Official Match Thread S26 Round 16 Gumbies FFC vs Baghdad Bombers at Shanghai Stadium, China (House Of Gumby)

[Fryer Tuck]

I'd eat a Black snake's festered arseh*le if it's covered in chimichurri sauce and I can wash it down with a bottle of Malbec.

Pfft, that's happy meal stuff.

Real blokes go for the Sichun fried owl head, where you eat its brains direct from its Sichun peppered earholes. The eyes go down quite nicely.

 

[KohPhi]

Pfft, that's happy meal stuff.

Real blokes go for the Sichun fried owl head, where you eat its brains direct from its Sichun peppered earholes. The eyes go down quite nicely.

Enticing.

 

[Fryer Tuck]

Enticing.

Now you're playing with the big boys.

It's funny. In Asia, owls are considered to be quite dumb, always staring out into space, not quite in this world.

 

[Uncle_Leo]

EFA. You're welcome.

9th. We are 2nd.

Won’t get near us.

 

[KohPhi]

9th. We are 2nd.

Won’t get near us.

I agree totally.

The Gumbies body odour is horrific.

 

[Fryer Tuck]

I agree totally.

The Gumbies body odour is horrific.

Wow... this is rich coming from the armpit of Sweet.

 

[MattWriting]

I agree totally.

The Gumbies body odour is horrific.

Our Club Shop sold out of Eau de Gumby midseason. Like those Lynx ads. Irresistible

 

[KohPhi]

Wow... this is rich coming from the armpit of Sweet.

Ignoramus.

I am the face of the SFA's official aftershave.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Our Club Shop sold out of Eau de Gumby midseason. Like those Lynx ads. Irresistible

It also sold out of nappies this week proving that you guys are a touch anxious about playing us!

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Ignoramus.

I am the face of the SFA's official aftershave.

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Is that Jazz??

 

[KohPhi]

Is that Jazz??

Nope. It's re-branded Blue Stratos.

 

[KohPhi]

It also sold out of nappies this week proving that you guys are a touch anxious about playing us!

Or indulge in nappy shitting fetishes.

NTTIAWWT

 

[Fryer Tuck]

It also sold out of nappies this week proving that you guys are a touch anxious about playing us!

We don't sell nappies at the Club Shop. Though I do hear they are very popular down at yours.

Ignoramus.

I am the face of the SFA's official aftershave.

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Wait... aftershave? I'm pretty sure you guys don't shave.

 

[KohPhi]

We don't sell nappies at the Club Shop. Though I do hear they are very popular down at yours.



Wait... aftershave? I'm pretty sure you guys don't shave.

Who said anything about our men!!

 

[Fryer Tuck]

Or indulge in nappy shitting fetishes.

NTTIAWWT

Spoken like someone rhat embraces his fanbase.

Who said anything about our men!!

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So that's why ArgusTuft covers her mouth...

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

We don't sell nappies at the Club Shop. Though I do hear they are very popular down at yours.



Wait... aftershave? I'm pretty sure you guys don't shave.

Ironic then that you sell baby wipes?

 

[Fryer Tuck]

Ironic then that you sell baby wipes?

We don't sell those either.

And I doubt you would be in our club shop considering you're meant to be in Shanghai right now.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Two rounds left until finals. Let's finish strong!

jd2010
Man0gwaR74
GWBogan
roo2macca
MattWriting

I choose to boycott this week. **** going to China.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

I choose to boycott this week. **** going to China.

Racist!!

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

We don't sell those either.

And I doubt you would be in our club shop considering you're meant to be in Shanghai right now.

You have a huge supply of Savlon which will come in handy for you come Sunday night.

 

[MattWriting]

It also sold out of nappies this week proving that you guys are a touch anxious about playing us!

Nah that was the Roys buying the nappies for their game here last week. We like to keep our home ground tidy.

All Gumbies are off the icecubes in our cocktails for the China trip. No Shanghai belly for us

 

[Matty411]

9th. We are 2nd.

Won’t get near us.

I seem to believe our last victims being 2nd before we tore then apart.

Position means nothing... literally. It's a random sim.

 

[Damp Squarie]

Got a good feel about us

Well at least you won't melt in Shanghai...maybe

 

[Damp Squarie]

I seem to believe our last victims being 2nd before we tore then apart.

Position means nothing... literally. It's a random sim.

ROFL random...bwahahahah

I just hope it doesn't screw us from going any higher

 

[Damp Squarie]

Spoken like someone rhat embraces his fanbase.



So that's why ArgusTuft covers her mouth...

Excuse me Tryer
I've knocked back better looking Camels than him.her.him.