Official Match Thread S27 Second Preliminary Final: Coney Island Warriors v Sin City Swamprats at Van Cortlandt Park (MOTR)

[GotTheGoodes]

Brilliant OP Barrybran. Great stuff mate. Cheers.

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Damn. Well that’s our tactics busted.

Phew. Misread "tactics" for a tick.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Brilliant OP Barrybran. Great stuff mate. Cheers.

The EKA truly has gone to his head. He's all the ego of a WONDER, but with all the incompetent laziness of a Bomber

 

[Far Kern]

Brilliant OP Barrybran. Great stuff mate. Cheers.

My understanding is that he was thrown in at the last second. I’m not necessarily good at that sort of administrative stuff though...

 

[harry000]

Damn. Well that’s our tactics busted.

Was that you pinching my ass last time we played?

I think you misinterpreted the point of the strategy.

 

[harry000]

Brilliant OP Barrybran. Great stuff mate. Cheers.

Was about to tell you not to pump up Barrybran s already out of control ego... then I decided to give the non-existent OP a read.

 

[Far Kern]

Was that you pinching my ass last time we played?

I think you misinterpreted the point of the strategy.

I’m a Rat. There’s nothing that can’t distract me.

 

[Nunez]

Well well well if it isn't the phony island Warriors. I was hoping for a challenge, but I guess dominating some plebs will have to do.

 

[Far Kern]

Barrybran eventually the rest of these flogs will figure out that you’ve done us a favour. Thanks.

 

[Barrybran]

Barrybran eventually the rest of these flogs will figure out that you’ve done us a favour. Thanks.

Half of this match thread I've done a favour. The other half I've done two favours.

 

[Sparkle]

Swamprats entering the match thread like:

 

[GotTheGoodes]

My understanding is that he was thrown in at the last second. I’m not necessarily good at that sort of administrative stuff though...

My post was genuine...

 

[Kabanna]

Eh who cares. Anyone with a brain knows the Warriors are significantly more superior.. you don’t need a long winded OP to say that..

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Swamprats entering the match thread like:

And then the swampcats get killed by the superior Warriors forces led by a sociopath madman

 

[philreich]

Brilliant OP Barrybran. Great stuff mate. Cheers.

Yeah no wonder it took him until midday today to post it - the effort to put it together must have been immense!!!

 

[Far Kern]

And then the swampcats get killed by the superior Warriors forces led by a sociopath madman

There’s a long winded and very rousing speech in here somewhere but I’ve got your goon now.

 

[edgie]

Swamprats entering the match thread like:

I have a different entrance inspired from the film Braveheart planned...

 

[Kabanna]

Well well well if it isn't the phony island Warriors. I was hoping for a challenge, but I guess dominating some plebs will have to do.

Be careful, you’ll be evicted from the stadium if you keep saying that!

 

[Nunez]

Be careful, you’ll be evicted from the stadium if you keep saying that!

Sorry Joffa, won't happen again.

 

[philreich]

Sorry Joffa, won't happen again.

Wow a Brisbane civil war - this will be interesting......

 

[Ned_Flanders]

There’s a long winded and very rousing speech in here somewhere but I’ve got your goon now.

Return it swampcat or I'll do to your tackle what was done to William Wallace

 

[Sparkle]

And then the swampcats get killed by the superior Warriors forces led by a sociopath madman

That's a shame for the Swampcats, however that's the Swamprats on the charge

 

[Ned_Flanders]

That's a shame for the Swampcats, however that's the Swamprats on the charge

The Swamprats were killed at the end of S25 by Ant Bear and SarahSmiles who re-engineered your club into a fat care bear

 

[Nunez]

The Swamprats were killed at the end of S25 by Ant Bear and SarahSmiles who re-engineered your club into a fat care bear

That is so insulting.... we're just big boned....

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

The Swamprats were killed at the end of S25 by Ant Bear and SarahSmiles who re-engineered your club into a fat care bear

Care-bears. Shit. I was aiming for a more vegan, hippie cat loving club