march.

 

[fumbler]

I'm at the ground and somebody's spray painted I'm not here gone to the Royal to see shaz and dot pole dance, love tigs.
What a jerk......... it doesn't tell me what time.

 

[Mr Eagle]

I'm at the ground and somebody's spray painted I'm not here gone to the Royal to see shaz and dot pole dance, love tigs.
What a jerk......... it doesn't tell me what time.

What's a dot pole?

 

[Helen Wheels]

What's a dot pole?

"Dot" is her nickname, short for Dorothy.
As for the "pole" bit, she's Polish.
Dorothy Lewinski. That's her.

 

[sausageroll]

"Dot" is her nickname, short for Dorothy.
As for the "pole" bit, she's Polish.
Dorothy Lewinski. That's her.

Close, but no cigar

 

[Wacky Tiger]

 

[Shadow Man]

The day of reckoning.

 

[Biggie]

Excited to skin a tiger.

And beat the furies too.

 

[Mr Eagle]

Time to fly!

 

[Shadow Man]

Your going to be disappointed..

 

[Gilbert_Hodge]

Liiiiiiiiiift ESH

 

[Biggie]

Liiiiiiiiiift ESH

For 45 a day?