Official Match Thread S30 Round 4 - Dragons FFC vs Sin City Swamprats at Ljp86's Lair

[T2B_]

Oh that's what that was, my apologies, I thought someone was shitting on your chest.

You got confused with the Warriors; that's their usual bonding session.

 

[GremioPower]

Unless you're referring to the jumpers, which do have turd on them given the 'muddy' conditions of the Underground Stadium in our last match

The Hawks, mate. They mudded all over the place...

 

[VandoHawk]

Oh so you know what a Slovakian traffic cone is ?

I was a better person before I googled this

 

[MP_]

You got confused with the Warriors; that's their usual bonding session.

Did someone say bondage session

 

[MP_]

I was a better person before I googled this

Now you can use your knowledge for quiz nights

 

[T2B_]

Did someone say bondage session

 

[Sparkle]

All this talk of the mud reminds me, philreich we probably should get that fixed. We might've won in the 'mud' but I think we'd all rather play on a dry surface

As shared tenants of the building, Test Tickle, just to catch you up, I've put the 'muddy' conditions at the Underground Stadium in last weeks match down to a 'leak' of some kind from one of the pipes that flows through the building that houses both our teams home grounds. Do you happen to know if the 'leak' has been fixed?

 

[MP_]

I need to switch teams then

 

[AceAndy]

I miss Tuesday night football.

 

[Ant Bear]

The real port, not the fake one.

Kind of like how the Dragons were a new club admitted to the SFA in S18, and absolutely were not an evolution of the Bigfooty Dragons -> Southern Dragons?

 

[jackster83]

All this talk of the mud reminds me, philreich we probably should get that fixed. We might've won in the 'mud' but I think we'd all rather play on a dry surface

As shared tenants of the building, Test Tickle, just to catch you up, I've put the 'muddy' conditions at the Underground Stadium in last weeks match down to a 'leak' of some kind from one of the pipes that flows through the building that houses both our teams home grounds. Do you happen to know if the 'leak' has been fixed?

He's already working on it.

 

[Sparkle]

I need to switch teams then

No need to leave, it'll be fixed. No word on when, or how long, but last year we played in the 'rain' at the Underground Stadium and that pipe was fixed really quick.

Although that might've been because the water falling onto the ground was from the spas the Bears tend to frequent

 

[GremioPower]

Just posting an image of a swamp to see if I can lure some rats into this thread...

 

[Sparkle]

He's already working on it.

Excellent

 

[Ant Bear]

I feel violated that my love react for brahj's beautiful OP was automatically transferred to Dingster's mean-spirited ramblings without my consent.

Not the only time this week that you're going to be violated, get used to it.

 

[Ashman OG]

Oh so you know what a Slovakian traffic cone is ?

Prefer a cleveland steamer myself

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Been stinking it up in the midfield. Probably looking at a new position this week. Maybe even a new job.

If you want a front row seat to watch the leagues best full forward kick 10, I'd suggest lining up at full back on me

 

[T2B_]

Not the only time this week that you're going to be violated, get used to it.

Yes, AceAndy 's Rebecca Black Friday posting does take its toll on him.

 

[T2B_]

Post: exists

Ant Bear : likes this

 

[VandoHawk]

If you want a front row seat to watch the leagues best full forward kick 10, I'd suggest lining up at full back on me

I can't watch Hatchy1992 kick 10 from the backline

 

[brahj]

I feel violated that my love react for brahj's beautiful OP was automatically transferred to Dingster's mean-spirited ramblings without my consent.

Dingster has taken likes out of the mouths of my children.

 

[GremioPower]

It's been at least ten years since I saw that movie in it's entirety. I need to watch it again to fully understand and appreciate it, from what I've heard it's one of Pixar's best

Seriously, it is really good. One of the great things of being a father is that we can do stuff that you want to do anyway, and people look at you and say: "You are a really good dad!" Watching cartoon movies is one of those.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

How are you today SarahSmiles? How's the studying from home treating you?

Meh. It's not fun but certainly could be much much worse. I miss my mates and live more than 5ks from most of em so I can't even walk with them which sucks but what can you do. Hopefully numbers go well down and I can see people again soon but obviously health is the most important thing

 

[Ant Bear]

Geez rub it in why don’t you

Turns out you were at the Roys for the S25 Premiership - you played in the back pocket! Shame you weren't active, that was the best match thread of all time. You should have been there the night that SarahSmiles babysat his neighbour's kids...

A team-mate of yours was this week's opponent Matt_352

 

[jackster83]

Prefer a cleveland steamer myself

What about a blumpkin?