Official Match Thread S31 Round 7 - Gumbies FFC vs Dragons FFC at The House of Gumby

[Matt_352]

I still haven't recovered from that Zinger Stacker Box.

Although I got a cheeky Supercharged Twister for lunch today...

Weak

 

[Matt_352]

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0) Chief
1) Bonz
3) A Swallow
4) Maylandsman
5) Blaze Storm
7) Pie 4 Life
8) serial_thrilla
9) gym4life
10) Mooresome
11) Stoods
13) BringBackTheAnchor
14) Matt_352
15) Strigoi
16) PMBangers
17) eth-dog
22) Dr Mantis Taboggan
23) VandoHawk
26) Cold Sober
31) MC Bad Genius
33) Bradesmaen
35) Ashman OG
42) HawkAussie
45) T2B_
69) Ljp86
74) fumbler
888) Knifey Spoony​

Alright Dragons - this week we're up against the clay monsters from Gumby FFC. Amazingly we have no milestones this week, so Milestone Mania will be put on hold for a couple of weeks. Instead, we're playing for poor VandoHawk, who pulled up lame the other day and is now recovering at the horse vet. How do I know this? Because I crippled him myself to inspire you all. Go Dragons!!

Let's go Dragons!!!

 

[omgfridge]

Incorrect, I was tagged in by my future delistee serial_thrilla

 

[Ljp86]

Big game Dragons!! A second straight away game, this time against the Gumbies who are always a tough assignment on their home ground. Time to fire up early in this game!!

Go Dragons!!

 

[Ljp86]

Anyone been to the Shamrock in Echuca before?
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Well, I now know what heaven looks like.

 

[Strigoi]

It's there to stop your chicken going soggy.

Ham is full of salt - heating and covering it with sauce just releases the water.
Hmmm...but it works, eh?

 

[Brick Loosener]

Ham is full of salt - heating and covering it with sauce just releases the water.
Hmmm...but it works, eh?

What planet are you posting from?

 

[Strigoi]

Wouldn't even be a challenge.

I think that's the prerequisite for getting in the SFA, I know I have personally seen Strigoi knock back 12 parmas in two sittings before (she had to get up for a few minutes to get a glass of gin).

Gin does not pass these lips! Yuck.

 

[Strigoi]

I thought Strigoi was a vodka girl?

The parma servings doesn't surprise me though.

Now that’s more like it.
Don‘t think I could eat all that, but I’d give it my best shot. For the team.

 

[Strigoi]

What planet are you posting from?

Earth. You?

 

[Brick Loosener]

Earth. You?

Same planet. Different channel.

 

[Strigoi]

I support any team that lists me in a thread

You’re so easy!

 

[Strigoi]

Good night, gang. Sweet dreams.
To be continued...

 

[Agent93]

You traitorous letch. Agent93 come collect your lost player. He seems to be supporting the Drags.

But why?

 

[Agent93]

I'm glad to see that eth-dog is not disputing my recruitment of him in this match thread. I'm using him as a toy blanket for PMBangers so that he'll settle into Dragon Island quicker. eth-dog has absorbed a lot of Agent93's scent, so it'll be a bit like how you rehome a puppy with a toy that their mother has sat on a lot.

*farts*

 

[Riviat]

But why?

Supporting the Drags is a punishable offence!

 

[Agent93]

Supporting the Drags is a punishable offence!

You'd like that wouldn't you.

*whip-crack*

 

[serial_thrilla]

Supporting the Drags is a punishable offence!

I think a suitable punishment is recruitment to the Dragons. Welcome aboard PMBangers!

 

[Riviat]

You'd like that wouldn't you.

*whip-crack*

Sure would. PMBangers might like the experience aswell

 

[omgfridge]

Gin does not pass these lips! Yuck.

Missing out on a wonderful spirit.

 

[GWS Goose]

You'd like that wouldn't you.

*whip-crack*

You might be thinking of Genghis Tron , whips is his thing

 

[Brick Loosener]

You might be thinking of Genghis Tron , whips is his thing

 

[Matt_352]

Gin does not pass these lips! Yuck.

Your loss. More for me

 

[omgfridge]

Your loss. More for me

A dragon of good taste

 

[Barrybran]

Looks like I've got my education for the day out of the way early. Apparently you should cover yourself with sauce when you're cold. Seeing as winter is around the corner this myth might be busted before the season is out.