Official Match Thread S30 Round 4 - Dragons FFC vs Sin City Swamprats at Ljp86's Lair

[serial_thrilla]

Just be thankful you don’t have the greatest losing margin in a GF, imagine the crap you’d cop

One of my mates in Perth is a massive Port fan. I like to remind him of that game on a semi regular basis, particularly if he's getting a bit chirpy..

 

[MP_]

Look whose just volunteered to be the dishpig at sizzlers tonight Dragons!

So you don’t want the sizzler toast recipe then

 

[Stoods]

Ooohhh tough choice. Probably one that I had from a shop in the suburbs of Geelong in 2011. The bacon was crispy, the crust was cooked to perfection, and overall it was just brilliant

Where abouts was this just out of curiosity? I'm quite familiar with the Geelong area

 

[Strigoi]

Okay guys, I'm using my EKA powers to ban all future talk about the Freo Dockers in this thread. I'm still traumatised.

It will pass. Give it time.

 

[MP_]

It will pass. Give it time.

That’s what the cops said when I was a drug mule

 

[philreich]

Trick question. Everything belongs on pizza

Including vegemite?

 

[Matt_352]

Including vegemite?

Get out

 

[Stoods]

Including vegemite?

Who doesnt love a salty surprise on their pizza!



Vegemite though? Wtf Phil cmon thats inappropriate, i expected better

 

[VandoHawk]

Who doesnt love a salty surprise on their pizza!

 

[A Swallow]

Do you mean anchovies ?

Oh you mean eyebrows?

 

[philreich]

Sounds like my sex life

We had Subway for lunch today, and I showed my wife my footlong.......

 

[serial_thrilla]

We had Subway for lunch today, and I showed my wife my footlong.......

Go on...

 

[A Swallow]

Yeah sorry about that, my teenage years were wild

Well that makes three of us. You, me and my dissociative personality disorder.

 

[Matt_352]

We had Subway for lunch today, and I showed my wife my footlong.......

Did you have three pepper chicken

 

[Stoods]

We had Subway for lunch today, and I showed my wife my footlong.......

Her response..

 

[Matt_352]

We had Subway for lunch today, and I showed my wife my footlong.......

 

[Knifey Spoony]

We had Subway for lunch today, and I showed my wife my footlong.......

Hey Phil, I've got a footlong for ya

#supersub

 

[philreich]

I find pizza hut now to be very poor, same re dominoes and generally I like supporting small businesses

What's the best way to create a small business? Give a large business to a New Zealander.

 

[Gosaints12]

Season 30 Round 4 - Dragons FFC vs Sin City Swamprats
at Ljp86's Lair

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Yesterday I saw Ant Bear playing scrabble on the road so I asked him what's the word on the street.

He said Ding, have you heard of the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu. You get what you deserve.

The teams that have won the past couple of flags face off at Ljp86's Lair. Lets see how they've started S30.

Dragons Started the season on fire with two wins before being humiliated by the Bombers last week to sit 2-1. A Swallow with 14 possies, 9 tackles and 1 goal was the only Dragon to show up last week. It really was a pitiful effort and this game couldn't come soon enough for a chance at redemption.

Swampies Got a much needed win against the Hawks to go 1-2 and have the chance to square the ledger. GotTheGoodes reveled in the mud to lead the way with 19 possies and 2 tackles. SarahSmiles (4 goals) and projectv, Sparkle and Power Raid (2 goals each) took their chances in front of goal. Meanwhile Far Kern held Ty24 to only 1 goal.

Who's Hot?
Ljp86 and Bradesmaen - much like our beloved Abbott and Costello, they have been a good one two punch for the Dragons slaying them on the field.

ant555 has been a driving force in the middle for the Swampies and doesn't mind laying a WWE style tackle.

Who's Not?
Gosaints12 We haven't seen the best of him in the match threads yet. Looking for double figures from you this week mate.

Nunez Not getting enough of the pill and take a look at his frees for. Flops worse than Papley.

Prediction A close game with the Dragons a chance for redemption and go 3-1 and the Swampies looking to get their season back on track. Edge in that situation to the Dragons.

Captains, please submit your team sheets by 11:59pm Thursday

On it. Sorry. I read them all, just forget to comment.

 

[Gosaints12]

Hi Dragons, good to see you again. I hope you're doing...umm...ahh...no, I can't do anymore of these pleasantries.

Anyone who loses to the Bombers deserves to be ridiculed and booed until my lungs are hoarse.

What do we do when you lose to us?

 

[Gosaints12]

Howdy Rats.

Think I met some of you already during the Port board scratch match against the Vamps.

Thought I'd bring a little wholesome homemade gift

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There a few Vamps hanging around.


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[Gosaints12]

I'll have a whole pizza, but can you cut it into 6 pieces instead of 12, because I can't eat 12.

I’ll do you halves. 6 and 6.


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[philreich]

Okay guys, I'm using my EKA powers to ban all future talk about the Freo Dockers in this thread. I'm still traumatised.

OK we'll talk about the Crows instead. The club reaches a major milestone on Thursday - exactly 8000 days since their last flag.....

 

[Gosaints12]

Mmmm I'll be completely honest, I only respond if the pizza is ham and cheese flavour (or similar). Any of those strange pizzas with pineapple, capsicum, sardines etc. are not for me

What do you mean no pineapple?


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[Gosaints12]

pineapple does NOT belong on pizza, change my mind!

I may have opened a can of worms here...

It does its the sweet and the savour mixing together. Just like the sweet taste of victory will be savoured.


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