Official Match Thread S23 Round 3: Gold City Royals vs East Side Hawks @ The Golden Throne

[Biggie]

I'm sorry to say Hawks, but you have the lamest name/mascot combo in the league. This is how I imagine them being chosen...


East Side Hawks Inaugural Team Meeting


F/D: Ok, team. We need a mascot. The people like animals these days. What have you got?

Biggie: How about an Eagle? Those things can crush a child's skull with one claw!

F/D: Woah, woah, woah... we have child members too! We don't want to scare the poor things.

Inaugural player #3: How about a magpie? I think kids like magpies...

F/D: Have you ever been swooped by one of those muther******s?? They ****in hurt. No, no... next?

Inaugural player #4: A pigeon?

F/D: No, we need something that looks kinda scary, but poses no threat to humans whatsoever.

Biggie: A Hawk?

F/D: Now we're talking. Ok, we need a location...

Inaugural player #3: How about Waverley?

F/D: Too specific. We don't want to alienate anyone.

Inaugural player #4: General Waverley Area?

F/D: Still too specific.

Biggie: East Side?

Inaugural player #4: East Side of what?

Biggie: Doesn't matter.

F/D: Cool. East Side Hawks it is. Meeting adjourned.

Wtf is this?

 

[Footypie32]

Wtf is this?

A recipe for pecan pie. Yum.

 

[NTRabbit]

 

[Red mist]

Hoooooooooooo, who dat, dat GreyCrow??
Grey and old and always too slow....
Boy starts dropping bars, he wait to page 8
You missed the bus kid, shouldn't hesitate
You that slow on Sunday, we show you the skills
But lessons don't come free punk, send you the bills
You swimmin in waters, you got in too deep
Back in your box kid, 'fore we send you to sleep

WORD

GN80

Oh baby baby don't get hooked on me
You can only see the best of me
Now I'm old and I don't mind
But I aint no kid let me remind
I was kicking qooty balls
Fore you came from your daddys balls
Now some might say its kinda rude
But its good to see some attitude
It keeps an old man on his toes
When he gets the best of his foes
Now be ready to always follow
Maybe mumma shoulda swallowed

Maybe she should, but I hear your mumma spit
Scraped you into a jar, you not legit
Kicking balls? you were lickin balls
While your pimp collect the bills and wait out in the halls
I ain't rude dog, You just got me spicy
You don't mention my ma, then I play nicely
Just cos you old, don't mean you get respect
You play family, then you get wrecked
I straighten up now, play a straight bat
Lets stick to qooty, we leave it at that

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

As quick as I am I'm really struggling to keep up with this thread.

That's it though boys, wear yourselves out and I'll skate right past you at the end.

 

[brahj]

As quick as I am I'm really struggling to keep up with this thread.

That's it though boys, wear yourselves out and I'll skate right past you at the end.

See you for the final sprint, Nakkers.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

See you for the final sprint, Nakkers.

I take it your definition of the word sprint varies from mine. I hope you don't mind being left behind.

 

[brahj]

I take it your definition of the word sprint varies from mine. I hope you don't mind being left behind.

I have only heard other people use it. Google tells me it's running fast... I don't want no part of that shit.

 

[Rack Watts]

Kek
y o u l o s e

 

[Biggie]

What time is it?

 

[GreyCrow]

Don't worry about me getting laid
If sex is the bill I always get paid
I was trying to say something nice about the city of churches, there ain't a lot
Just wait for a power outage when the weather gets hot
I suppose coopers pale is an ok ale
Put it against the Bootleg and you'll ******* fail

Ropes are red
Violence is blue
Here is a pic
Of who would do you

 

[Biggie]

Would smash

 

[Blacky]

Ropes are red
Violence is blue
Here is a pic
Of who would do you

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They should be using them as an o line

 

[brahj]

They should be using them as an o line

Quivorir get in here and defend your team/Domino's drivers.

 

[RookieListed]

Except RookieListed

He is a treasure

Good stuff, would of been a shame if you somehow changed from buddy to someone else.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

(Pictured: Rub Power reunion)

My feels

 

[boondy]

What time is it?

Missus says . Where is that big boy. I thinking I gonna get some action . She says no not that . The remote .

 

[Biggie]

Missus says . Where is that big boy. I thinking I gonna get some action . She says no not that . The remote .

Haha

She doesn't get the remote - too busy in the kitchen, amirite?

 

[ShanDog]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van

 

[Le Grille]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van

I don't know why but that made me laugh

 

[Le Grille]

All you mother****ers are gonna pay
GN80 is in a bad mood today
Hungover and sleep deprived
Reading rhymes so very contrived
No one can match my stuff, I haven't reached my peak
When it comes to rhymes I am a solid gold freak
Enough about me and back to Hawks
RookieListed , Biggie will smash you dorks
For Royals you guys show a lack of class
Using fat shaming pictures pluck out your arse
It seems as though you blokes have dyslexia
Your posts are quality like fruity lexia
Lets get back to the game on Sunday and the pain we bring
You'll soon find public humiliation is a thing
The first quarter brahj will kick 3 to start the show
The second will belong to larrikin and co.
They call the third stanza the premiership quarter
The Filth Wizard in the house, lock up your daughters
We will hit the home straight like Phar Lap at the cup
You think Elton Johns Wig will slow down? Nup.

 

[Biggie]

Yeah!

 

[Agent93]

Brown Bottle - we've been demoted out of battle raps due to our shit showing last week.

 

[Agent93]

All you mother******s are gonna pay
GN80 is in a bad mood today

Yeah, you get that mongrel in ya.