Official Match Thread S25 1st Preliminary Final: East Side Hawks vs Sin City Swamprats at Waverley Park

[Quadzilla]

Bring it home!

 

[rickety]

Does he deserve it?

Have been hit with everything else in the last couple of years, a dainty half assed girly kick from some wannabe swamprat ain't gonna give me to much grief

 

[Ant Bear]

Must be nice for Port fans to be able to eat out at a restaurant.

Nothing wrong with a good Scottish restaurant

 

[sportsmaniac89]

Have been hit with everything else in the last couple of years, a dainty half assed girly kick from some wannabe swamprat ain't gonna give me to much grief

To be fair, he'd probably swing like a rickety old gate and miss completely!

 

[ant555]

Why is Ant Bear sick?
What's wrong with Ant Bear?
How come Ant Bear is crying on the Qooty field?

Lite beer.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

1x Swamprat win impending.

 

[Ant Bear]

Who or what is a drazah?

You donated to and played in the drazah Memorial Match, you rascal

 

[rickety]

Nothing wrong with a good Scottish restaurant

 

[ShaunDuggan]

You donated to and played in the drazah Memorial Match, you rascal

Ease up, he's not always drunk like the rest of us....

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

1x Swamprat win impending.

 

[haydo]

haydo we need a motivational post from you as our 21st man today

These are games that make or break a Qootball side. Today is the day where you give 190% and you look after your team mates. If someone gives your mate a shove, you ****ing shove them back! Take no prisoners. Get stuck in and win the hard ball. Today you become legend, it's time to show the competition what the Swamprats are made of. Now get out there and smashing these ****ing Hawks

 

[Dav]

These are games that make or break a Qootball side. Today is the day where you give 190% and you look after your team mates. If someone gives your mate a shove, you ******* shove them back! Take no prisoners. Get stuck in and win the hard ball. Today you become legend, it's time to show the competition what the Swamprats are made of. Now get out there and smashing these ******* Hawks

And I'll be able to tell them exactly how much hard ball they've won - no hiding today.

 

[rickety]

Ease up, he's not always drunk like the rest of us....

Usually drunker right?

 

[ant555]

Almost time.

 

[Ant Bear]

Almost time.

ANTHEM TIME
Swamprats all, let us rejoice, for we are undie free
With golden beer and rivals tears, our women we don't see
Underground we dwell, we drink and yell, we're loud and we don't care,
We live in pubs, do lots of drugs
Swamprats don't play fair.
In drunken rants, we lose our pants
Swamprats don't play fair

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Hawks Anthem Time

 

[miggs]

You donated to and played in the drazah Memorial Match, you rascal

Did I win the medal??

Need to know if I’m donating to the next one

 

[Ant Bear]

Did I win the medal??

Need to know if I’m donating to the next one

There was only one star that day...

 

[Hate]

Qooty Commentary File - QOOTY (Quick Footy) Version 10.5
Qooty Website - http://qooty.footypedia.com

Match commencing shortly ... ESH v SCS

                       SCS
GutsyBug                    Noobz0r                  Milera2Betts
Cheval                      Dingster                 gaskin

jackenny                    brahj                    Loonerty
sataris                     edgie                    Power Raid

NinjaSwan                   Agent93                  por_please_ya
GotTheGoodes                ant555                   Firestarter

go you pups                 Biggie                   Papa Juggs
Fizzler                     rickety                  sportsmaniac89

miggs                       larrikin                 Karnezis_13
Obeanie1                    ChristopHaha             Quadzilla
                           ESH

ESH Foll : YearOfTheRoos, The Filth Wizard, spookism
SCS Foll : ShaunDuggan, Ant Bear, philreich

ESH INT : Marklar_33, Eagling
SCS INT : TradeDraft, bergholt

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
East Side Hawks: brahj NinjaSwan spookism
Sin City Swamprats: philreich

Round PF, Conditions for this match - RAINY

 

[Hate]

