Official Match Thread S29 First Preliminary Final: Sin City Swamprats vs Fighting Furies at Underground Stadium (MOTR)

[Ned_Flanders]

Fee-lay

F-eye Elll

 

[Ned_Flanders]

I did not name me on the bench. I was such a legend that I was selected just in case. My work with the steel bat on the boundary was legendary.
6 knee injuries in one game for the opposition. Dam unlucky that.

i hope you polish up that asterix, shine it up real nice, turn it sideways, and shove it on a shelf with the warriors and royals premiership cups

 

[Dingster]

Mums a daytime stripper and dad is Barnaby Joyce

No shit I hate my parents

She's a hard worker though.

 

[Dingster]

No, he missed every third quarter because he's in the bar, getting increasingly inebriated.

T2B_ watch out for this guy. Dr Phil is just bad tv.

 

[ant555]

i hope you polish up that asterix, shine it up real nice, turn it sideways, and shove it on a shelf with the warriors and royals premiership cups

At least I was legend enough to get that asterix
I was so good they just couldn't delist me.
Do not worry I shine it every week. It goes along with my shitest member of the HOF award.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

At least I was legend enough to get that asterix
I was so good they just couldn't delist me.
Do not worry I shine it every week. It goes along with my shitest member of the HOF award.

a legend to get an asterix? you sure you're not a bomber?

 

[Mobbs]

Stray? every punch i do in game has intent and purpose behind it

and noone will do shit

Mobbs cant be f’ed recoding the sim to allow suspensions because Doc Martin is on tonight

Ant Bear cant be f’ed introducing suspensions because he is too busy trying to get back in the All-SFA side

manangatang Blacky NaturalDisaster cant do shit because they are the Care Bears of the mod world

I am unstoppable!!!

Suspensions are IN the Sim ya numbat! They just need to be authed by the admin/commitaigners and then run by the Simmers.

FFS!

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Suspensions are IN the Sim ya numbat! They just need to be authed by the admin/commitaigners and then run by the Simmers.

FFS!

shud up and go back to Doc Martin

 

[ant555]

a legend to get an asterix? you sure you're not a bomber?

Is that a rhetorical question ?

 

[Mobbs]

shud up and go back to Doc Martin

Who the hell's Doc Martin?

 

[Sparkle]

Who the hell's Doc Martin?

You're in the target demographic, surely you'd know about Doc Martin

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Is that a rhetorical question ?

sorry, I'm not fluent in *

 

[Sparkle]

For a while I thought these shoes, called Dr Martens, were called Doc Martins and were worn by Doc Martin

 

[Mobbs]

You're in the target demographic, surely you'd know about Doc Martin

Oh it's the guy from Men Behaving Badly!

 

[ant555]

sorry, I'm not fluent in *

I will sign it for you.

 

[Sparkle]

Oh it's the guy from Men Behaving Badly!

Ahhh, sure. I only know him as Doc Martin. Sometimes the show was actually pretty funny, I liked when he'd crack it with the strange problems the locals entered his office with

 

[Firestarter]

For a while I thought these shoes, called Dr Martens, were called Doc Martins and were worn by Doc Martin

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Doc Martin? Has Freeman earned himself a PhD?

 

[Sparkle]

And now that I went to the Dr Martens website to find a picture of those shoes, I'm now getting targeted ads for them. Those three from the appear to be on sale if anyone's keen

 

[philreich]

Oh it's the guy from Men Behaving Badly!

Isn't that a program about the Roys' Mad Monday celebrations?

 

[Rioli8217]

For a while I thought these shoes, called Dr Martens, were called Doc Martins and were worn by Doc Martin

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And now that I went to the Dr Martens website to find a picture of those shoes, I'm now getting targeted ads for them. Those three from the appear to be on sale if anyone's keen
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Thanks Sparks

Isn't that a program about the Roys' Mad Monday celebrations?

I think that just involved 'a few quiet ones on the porch reminiscing about the good ol' days"

 

[jackster83]

Suspensions are IN the Sim ya numbat! They just need to be authed by the admin/commitaigners and then run by the Simmers.

FFS!

We've been known to hand out internal suspensions to team members who rock up below the acceptable minimum blood alcohol level.

 

[Firestarter]

We've been known to hand out internal suspensions to team members who rock up below the acceptable minimum blood alcohol level.

Lies.

 

[Rioli8217]

We've been known to hand out internal suspensions to team members who rock up below the acceptable minimum blood alcohol level.

Lol, SarahSmiles legally can't rock up with a blood alcohol level that is more then zero.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Lol, SarahSmiles legally can't rock up with a blood alcohol level that is more then zero.

Luckily our sponsor Remedy has got me sorted for (virtually) non-alcoholic drinks with their new invention the Booch-Bag designed specifically to piss off Ned_Flanders

 

[Rioli8217]

Luckily our sponsor Remedy has got me sorted for (virtually) non-alcoholic drinks with their new invention the Booch-Bag designed specifically to piss off Ned_Flanders

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smh this still doesn't solve the issue...

Side note: Kombucha tastes like leaves mixed with grass a cow probably took a dump on.