Official Match Thread S25 1st Preliminary Final: East Side Hawks vs Sin City Swamprats at Waverley Park

[Agent93]

Ahhh **** it. Go die in a fire Ant Bear and co.

 

[Firestarter]

Ahhh **** it. Go die in a fire Ant Bear and co.

Ahem

 

[Agent93]

Ahem

Sorry.

Dear Ant Bear and co., please stand in this cladded high rise whilst Firestarter lurks in the lobby with a decade old toaster.

 

[Firestarter]

Sorry.

Dear Ant Bear and co., please stand in this cladded high rise whilst Firestarter lurks in the lobby with a decade old toaster.

Hey stop pinching my cutlery.

 

[Agent93]

larrikin 0 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 4

I think we made a terrible mistake. This is Gardiner in 2005 levels of fail.

 

[GotTheGoodes]

QHAMPION DATA STATISTICS
Qhampion Analysis
Best on ground: GotTheGoodes (Sin City), 27 disposals at 96% efficiency, 10 contested possessions, 6 marks, 3 centre clearances and 5 inside 50s

Good Pair O' Hands: GotTheGoodes and sataris (Sin City), 6 marks

Dead Eye Dick: miggs (East Side), 3 kicks, 3 goals

I can confirm, based on the above, these stats have to be 100% correct.

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Great stuff too kdavva74!

 

[Quadzilla]

Wowee

I saw BT heading for our rooms

BT: Well Anty how about that?
AB: YOU farken beauty BT you big kant

BT: That's all from the filthy rats room ... back to Bwuce

 

[Quadzilla]

I can confirm, based on the above, these stats have to be 100% correct.

Awesome Goodsey

 

[Quadzilla]

Swamprats probably the most undeserving group of posters to ever play in a grand final.

Hope they get flogged by the Roys.

Awww diddums

 

[Quadzilla]

Alrighty

cheers hawks

Well done fellow rodents

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Let's get around sataris too. How's it feel kicking your first ever goal in such a big final?!

 

[philreich]

Let's get around sataris too. How's it feel kicking your first ever goal in such a big final?!

Hasn't he kicked his first ever goal in 8 consecutive games? Surely that has to be some sort of record........

 

[larrikin]

Spare a thought for larrikin.

4 touches in his 350th for 0.4.

Yep. Shithouse.

 

[larrikin]

I think we made a terrible mistake. This is Gardiner in 2005 levels of fail.

Based on the improvement from last week I'm heading for career best form...

 

[Ned_Flanders]

It happened last season I'm pretty sure

Last season's win has an * against it

ASADA investigation under way due to claims the three peat was fueled by sobriety, which is against SFA rules, and makes baby jeebus cry

 

[KohPhi]

Last season's win has an * against it

ASADA investigation under way due to claims the three peat was fueled by sobriety, which is against SFA rules, and makes baby jeebus cry

ASADA?? You'd be better off appointing SALADA because your claim is a cracker!

 

[Pugsley]

Grand Final!!!!

This is one of the greatest fairytales in Qooty. I’ll maybe celebrate a bit more once this Freo game is over.

Commiserations to the Hawks for their loss today. You guys had an outstanding season and will be back I’m sure.

While we have had class from most, you then get this



Congratulations on costing the Hawks a Grand Final with your suspension.

We salute you mate!

I think the term is eat a dick Brab

 

[Ned_Flanders]

ASADA?? You'd be better off appointing SALADA because your claim is a cracker!

You're flag was fuelled by cups of tea and Ribena

for shame, kohphi, for shame!

 

[Agent93]

I think the term is eat a dick Brab

A saluting dick? Seems a bit suggestive even for you wuffles.

 

[Pugsley]

A saluting dick? Seems a bit suggestive even for you wuffles.

No problem Maxwell.