1 : .01 {C} - Both ruckman miss the ball completely.
1 : .1 {C} - philreich breaks free and has found some space.
1 : .16 {C} - Quick hands to Ant Bear under pressure.
1 : .2 {lHFF} - Kicks to a contest - sataris looks to get to thre front.
1 : .26 {lHFF} - Top mark sataris.
1 : .3 {lHFF} - sataris to send the ball forward.
1 : .34 {lHFF} - jackenny might be in trouble with the tribunal after that tackle on sataris. Play on is the call.
1 : .4 {rHBF} - jackenny looking for a lead.
1 : .45 {rHBF} - Handpass over the shoulder to spookism.
1 : .51 {CHB} - Quick hands to brahj.
1 : .55 {lHBF} - An underground handpass to Loonerty.
1 : .59 {rHBF} - Quick hands to jackenny.
1 : 1.05 {rHBF} - Gets a handpass away to The Filth Wizard.
1 : 1.09 {rHBF} - The Filth Wizard takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 1.15 {rHBF} - Handpass over the shoulder to jackenny.
1 : 1.19 {rHBF} - He handpasses to The Filth Wizard.
1 : 1.26 {rHBF} - The Filth Wizard kicks under pressure but there's too much on it. Out on the full.
1 : 1.3 {lHFF} - sataris has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 1.34 {CHF} - Handballs to edgie.
1 : 1.4 {CHF} - He has a bounce.
1 : 1.45 {rHFF} - He kicks across the ground towards Power Raid.
1 : 1.51 {rHFF} - Over the head of Power Raid.
1 : 1.55 {lHBF} - Loonerty looks downfield.
1 : 1.59 {rW} - Kicks with his non-preferred side.
1 : 2.05 {rW} - NinjaSwan is outmarked by GotTheGoodes.
1 : 2.09 {C} - ant555 with the ball now.
1 : 2.15 - <<< Eagling is coming on to replace Agent93 >>>
1 : 2.25 {C} - ant555 slowing down the play.
1 : 2.3 {C} - Ooof. Eagling blindsides ant555 and I heard that from here.
1 : 2.34 {C} - Eagling scoops up the ball.
1 : 2.4 {C} - A wild handball - but luckily The Filth Wizard was well placed to clean up.
1 : 2.44 {rHFF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 2.5 {rHFF} - Almost a throw to The Filth Wizard.
1 : 2.54 {rHFF} - The Filth Wizard is crunched in a tackle.
1 : 2.58 {rHBF} - sportsmaniac89 with a little space.
1 : 3.05 {rHBF} - sportsmaniac89 takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 3.09 {rW} - He gets a handpass to Firestarter.
1 : 3.15 {rW} - An underground handpass to philreich.
1 : 3.19 {CHF} - He just bombs away in the direction of edgie and brahj.
1 : 3.25 {CHF} - Shocking kick and brahj will take the mark.
1 : 3.3 {CHB} - brahj sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 3.34 {CHB} - brahj has a bounce.
1 : 3.4 {rHBF} - Sees jackenny out of the corner of his eye.
1 : 3.44 {rHBF} - sataris will take this. No - he's dropped it.
1 : 3.5 {rHBF} - Taking the ball is jackenny.
1 : 3.54 {C} - He sends the ball to Eagling.
1 : 3.58 {C} - Eagling appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
1 : 4.04 {C} - ant555 with all the time in the world.
1 : 4.09 - <<< Agent93 is coming on to replace Milera2Betts >>>
1 : 4.19 {C} - ant555 streaming down the ground.
1 : 4.25 {C} - Gets a handpass away to philreich.
1 : 4.29 {rHFF} - A worm burner to Power Raid.
1 : 4.33 {rHFF} - Loonerty upset the marking attempt by Power Raid.
1 : 4.4 {CHB} - brahj takes them on.
1 : 4.43 {CHB} - A wild handball - but luckily The Filth Wizard was well placed to clean up.
1 : 4.5 {CHB} - Watch out! Oh! Ant Bear has laid The Filth Wizard out flat.
1 : 4.54 {CHF} - edgie is now off and running.
1 : 4.58 {CHF} - edgie nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 5.04 {FF} - A kick in the general direction of Dingster.
1 : 5.09 {FF} - Noobz0r drops an absolute sitter.
1 : 5.15 {rBP} - GutsyBug turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
1 : 5.19 {rBP} - GutsyBug nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 5.23 {rHBF} - GutsyBug's taken another bounce.
1 : 5.29 {rHBF} - Almost a throw to The Filth Wizard.
1 : 5.33 {C} - He just bombs away in the direction of Eagling and ant555.
1 : 5.39 {C} - ant555 claims the mark but its play on.
1 : 5.43 {C} - With the ball is Eagling.
1 : 5.49 {lW} - por_please_ya receives his handpass.
1 : 5.54 {C} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : 5.58 {C} - Eagling misjudges it and it's an easy mark to ant555.
1 : 6.04 {C} - Running with the ball is ant555.
1 : 6.08 {lW} - He kicks across the ground towards GotTheGoodes.
1 : 6.15 {lW} - GotTheGoodes and NinjaSwan both holding each other. No mark.
1 : 6.18 {rW} - NinjaSwan breaks a tackle and is off.
1 : 6.22 {CHF} - Hoofs it forward..
1 : 6.28 {CHF} - Ooh the kick has gone straight to rickety.
1 : 6.33 {CHB} - Who wants it? rickety does. Great stuff.
1 : 6.39 {lHBF} - Kick goes sideways.
