Official Match Thread S30 - Round 6 Sin City Swamprats vs Baghdad Bombers at Underground Stadium

[Pugsley]

What about the rest of the corn?

I need to bark at a kernel.

 

[Firestarter]

I need to bark at a kernel.

Nathan Jessup would just shoot you.

 

[Pugsley]

Nathan Jessup would just shoot you.

A few have tried and want to. He will have to take a number.

 

[Kilroy]

Generally speaking if I see a media thread is written by a Bomber I give it a miss. Can i have a TL;DR?

It's a chicken or the egg thing.

WaynesWorld19 very nobly fell on his sword to make way for a new-look Bomber leadership group.

Don't ask about the chicken.

 

[Bovo]

I'm regularly in the dog house, but for a different reason - I'm married.

I am so sorry to hear that. Can they operate?

 

[sataris]

Who is my direct opponent?

 

[Pugsley]

I am so sorry to hear that. Can they operate?

Well wedding cake is a contraceptive.

 

[MITS]

Black coffee counts doesn't it ? Not keen on soy or almond milk but I have been known to have a vegan salad for lunch a couple of times a week

Almond milks ****ed. I used to milk cows when I was young and you’d have 600 cows with 10-14 litres each and all done in an hour and a half, job done, easy.
I had a look the other day, and I couldn’t for the life of me find the nipple on the almond.


But I know a nipple doesn’t mean automatic milk, as our fearless and undefeated leader pointed out to Greg our physio guy the other day

 

[Quadzilla]

Swampies are in all sorts. I wouldn’t expect this match thread to gain much traction tbh

Licorice?

 

[Nunez]

SarahSmiles and Nunez ate all the gum leaves last time we hosted the rats

Are you mentally ****ed? I've already said I smoke the green, not eat it. Everyone knows you don't make friends with salad.

 

[Pugsley]

Licorice?

Yes. He does play for us.

 

[Nunez]

Everyone knows you don’t make friends full stop you weird salad eating campaigner

Given your captain is my #1 groupie that's a pretty stupid comment, although you seem to be full of stupid comments so I shouldn't be surprised.

 

[Pugsley]

Are you mentally f’ed? I've already said I smoke the green, not eat it. Everyone knows you don't make friends with salad.

Or almond milk.

 

[Cadsky]

Who is my direct opponent?

This bloke is about on your level

 

[Nunez]

Or almond milk.

Yeah not a fan of almond milk.

 

[TheCoach16]

Who is my direct opponent?

You!
In life, our biggest obstacle is ourselves. Conquer your fears, face your challenges, meet your obligations, and exceed your expectations.
This may seem difficult at first, however overcoming adversity begins with a decision to try!



Unless you’re talking about the game on Sunday. In which case, it doesn’t matter, because they’ll slaughter you.

 

[Nunez]

Don’t bad mouth my skipper campaignery.

I would never badmouth my #1 groupie. Why are you badmouthing his idol?

 

[philreich]

Have you been drinking hand sanitiser again?

I've ingested so much sanitiser since the start of the pandemic, that every time I pee, it actually cleans the toilet bowl.

 

[Nunez]

We’ve got a camel that’s always tied up near the entrance of our prison. The fu**in thing smells like arse, spits slimy goop in your face when you walk past. Kicks at us every time and stomped three of ABV’s wife’s to death. He is still far more fond of that fu**in thing than he is of you.

I think you have comprehension issues. You make Waynes gif spam seem intellectual with the shit you're dishing out.

 

[philreich]

I stopped reading at the word camel....

What did the mosquito say when it saw the hump on the camel's back? Gosh - did I do that???

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Mine are short and to the non-existent point.

You have multiple tails?

 

[VSTone]

I suppose we have to be expecting some sim****ery week.

 

[philreich]

I am so sorry to hear that. Can they operate?

Kinda reminds me of the woman who asks her husband for a new car for her birthday. She says, "I want something that can go from 0-100 in 3 seconds."

So next day he goes to the shops and buys her a new set of bathroom scales.

He still can't walk properly, but they're hoping he can see out of his left eye in due course.

 

[Kilroy]

What did the policeman say when he saw Santoz at the back of the camel? Oh gosh - are you doing that again???

Friendly fire!

 

[MITS]

Kinda reminds me of the woman who asks her husband for a new car for her birthday. She says, "I want something that can go from 0-100 in 3 seconds."

So next day he goes to the shops and buys her a new set of bathroom scales.

He still can't walk properly, but they're hoping he can see out of his left eye in due course.