Official Match Thread S22 Round 17 Baghdad Bombers vs Sin City Swamprats at Abdu Prison

[I Dont Care]

...or maybe NZ now

 

[beez]

Might stay in and get take away pizzi.

 

[Quadzilla]

Game Day ****ers!

Bandits go down day!

 

[KohPhi]

Game Day gooses!

Bandits go down day!

Usually my 'go down' day is friday night. Which on the surface isn't anything unusual being a married man....Except when you have 21 wives!....I wake up on Saturday and my jaw feels like ive eaten 2 dozen Red Skin Splits!

 

[Millky95]

Game day!

 

[KohPhi]

 

[Far Kern]

Big day for the Bombers, must win to secure finals. I wanted to make sure you're all aware that I have no morals but very high standards. Three or four of KohPhi's least used wives and a bag of decent Baghdad buds should do the trick.

Although, on reflection, Miss Far k has lost a bit of her allure after the recent power outages, what with the lights back on and all the stretching. I'd probably accept a quick glance and a nice cup of chai from grandma. So, no standards really. All offers seriously considered. Just bribe me you bastards.

 

[Far Kern]

heck, can't say heck.

Nice melt swear filter.

 

[sportsmaniac89]

glory be, can't say glory be.

You win swear filter.

What were you trying to say originally?

 

[beez]

Big day for the Bombers, must win to secure finals.

What a load of bollocks. We could go to the pub, get a parma, have a couple of froffies, rock back up to the Prison down by 82 points in the last quarter, and still waltz into the finals.

 

[KohPhi]

Big day for the Bombers, must win to secure finals. I wanted to make sure you're all aware that I have no morals but very high standards. Three or four of KohPhi's least used wives and a bag of decent Baghdad buds should do the trick.

Although, on reflection, Miss Far k has lost a bit of her allure after the recent power outages, what with the lights back on and all the stretching. I'd probably accept a quick glance and a nice cup of chai from grandma. So, no standards really. All offers seriously considered. Just bribe me you bastards.

Your pushing the friendship with the blunt but take your pick with my wives!

(If you pick the front two, just have them back by 9 tonight as it's a school day tomorrow)

 

[Quadzilla]

Your pushing the friendship with the blunt but take your pick with my wives!
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(If you pick the front two, just have them back by 9 tonight as it's a school day tomorrow)

21 wives

When do camels get their chance?

 

[Far Kern]

What were you trying to say originally?

Miss F a r k - although all stretched out like this is an accurate representation.

 

[Far Kern]

What a load of bollocks. We could go to the pub, get a parma, have a couple of froffies, rock back up to the Prison down by 82 points in the last quarter, and still waltz into the finals.

A parmi, a pizzi and a frothi.

 

[KohPhi]

21 wives

When do camels get their chance?

No chance these days.. between being a qooty star, weekly appearances on "In Baghdad Tonight" and working at my 7/11 in Tikrit, i just don't have the time.

 

[Far Kern]

No chance these days.. between being a qooty star, weekly appearances on "In Baghdad Tonight" and working at my 7/11 in Tikrit, i just don't have the time.

I feel for you, the oil, arms trade and sex slavery industries just aren't what they used to be.

 

[KohPhi]

I feel for you, the oil, arms trade and sex slavery industries just aren't what they used to be.

So true FK... I mean, even the Yemeni refugees that work my convenience stores are now demanding a break during their 15 hour shifts!
What is this world coming to..

 

[I Dont Care]

I'm horny. KoHPhi...give me some coffee

 

[Kennedy Parker]

At first glance KohPhi I thought your avatar said New World Order and Filthy was already planning Mk III.

 

[Power Raid]

What a glorious way to start the day!

 

[Power Raid]

Well I imagine you'd have some shockers given that instead of Mad Monday, you had Mad Season courtesy of this person

Looks rough but would still help her out

 

[Wosh]

Hi all
This game will be posted around 5 - 5.30
Cheers

 

[KohPhi]

I'm horny. KoHPhi...give me some coffee

 

[Quadzilla]

I'm horny.

Hi Horny

Name change coming up?

 

[burningdwarf]

Most important game of my life, lining up at FB.

Prepare to get fisted Gray Day .