Official Match Thread S22 R04: Coney Island Warriors v Sin City Swamprats @ Van Cortlandt Park (Swamprats are favourites)

[Wosh]

Listen here, stir fry.

I've known you for the whole of 26 seconds, and you're already a worser person than Peter Foster is in my book.

Shape up, or ship off, pork boiler.

I can fill you in.
Self troll there, the Rats have a league wide reputation for being spammers and melters and are constantly being called out for it..they are a tad touchy about it too..bless em. They do have some good posters but alas, they must have all fled to Eastern Europe since Port went to shite.

 

[David Schwarz]

I can fill you in.
Self troll there, the Rats have a league wide reputation for being spammers and melters and are constantly being called out for it..they are a tad touchy about it too..bless em. They do have some good posters but alas, they must have all fled to Eastern Europe since Port went to shite.

Want me to hunt them down?

what happens in Țimișoreana...

 

[Kennedy Parker]

OH SHIT Ant Bear!

My alias has been exposed! WTF do I do now?

 

[David Schwarz]

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OH SHIT Ant Bear!

My alias has been exposed! WTF do I do now?

Fake an injury at a Red Rooster drive thru and sue for damages? At the bare minimum try to get a few free crispy strips out of it?

I dunno

 

[Wosh]

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OH SHIT Ant Bear!

My alias has been exposed! WTF do I do now?

Packedlunch do your job

 

[Kennedy Parker]

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OH SHIT Ant Bear!

My alias has been exposed! WTF do I do now?

Lackedpunch do your job

 

[RedVest4]

Packedlunch do your job

PL can't even figure out his own Elias imitation accounts... He's got no chance with this one

 

[RedVest4]

Post some female wrestlers you flogs..that one that bonked George Clooney

 

[Wosh]

Want me to hunt them down?

what happens in Țimișoreana...

Leave em be, probably at melt camp.

 

[Packedlunch]

Packedlunch do your job

I may need to enlist my latest trio of amorous Benny fighters


Lackedpunch packedbrunch and of course StackedHunch

 

[David Schwarz]

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That is the famous wrestler known as Mr. H, also known as "The Sport" or "The Brain Murderer"

 

[Wosh]

I may need to enlist my latest trio of amorous Benny fighters


Lackedpunch packedbrunch and of course StackedHunch

Droppedlunch Morganashlee




quoted the wrong post

 

[Ant Bear]

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OH SHIT Ant Bear!

My alias has been exposed! WTF do I do now?

Make another one. You can never have too many...

 

[RedVest4]

I may need to enlist my latest trio of amorous Benny fighters


Lackedpunch packedbrunch and of course StackedHunch

Just admit you created all of them you attention whore...

 

[David Schwarz]

Is that an elias of an elias?

 

[Wosh]

Just admit you created all of them you attention whore...

Now we just have to teach one of them to kick goals

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Make another one. You can never have too many...

Good idea Cloud_!

 

[Packedlunch]

Just admit you created all of them you attention whore...

I'm questioning my decision to create this account let alone let it reproduce!


So which Swannies are we bending over tonight?

 

[RedVest4]

Is that an elias of an elias?

Of an elias?

 

[Benwah83]

Warriors recruit StackedHunch

 

[Wosh]

I'm questioning my decision to create this account let alone let it reproduce!


So which Swannies are we bending over tonight?

Look up

 

[Lackedpunch]

Warriors recruit StackedHunch

How's that bennie getting picked ahead of me? Bullshit!

 

[Wosh]

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Honestly, if Stackedbunch put in a bit more training he would look exactly like that

 

[Benwah83]

How's that bennie getting picked ahead of me? Bullshit!

Probably just an administrative error, LP.

>_>

<_<

 

[Wosh]

Probably just an administrative error, LP.

>_>

<_<

I blame the Vice Captains