Official Match Thread S30 Round 5: Roys FFC vs Dragons FFC at The BJO

[T2B_]

Carb load ahoy!

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

I dont need your snacks, i still have plenty of smackos left over from Pugsley a couple weeks back

That campaigner needs a good kick up the ass. Pissing on some old lady's lawn..disgraceful

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Carb load ahoy!

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Like the team it represents soft as marshmallows.

 

[T2B_]

Like the team it represents soft as marshmallows.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Roys! Last drinks at 4am as per the LG. I know it sucks but it's only 1 day ffs.

 

[Stoods]

That campaigner needs a good kick up the ass. Pissing on some old lady's lawn..disgraceful

Leave him alone he has bladder issues ok

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Leave him alone he has bladder issues ok

Weak gutted animal.

 

[T2B_]

Weak gutted animal.

To be fair he's a Bomber, I'm fairly sure public urination is a rite of passage in that mob.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

To be fair he's a Bomber, I'm fairly sure public urination is a rite of passage in that mob.

Spot on...Off site

 

[Matt_352]

Carb load ahoy!

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CakeEater

 

[CakeEater]

Carb load ahoy!

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[Blaze Storm]

13 posts and bland humour = 0 work ethic

Bland? You think "gay guys like kissing men on the bottom" is the opposite of bland humour?


Ok... let me try something more your style.

Pee pee poo poo doodle

 

[T2B_]

I have to admit that cake had me licking my lips as a kid, even with the implication of the school cook's blood and sweat and tears literally being in it.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

I have to admit that I'm kinda looking forward to next week against the Bombers, after this week's snoozefest against the Warriors. I would have had more fun this week, reading the phone book from cover to cover: hence the reason for annoying you fine folk so much.

You have given us nothing all week champ.

 

[Matt_352]

Roys! Last drinks at 4am as per the LG. I know it sucks but it's only 1 day ffs.

Last drinks at 4am? Now who is weak.

 

[Matt_352]

I have to admit that cake had me licking my lips as a kid, even with the implication of the school cook's blood and sweat and tears literally being in it.

Yeah that cake looked delicious as F

 

[serial_thrilla]

You have given us nothing all week champ.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

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We had a fun week against the Bombers last week. You guys even gave more than the Rats have even though you’re the biggest bunch of sooks to have ever sooked.

 

[Matt_352]

EFA

 

[T2B_]

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If you don't turn up to pre-game warm up with a stubby in hand, do you even Qooty?

 

[VandoHawk]

If you don't turn up to pre-game warm up with a stubby in hand, do you even Qooty?

Or turn up to the pre-game warm up with nothing in hand because you already drank everything and are at the wrong ground

 

[Mobbs]

What did I miss?

You're not allowed to read posts after 10pm, remember. It was our new rule! Things get ... weird!

 

[Blaze Storm]

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Last drinks at 4am for us too. First drinks at 4.01 am.

 

[Blaze Storm]

We had a fun week against the Bombers last week. You guys even gave more than the Rats have even though you’re the biggest bunch of sooks to have ever sooked.

 

[Ljp86]

A guy I knew when we were teenagers had been dating a girl for a while and she was pressuring him to buy her a ring to "make it official" or something like that. The guy had no money so he got a $2 ring out of one of those candy vending machines and painted it silver. He gave it to her while they were at the movies and he got his first ever BJ in return. She proudly wore it for the next couple of weeks until she suddenly stopped. The guy said she never mentioned it to him again, so we all assumed she must've realised it was a toy but was too embarrassed to talk about it with anyone.

Would be funny if the move they watched was "Gone in 60 Seconds".

I bet that was the best $2 investment ever.

I hope he didn't have to marry her in order to have sex.