Official Match Thread S25 1st Preliminary Final: East Side Hawks vs Sin City Swamprats at Waverley Park

[sportsmaniac89]

You bought them all.

There were only 15 of them.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

I literally didn't impact the result of the game at all. How do you still not know how the Sim works

EAD

 

[ShaunDuggan]

There were only 15 of them.

Incorrect, just the 5, she had 10 made especially for herself.

 

[rickety]

Incorrect, just the 5, she had 10 made especially for herself.

Just get one of those 3d printer thingoes and get her to fax you one

 

[KohPhi]

From 1-7 to a grand final. How is that possible???????

It happened last season I'm pretty sure

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Just get one of those 3d printer thingoes and get her to fax you one

I already have one, I have been 3D printing my Johnson and sending to haydo for months, good thing postage doesn't cost much for items under 500grams.

 

[philreich]

It happened last season I'm pretty sure

Maybe lightning does strike twice in the same place......

 

[ant555]

Swamprats probably the most undeserving group of posters to ever play in a grand final.

Hope they get flogged by the Roys.

 

[BRAB]

Ant bear never openly addresses what he did to millky as it'd make him look like a massive ****ing hypocrite.

Hope it was worth it mate

 

[Firestarter]

Surprised BRAB has time to be here after he burned his house down by microwaving his membership.

 

[ant555]

 

[rickety]

 

[ant555]

Ant bear never openly addresses what he did to millky as it'd make him look like a massive ******* hypocrite.

Hope it was worth it mate

 

[ant555]

 

[Dav]

QHAMPION DATA STATISTICS

Qhampion Analysis
Best on ground: GotTheGoodes (Sin City), 27 disposals at 96% efficiency, 10 contested possessions, 6 marks, 3 centre clearances and 5 inside 50s
Worst on ground: larrikin (East Side), 4 disposals at 0% efficiency, 4 behinds

Accumulator: philreich (Sin City), 20 uncontested possessions out of 21
Hard Nut: ant555 (Sin City), 10 contested possessions out of 24
Saviour: rickety (Sin City), 7 rebound 50s
Delivery Boy: por_please_ya (East Side), 7 inside 50s
Pack Mule: por_please_ya (East Side), 5 centre clearances
Tap King: YearOfTheRoos (East Side), 14 hit outs, 10 to advantage
Old School: sportsmaniac89 (Sin City), 7 kicks out of 8 disposals
Handball Supreme: Firestarter (Sin City), 11 handballs out of 15 disposals
Elite User: GotTheGoodes (Sin City), 27 disposals at 96% efficiency
Clanger Central: larrikin (East Side), 4 disposals at 0% efficiency
Good Pair O' Hands: GotTheGoodes and sataris (Sin City), 6 marks
Jesaulenko!: rickety (Sin City), 3 contested marks out of 3 marks
Dead Eye Dick: miggs (East Side), 3 kicks, 3 goals

I'll be looking to put the stats for the Roys-Dragons game up tomorrow as that took longer than expected. Just remember that these are my interpretations of the sim, so these are not the official stats. However, I'd like to think mine could provide a little more insight into the game. Well done Swamprats, enjoy the stats fellas.

kdavva signing off from Waverley Park.

 

[Firestarter]

I do like a handball... wait that was supposed to be sexual innuendo...

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Tap King: YearOfTheRoos (East Side), 14 hit outs, 10 to advantage

In your face ShaunDuggan

Also good luck next week as I wont be playing

 

[Firestarter]

In your face ShaunDuggan

Also good luck next week as I wont be playing

You do like to tap eh.

 

[brahj]

Then look forward to being an unemployed, lazy,drain on society like brahj

Have some more drugs, tarantula hands.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

You do like to tap eh.

I'll tap your ass.

Wait that sounds wrong

 

[Firestarter]

I'll tap your ass.

Wait that sounds wrong

You'll feel a burning sensation if you do.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

You'll feel a burning sensation if you do.

That reminds me of a recent trip to Thailand

 

[sataris]

As god's chosen team, it was inevitable.

 

[Firestarter]

That reminds me of a recent trip to Thailand

How's that tattoo?

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

How's that tattoo?

I got an East Side Hawks premiership tattoo.

Luckily I didn't put a year on it