Official Match Thread S30 Round 5: West Coast Wonders vs Baghdad Bombers at The Colosseum

[MITS]

I am well on the way to getting Drunk Mr Lahey or Tim Stack style. Blues v Pies and Melbourne Fart, sorry City's first granny. I am amped.





Apologies in advance if things all go **** up in my postings as the afternoon and evening wears on

#TheWonderYears
#WestCoastGoHardOrGoHome

Don’t apologise mate. As a wonders player nobody will expect any decent posts anyway.
enjoy your drinks

 

[ClarkeM]

Lol

 

[SweetD]

No wonder they lost players. A stain on the league.

 

[SSwans2011]

You didn’t even go to a gig. I saw you next door to my cousins place drinking on the back verandah.
View attachment 948869
#sswans2011nightoutwiththeboys

Lol nice try. Multiple Bombers players can confirm I have a better ass than that.

#SSwans2011post

 

[MITS]

Lol

You ordered that Batman suit in the ad next to it didn’t you.

 

[Pugsley]

I don’t remember asking you for your opinion ?

I don't care whether you did or not. Your shittruck of a team is out of control.

 

[Sab22]

I don't care whether you did or not. Your shittruck of a team is out of control.

That’s crazy because my boys are well controlled and mannered, can’t say the same about you fellas, the league agrees with me.

 

[Pugsley]

That’s crazy because my boys are well controlled and mannered, can’t say the same about you fellas, the league agrees with me.

We embrace it.

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

Well, here we are lads, game day.

But this isn’t just any old game day, no, this is a momentous occasion for one of the clubs greats.

Today will be VSTone ‘s 150th match.

VSTone is a great character, tough in the clinches, and has given his absolute best in his time at this great club, and will continue to do so every time he dons the red and the black.

And it wouldn’t be a milestone match without club legend iDon making his triumphant return to the back 6. Great to have you back in the team big fella.

As with all qooty matches, it’s won and lost in the middle, and after just having a quick glance at the Bombers engine room, boy, that is one frightening proposition for any opposition club, let alone the lowly Wonderesses.

A midfield consisting of the big man, the loveable larrikin, the KohPhi
The big Kofe is an expert at palming balls down the throats of his midfielders, and who better to be receiving such graceful ball-palming than club champion and former captain, the uncompromising, the determined, TheCoach16

Coach will be joined in the guts by the S29 Bombers BnF winner, a highly regarded personality within the walls of Baghdad, the tackling machine that is cadsky , and Santoz the electrifying centre man rounds out what is a formidable on-ball brigade.

Under threat of quitting for the 7th time this week, CALL ME SNAKE has made his way to a wing, whilst the other wing will be occupied by club champion and sex god LicoriceAllsorts

Young tyro Kilroy and returning champion miggs will be licking their lips in anticipation, as the midfielders have promised them the silver service, and I’m sensing a big bag will be kicked today.

Lets do it for VSTone lads.


CARNA BAGHDAD!!!!!

No quitting today mate.
I love wings

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

The man who had a cry in another match thread banging on about emotions

#SSwans2011post

Aye. Replacing Wayneo is the easiest gig in Qooty. It is not like finding the brain cell in TheCoach16 hayseed head. Time ABV dried his tears.

 

[ClarkeM]

I thought the game was meant to be at 3?

You ordered that Batman suit in the ad next to it didn’t you.

Guilty as charged.


ANYWAY, LET'S GO WONDERS! Woooooooooo

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

You ordered that Batman suit in the ad next to it didn’t you.

I had to use medicated shampoo to eliminate the NITS from my ear hair dreddies

 

[VainGlorious]

That’s crazy because my boys are well controlled and mannered, can’t say the same about you fellas, the league agrees with me.

Really?!

Well I’ve heard from multiple posters that their experiences with the Wonders this season have been nothing short of an abomination.

I knew you guys would struggle when you lost the posters that you did, without replacing them with anything worthy of a mention.

I really feel for Clarkey and yourself, because you seem like nice fellas.

And where the actual **** is Cactus_?!

At least he was funny

 

[MITS]

Lol nice try. Multiple Bombers players can confirm I have a better ass than that.

#SSwans2011post

I think the word is had. Even a flash new dishwasher turns to shit after having too many loads put through it
#sswans2011bustedoldballoonknot

 

[Pugsley]

No quitting today mate.
I love wings
View attachment 948879

Fair head on it.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Do we know yet which of the Brainiacs or NaturalDisaster are posting up our game?

 

[SSwans2011]

I think the word is had. Even a flash new dishwasher turns to sh*t after having too many loads put through it
#sswans2011bustedoldballoonknot

Mate your fascination with things going in my ass is flattering but also a bit disturbing.

#SSwans2011post

 

[MITS]

I had to use medicated shampoo to eliminate the NITS from my ear hair dreddies

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Mate your fascination with things going in my ass is flattering but also a bit disturbing.

#SSwans2011post

NITS is just another low life Pratt employee.

 

[Pugsley]

Do we know yet which of the Brainiacs or NaturalDisaster are posting up our game?

Dumbarse is posting it.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

NITS

 

[SSwans2011]

I was waiting for the Bombers to resort to cheap tactics like casual homophobia. Surprised it took until Sunday. I'm almost kind of proud.

#SSwans2011post

 

[Santoz]

I am well on the way to getting Drunk Mr Lahey or Tim Stack style. Blues v Pies and Melbourne Fart, sorry City's first granny. I am amped.





Apologies in advance if things all go **** up in my postings as the afternoon and evening wears on

#TheWonderYears
#WestCoastGoHardOrGoHome

Jim Lahey's life should be taught in schools in every developed nation around the world.

A very underrated television character.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Dumbarse is posting it.

fk. fk. fk. Damn. fk. fk. fk.

Both our teams are doomed to a terrible loss. Has this happened in Qooty before?

 

[Pugsley]

I was waiting for the Bombers to resort to cheap tactics like casual homophobia. Surprised it took until Sunday. I'm almost kind of proud.

#SSwans2011post