1 : 6.43 {lHBF} - One grab... Two... Three... Mark to Fizzler.
1 : 6.49 {lHBF} - Fizzler with the ball now.
1 : 6.54 {lHBF} - A wild handball - but luckily ShaunDuggan was well placed to clean up.
1 : 6.58 {lHBF} - spookism gets enough of a grip to dislodge the ball.
1 : 7.04 {rHFF} - go you pups takes off.
1 : 7.08 {rHFF} - go you pups seems to like his chances ....
1 : 7.14 {rHFF} - Just shaves the post - one behind to go you pups.
East Side Hawks : 0.1.1
Sin City Swamprats : 0.0.0
1 : 7.22 {FB} - Quadzilla slowing down the play.
1 : 7.28 {FB} - Quick hands to Ant Bear.
1 : 7.33 {rHBF} - Kicks with his non-preferred side.
1 : 7.39 {rHBF} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
1 : 7.43 {rHBF} - With the ball is sportsmaniac89.
1 : 7.47 {C} - Hurried kick towards ant555.
1 : 7.53 {C} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
1 : 7.57 {C} - Eagling streaming down the ground.
1 : 8.03 {lW} - Finds por_please_ya with a handball.
1 : 8.07 {lW} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 8.14 {CHF} - His kick is hurried - in the direction of Biggie.
1 : 8.18 {CHF} - Biggie spills the mark.
1 : 8.22 {CHF} - Biggie with a moment to look downfield.
1 : 8.28 {rHFF} - go you pups runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 8.32 {rHFF} - He has a bounce.
1 : 8.38 {lHFF} - He elects to use Papa Juggs and kicks in that direction.
1 : 8.43 {lHFF} - sportsmaniac89 upset the marking attempt by Papa Juggs.
1 : 8.47 {lHFF} - The bounce favours Papa Juggs and he is off and running.
1 : 8.53 {rHFF} - He beckons for a lead.
1 : 8.57 {rHFF} - The ball drops short of go you pups.
1 : 9.03 {rHFF} - go you pups fighting to get a clear kick.
1 : 9.07 {rHFF} - Fizzler was tackled too low.
1 : 9.13 {lHBF} - Fizzler with the ball now.
1 : 9.18 {lHBF} - But here comes go you pups.
1 : 9.22 {rHFF} - Nobody's checking go you pups.
1 : 9.28 {rHFF} - But a free kick for kicking in danger.
1 : 9.32 {lHBF} - So Fizzler ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 9.38 {C} - His kick is hurried.
1 : 9.42 {C} - ant555 takes a strong mark. His form is ominous.
1 : 9.46 {C} - ant555 to send the ball forward.
1 : 9.53 {lHFF} - A worm burner to sataris.
1 : 9.56 {lHFF} - sataris takes a strong mark.
1 : 10.03 {lHFF} - Now sataris has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 10.07 {lHFF} - A poor handpass but ShaunDuggan is up to the challenge.
1 : 10.13 {lHFF} - ShaunDuggan has a bounce.
1 : 10.18 {lHFF} - But there was something very nearly reportable from sataris.
1 : 10.22 {rHBF} - jackenny sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 10.28 {CHB} - Finds brahj with a handball.
1 : 10.32 {lHBF} - Sees Loonerty out of the corner of his eye.
1 : 10.38 {lHBF} - Power Raid drops an absolute sitter.
1 : 10.42 {rHFF} - Power Raid looking for a lead.
1 : 10.46 {CHF} - Long handpass to the running edgie.
1 : 10.52 {CHF} - Quick hands to Ant Bear under pressure.
1 : 10.56 {rHFF} - He gets a handpass to Power Raid.
1 : 11.03 {rHFF} - Loonerty monsters Power Raid.
1 : 11.07 {lHBF} - Loonerty sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 11.13 {CHB} - Spears a kick towards brahj.
1 : 11.17 {CHB} - brahj spills the mark.
1 : 11.21 {lHFF} - sataris wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 11.27 {FF} - Pumps it long for Dingster.
1 : 11.31 {FF} - Dingster appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
1 : 11.38 {FF} - Dingster does some crumbing and is away.
1 : 11.41 {FF} - He goes for goal.
1 : 11.46 {FF} - Straight through the centre.
East Side Hawks : 0.1.1
Sin City Swamprats : 1.0.6
1 : 11.52 {C} - YearOfTheRoos wins the tap decisively.
1 : 12.21 {C} - The Filth Wizard has a paddock.
1 : 12.21 {C} - The Filth Wizard nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
1 : 12.21 {C} - ant555 dives onto his boot.
1 : 12.21 {lW} - A bit of space for GotTheGoodes to utilise.
1 : 12.21 {rW} - Gives the ball to Firestarter.
1 : 12.27 {rW} - A lookaway handpass to philreich.
1 : 12.31 {rW} - philreich has time to take a bounce.
1 : 12.37 {rW} - Crackerjack bump by por_please_ya on Firestarter.
1 : 12.41 {lW} - The bounce favours por_please_ya and he is off and running.
1 : 12.46 {lW} - Crunching tackle by Firestarter.
1 : 12.52 {rW} - Firestarter looks downfield.
1 : 12.56 {rHFF} - Fires out the handpass to philreich.

 

[rickety]

There was only one star that day...

 

[miggs]

Rigged

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Finals atmosphere so far.

 

[Ant Bear]

Rainy...

 

[rickety]

Rainy...

must be, have never skewed a kick in my life!