Official Match Thread S26 Round 16 Gumbies FFC vs Baghdad Bombers at Shanghai Stadium, China (House Of Gumby)

[KohPhi]

Hello team, and oppos. It took some digging, but I've finally made my way to China. How the bloody hell are ya?

You've picked a rip roaring thread to come back to!

 

[philreich]

At least your misses can be bothered going shopping. Mine is so lazy, when she has a cold, she sticks her nose out the window and lets the wind blow it.

Mine went shopping last week, and as she was lining up to pay for the food, she encountered a foul mouthed woman, who was verbally castigating her two children. My wife said, "Excuse me madam - are your children twins?" The dragon lady replied, "Twins? Of course they're not f***ing twins - why do you ask?" My better half replied calmly, "I just can't believe that anyone would want to have sex with you twice."

 

[McEvoy]

You've picked a rip roaring thread to come back to!

Yes. Scintillating. But it was time to get back on the horse.

 

[KohPhi]

Mine went shopping last week, and as she was lining up to pay for the food, she encountered a foul mouthed woman, who was verbally castigating her two children. My wife said, "Excuse me madam - are your children twins?" The dragon lady replied, "Twins? Of course they're not f***ing twins - why do you ask?" My better half replied calmly, "I just can't believe that anyone would want to have sex with you twice."

That's pretty funny!! Anyway, it's getting late and I have an early start.
Just on that, I'm a tad nervous, I really hope my wife doesn't realise I've replaced our bed with a trampoline.
She'll hit the roof..

 

[KohPhi]

Yes. Scintillating. But it was time to get back on the horse.

I think the Gumbies are thinking something similar..

 

[McEvoy]

I think the Gumbies are thinking something similar..

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That Gumby is having its way with a Cheval

 

[I bleed Blue]

That Gumby is having its way with a Cheval

At least he's using a rubber ... penis

 

[Jivlain]

That Gumby is having its way with a Cheval

This is called "having a Pokey"

 

[Damp Squarie]

Hello team, and oppos. It took some digging, but I've finally made my way to China. How the bloody hell are ya?

你他妈的怎么样？

LOL the translation of that doesnt come out right...Its a greeting, not an order

 

[McEvoy]

你他妈的怎么样？

LOL the translation of that doesnt come out right...Its a greeting, not an order

My internet translates it as "How was your ****?"


I'm hoping that what happens in China stays in China. If those images of me and the Gumby get out on the WWW my reputation is shot.

 

[Damp Squarie]

My internet translates it as "How was your ****?"


I'm hoping that what happens in China stays in China. If those images of me and the Gumby get out on the WWW my reputation is shot.

Thats what I got...I typed How the **** are you?
It must have been made in China

 

[Fryer Tuck]

我的氣墊船上到處都是鰻魚.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Thats what I got...I typed How the **** are you?
It must have been made in China

Weird I typed it in and got Fryer Tuck sucks dicks???

 

[Fryer Tuck]

Weird I typed it in and got Fryer Tuck sucks dicks???

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

My internet translates it as "How was your ****?"


I'm hoping that what happens in China stays in China. If those images of me and the Gumby get out on the WWW my reputation is shot.

Great to see you up and about Cheval

 

[McEvoy]

Great to see you up and about Cheval

I've only just come back to life after Melbourne Cup day

 

[McEvoy]

我的氣墊船上到處都是鰻魚.

Your hovercraft is full of eels?

 

[Nunez]

#weareBRAB

 

[Damp Squarie]

I say Phil it was so cold in Melbourne this morning I saw a dog stuck to a fire hydrant.

It was so hot in Baghdad yesterday I saw 3 trees chasing a dog!

I've only just come back to life after Melbourne Cup day

They ride alpacas in the Melbum Cup??

 

[McEvoy]

They ride alpacas in the Melbum Cup??

They ride lots and lots of chevals. I'm spent.

 

[TheCoach16]

They ride lots and lots of chevals. I'm spent.

There’s only one Cheval worth riding !

 

[McEvoy]

There’s only one Cheval worth riding !

I've missed you!

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

Yes. Scintillating. But it was time to get back on the horse.

Yes much better than the time you were under the horse

 

[TheCoach16]

I've missed you!

That’s so sweet. I’ve missed you too. But, I’m never too far away...

In fact, just the other night I was outside your bathroom window.

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

That’s so sweet. I’ve missed you too. But, I’m never too far away...

In fact, just the other night I was outside your bathroom window.