Official Match Thread S30 Round 5: West Coast Wonders vs Baghdad Bombers at The Colosseum

[SSwans2011]

You'll have to break the news to cadsky and Pugsley, they've been sweet talking me all week.

It's funny how all the good Bombers posters seem to like us and their shittruck of a captain is so bad that all he can do is go and post with posters of his calibre at the Dragons before stinking up this thread when he gets called out for his sooking.

#SSwans2011post

 

[Cadsky]

That’s because they’re trying to get into your pants. Don’t fall for it.

I thought I was a sure thing

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Whoever draws first then?

Can both teams agree to jointly draw on ND? Time this bloke was turned into a colander.

 

[VainGlorious]

I'm very impressionable.

I wouldn’t blame you if you fell for it tbh. They’ve tricked much smarter people than you into bed.

 

[Cadsky]

I wouldn’t blame you if you fell for it tbh. They’ve tricked much smarter people than you into bed.

I wasnt going to tell them about us

 

[Pugsley]

Can both teams agree to jointly draw on ND? Time this bloke was turned into a colander.

He is as shit as coriander.

 

[Cadsky]

He is as sh*t as coriander.

The ****ing worst

 

[MITS]

The bombers gassing up eachothers mediocre posts is quite charming in a way.

If you can actually post something half decent, I promise to give you a thumbs up mate. Hell, I’ll even give you the love emoji. Just make sure you put a cool little hashtag at the end of it so it’s easy to find if we want to nominate you for post of the week or something.
All up to you now. Balls in your court

 

[Kilroy]

He is as sh*t as coriander.

The ******* worst

Hey guys! I like her.

 

[Sab22]

Really?!

Well I’ve heard from multiple posters that their experiences with the Wonders this season have been nothing short of an abomination.

I knew you guys would struggle when you lost the posters that you did, without replacing them with anything worthy of a mention.

I really feel for Clarkey and yourself, because you seem like nice fellas.

And where the actual fu** is Cactus_?!

At least he was funny

Cactus is taking a break. “Struggle” I don’t know about that, given the circumstances we’re doing well. Myself and bunch of others know that we can be better than what we are right now but it takes time, we lost quality posters no doubt but if every team enters our match threads with expectations of previous seasons, you’ll be disappointed because we’re a much different team this season.

 

[Pugsley]

The ******* worst

My local Monday night eatery knows all too well not to put coriander in any of my meals. The manager always says Mr Pugsley no coriander. He knows me too well.

 

[Cadsky]

Cactus is taking a break. “Struggle” I don’t know about that, given the circumstances we’re doing well. Myself and bunch of others know that we can be better than what we are right now but it takes time, we lost quality posters no doubt but if every team enters our match threads with expectations of previous seasons, you’ll be disappointed because we’re a much different team this season.

Honest and measured approach. That's a first for your mob this week

 

[Pugsley]

If you can actually post something half decent, I promise to give you a thumbs up mate. Hell, I’ll even give you the love emoji. Just make sure you put a cool little hashtag at the end of it so it’s easy to find if we want to nominate you for post of the week or something.
All up to you now. Balls in your court

I miss mine

 

[Cadsky]

My local Monday night eatery knows all too well not to put coriander in any of my meals. The manager always says Mr Pugsley no coriander. He knows me too well.

Is your local eatery the dog bowl on the floor?

 

[Santoz]

If you can actually post something half decent, I promise to give you a thumbs up mate. Hell, I’ll even give you the love emoji. Just make sure you put a cool little hashtag at the end of it so it’s easy to find if we want to nominate you for post of the week or something.
All up to you now. Balls in your court

 

[Pugsley]

Cactus is taking a break. “Struggle” I don’t know about that, given the circumstances we’re doing well. Myself and bunch of others know that we can be better than what we are right now but it takes time, we lost quality posters no doubt but if every team enters our match threads with expectations of previous seasons, you’ll be disappointed because we’re a much different team this season.

We would be disappointed if you surprised us.

 

[Santoz]

Cactus is taking a break. “Struggle” I don’t know about that, given the circumstances we’re doing well. Myself and bunch of others know that we can be better than what we are right now but it takes time, we lost quality posters no doubt but if every team enters our match threads with expectations of previous seasons, you’ll be disappointed because we’re a much different team this season.

Save your logic and reasoning mate. It's wasted on us

 

[Pugsley]

Is your local eatery the dog bowl on the floor?

No, have a look at me and my pals

 

[VainGlorious]

Cactus is taking a break.

Myself and bunch of others know that we can be better than what we are right now

Absolutely mate. This here, this takes guts, and you’ve earned my respect for acknowledging that you can be better.

You keep at it Sab, you’re doing your best, and that’s all we can ask for.

 

[Kilroy]

The bombers gassing up eachothers mediocre posts is quite charming in a way.

You should smell the changerooms right now. The smell of farts is just beaten by the smell of linament.

 

[SweetD]

If you can actually post something half decent, I promise to give you a thumbs up mate. Hell, I’ll even give you the love emoji. Just make sure you put a cool little hashtag at the end of it so it’s easy to find if we want to nominate you for post of the week or something.
All up to you now. Balls in your court

Nah

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

If you can actually post something half decent, I promise to give you a thumbs up mate. Hell, I’ll even give you the love emoji. Just make sure you put a cool little hashtag at the end of it so it’s easy to find if we want to nominate you for post of the week or something.
All up to you now. Balls in your court

You really are the weak link in the Buttercup daisy chain.

 

[SSwans2011]

I’m pretty sure you’re mistaken there mate.
#sswans2011notlikedbyanybombers

Sorry, I wasn't talking about you minnow.

#SSwans2011post

 

[VainGlorious]

Nah

Your most coherent post for the week

You really are the weak link in the Buttercup daisy chain.

Be better Horrie.

 

[SweetD]

Honest and measured approach. That's a first for your mob this week

Trying our best cadsky. It was a rough off-season but we don't wanna go into weeks looking for sympathy.