Official Match Thread S30 - Round 6 Sin City Swamprats vs Baghdad Bombers at Underground Stadium

[VainGlorious]

Ah, so you just decided to ram that gif into the match thread - I hope you're feeling sheepish about it.

 

[Santoz]

What am I your PA? ******* tell him yourself!!

That's no way to be talking to your future captain.

 

[Metalcrusher]

What am I your PA? ******* tell him yourself!!

You fired campaigner.

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

Round 6
Sin City Swamprats Vs Baghdad Bombers at Underground Stadium

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B: VSTone - mochacinolatte - Antonio BlueVein
HB: Tony Lynn 15 - SammaGilberto - Requiem
C: CALL ME SNAKE - Santoz - MITS
HF: Bovo - Kilroy - Pugsley
F: kickthething - miggs - iDon
Foll: KohPhi - TheCoach16 - cadsky

INT: snozulu - LicoriceAllsorts

Changes:

MITS Out - W
rocker_oz33 INT - Out
iDon BP - FP
LicoriceAllsorts W - INT
Antonio BlueVein FP - BP

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So it’s that time of the week again people, and what better time to unveil our new look leadership group.

Earning himself a promotion due to hard work and dedication to this proud qootball club is a young man who bleeds red, black and bombs.

Crossing over from the Gold City Royals at the end of S28 for a change of scenery, the rise of cadsky within the rebuilt walls of Baghdad has been swift, and just, and I’m proud to announce him as our new vice captain, congratulations bud

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Another poster who has truly elevated his standing not only internally, but across the league in general, is a man who needs no introduction, a man who is well known around the streets of Baghdad, mostly for his cheap hourly rate, a man who first debuted way back in S7, and after many seasons in the wilderness has found his way back into the arms of his Baghdad brothers, and has earned himself a seat in the LG after a strong rookie sophomore season. Unveiling Baghdad’s deputy vice captain, Santoz

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Rounding out the rest of the LG are 3 former captains of this proud club, and a 3 time BnF winner and I’m sure they will provide great support and wisdom for the rest of the playing group.

Spiritual leader of the Baghdad Bombers KohPhi , and the ever reliable and equally vicious Pugsley will ensure their comrades are safe from danger whenever they step into the arena, and I for one am glad to have these two champions by my side in battle.

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You cannot have a LG in Baghdad without this man being apart of it. He oozes class and charisma, and if I had to define this special man in one word, uncompromising, he’s uncompromising.
Former captain and champion of the league since his inception in S23, the one and only, TheCoach16

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And rounding out the LG, is a man who is best known as the velvet sledgehammer, an absolute legend of the league, premiership hero, and if you listen to the stories, a sex god! Another man who I’m glad is by my side, he absolutely epitomises the Baghdad brand. Smooth and witty, with a taste for fine music, is a man who I’m sure you all know, and may have kissed, Tony Lynn 15

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So there it is people, a mixture of old and new, and what group of fine men to lead this club to the promised land.

CARNA BAGHDAD!!!

Hang on a minute!!
I keep hinting at retiring at seasons end.
I tried to jump ship in the pre season.
And I usually quit about 3 times a week.
And I don't get a look in as a spiritual leader of the club??
What the faarrk is going on??

 

[Pugsley]

Hang on a minute!!
I keep hinting at retiring at seasons end.
I tried to jump ship in the pre season.
And I usually quit about 3 times a week.
And I don't get a look in as a spiritual leader of the club??
What the faarrk is going on??

You will be an inactive captain of a new franchise.

 

[philreich]

That's no way to be talking to your future captain.

LOL TL might find himself traded to the Dragons if he doesn't learn a bit of respect for the skipper .

 

[MITS]

Pugsley is offended with your dog based insult.

Why would pugs be offended. He’s not a soft hipster vegan that uses bamboo straws and a hemp man bag. He actually has his own testosterone pumping around inside him and not his mates.
Anyway, don’t you have posters to make for your protest about how the 5g towers are upsetting the mating habits of the southern corroboree frog.

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

God that turns me on

Let's be honest. Any inanimate object usually turns you on.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

You fired campaigner.

I just saw you already gave him some "constructive feedback".

 

[Metalcrusher]

I just saw you already gave him some "constructive feedback".

It involved bricks ..... thats construction stuff yeah?

 

[Pugsley]

Why would pugs be offended. He’s not a soft hipster vegan that uses bamboo straws and a hemp man bag. He actually has his own testosterone pumping around inside him and not his mates.
Anyway, don’t you have posters to make for your protest about how the 5g towers are upsetting the mating habits of the southern corroboree frog.

It is a shame I had it pumping around in the single mum neighbour. Now I can't find that 100 bucks I hid in my draw.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

It involved bricks ..... thats construction stuff yeah?

CRUSHY, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP.
CRUSHY, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP.
CRUSHY, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

I am not as soft as SarahSmiles

Living #rentfree in the Bombers' heads since round 1

 

[VainGlorious]

Hang on a minute!!

Said the convict to the executioner.

I keep hinting at retiring at seasons end.

Hinting?! You’ve straight out told me you prick!

I tried to jump ship in the pre season.

****ing turncoat.

And I usually quit about 3 times a week.

Yet you keep popping up as soon as miggs posts another blurry nipple pic.

And I don't get a look in as a spiritual leader of the club??

Oh, you’re spiritual alright. Ghostly even. We hardly see you, that’s how spiritual you are.

What the faarrk is going on??

We are quietly pushing you out (giggidy) to make way for Norma Lee Ava ’s return next season.

 

[Pugsley]

Living #rentfree in the Bombers' heads since round 1

I don't believe you do. I don't think about you at all. I am concerned you don't have enough meat in your diet. Vegan sausages are not meat.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Living #rentfree in the Bombers' heads since round 1

Are you vegan Smilesy? So is Ned_Flanders

What a coincidence.

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

It involved bricks ..... thats construction stuff yeah?

 

[Nunez]

Why would pugs be offended. He’s not a soft hipster vegan that uses bamboo straws and a hemp man bag. He actually has his own testosterone pumping around inside him and not his mates.
Anyway, don’t you have posters to make for your protest about how the 5g towers are upsetting the mating habits of the southern corroboree frog.

1. We use metal straws
2. My man bag is made of human leather
3. We have our own testosterone and sell it to far right liberal vampires
4. We support 5G
5. Corroboree Frogs talk to much. Something needs to shut them up.

 

[VainGlorious]

1. We use metal straws
2. My man bag is made of human leather
3. We have our own testosterone and sell it to far right liberal vampires
4. We support 5G
5. Corroboree Frogs talk to much. Something needs to shut them up.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Are you vegan Smilesy? So is Ned_Flanders

What a coincidence.

Don't ****ing tag me whilst NaturalDisaster has completely and utterly ****ed up the BigFooty time space continuum

 

[Nunez]

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Your WaynesWorld19 is showing.

 

[CALL ME SNAKE]

CRUSHY, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP.
CRUSHY, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP.
CRUSHY, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP.

Is that supposed to be how many times Metalcrusher has had the clap??
If so I'd be doubling that list.

 

[Pugsley]

Are you vegan Smilesy? So is Ned_Flanders

What a coincidence.

What I don't understand is if they are trying to save the animals, why are they eating all their food?

 

[VainGlorious]

Your WaynesWorld19 is showing.

 

[Pugsley]

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Protein shakes all around the office.