Official Match Thread S31 Round 8 - Dragons FFC vs Gold City Royals at Ljp86's Lair

[Strigoi]

I certainly know you!

 

[GreyCrow]

Royals are back

Thanks Dragons

 

[Strigoi]

And...


Wasn’t sure I’d get there; but I did in the end.

 

[serial_thrilla]

MATCH-UPS :

• In an epic battle, Marlowe beat A Swallow today - but not by much. - 96m from 0 to 96.
• Neither getting, near the ball much, Ashman OG gave Blacky a lesson. - 0m from 93 to 93.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Noobz0r did very well against Ashman OG. - 13m from 7 to 20.
• In quite a display, Blacky won the bout with Bonz. - 68m from 1 to 69.
• In what was a very slow day for both, nahnah had Blaze Storm's measure. - 1m from 65 to 66.
• In what was a very slow day for both, Paddles_ won the bout with Blaze Storm. - 42m from 9 to 51.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Blaze Storm did very well against ShaunDuggan. - 3m from 43 to 46.
• In a bit of an exhibition, BRAB massacred Chief. - 62m from 2 to 64.
• In what was a very slow day for both, BRAB won the bout with Knifey Spoony. - 3m from 77 to 80.
• In a resume-material performance, Gadzorks won the bout with Bradesmaen. - 79m from 20 to 99.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, ShaunDuggan and Bradesmaen were hard to separate - though ShaunDuggan was slightly more effective. - 17m from 2 to 19.
• Neither having much reason to brag, BringBackTheAnchor was slightly more polished than MrPremiership. - 5m from 79 to 84.
• Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, NTRabbit was easily the winner in the clash with BringBackTheAnchor. - 21m from 6 to 27.
• While worlds weren't set on fire, The Filth Wizard's bum will be a bit sore after having it solidly kicked by BringBackTheAnchor. - 15m from 48 to 63.
• In quite a tussle, HawkAussie was slightly more polished than CakeEater. - 95m from 2 to 97.
• In what was a very slow day for both, Chief won the bout with The Filth Wizard. - 18m from 76 to 94.
• While very slim pickings for both players, Cold Sober was slightly more polished than NTRabbit. - 52m from 42 to 94.
• While not all all one-way, Danger in Texas came out tops over the brave T2B_. - 90m from 9 to 99.
• In a resume-material performance, Easty was easily the winner in the clash with Stoods. - 96m from 3 to 99.
• In what became a bit of a clinic, Strigoi's bum will be a bit sore after having it solidly kicked by GreyCrow. - 99m from 0 to 99.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, not much between MrPremiership and Knifey Spoony - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 72m from 0 to 72.
• While worlds weren't set on fire, NTRabbit massacred Knifey Spoony. - 0m from 95 to 95.
• In a resume-material performance, Smartys Power exposed Ljp86's frailties. - 90m from 0 to 90.
• Toe to toe throughout, grumbleguts did well against Matt_352. - 95m from 2 to 97.
• Neither getting, near the ball much, nahnah gave Matt_352 a bath. - 3m from 97 to 100.
• In an enthralling contest, brahj did very well against Maylandsman. - 66m from 17 to 83.
• In an epic battle, spookism did well against MC Bad Genius. - 99m from 0 to 99.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Noobz0r came out tops over the brave VandoHawk. - 13m from 33 to 46.
• While worlds weren't set on fire, I'm not sure that what The Filth Wizard did to Pie 4 Life should be entirely legal. - 30m from 12 to 42.
• Neither having much reason to brag, VandoHawk was slightly more polished than ShaunDuggan. - 0m from 66 to 66.
• Despite neither player having much impact, nahnah had T2B_'s measure. - 6m from 0 to 6.
• While not all all one-way, serial_thrilla did very well against Ulahoopski. - 95m from 3 to 98.
• Neither having much reason to brag, VandoHawk was slightly more polished than brahj. - 4m from 7 to 11.
• In what was a very slow day for both, nahnah was easily the winner in the clash with VandoHawk. - 0m from 51 to 51.

Holy hell those match up summaries...we barely won any. We may have been lucky not to be belted by 200!

 

[The Filth Wizard]

This game is still legit the weirdest thing on the internet (don't check that). Lose at home by 80 last week, win by 80 away this week. Crazy sauce.

Thanks for the week Dragons, always a low key joy and chilled out week. Good luck for the rest of the season, doubt we'll meet again but if we do then things started going right.

Strangely Royals, we're back on the horse. Now to find out if it's a turning point or if we're back to normal next week.

 

[T2B_]

Well we were "Royally" ****ed in that game. Well done GCR and thanks for posting Wosh.

The amount of times I "came off second best" in hits in that game I reckon I'll be having a sore recovery on Dragon Island this week!






Pictured: One of T2B_'s 11 "tackles"

 

[A Swallow]

Well that was awful. Well done Royals. Shocking from us.

 

[Marlowe]

Easty turning back time.

 

[spookism]

Most enjoyable indeed.

Good stuff Royals.
Bad luck Dragons.

GreyCrow - dafuq was that? Beast mode activated.

 

[BringBackTheAnchor]

Thats 2 disappointing games in a row

 

[Ulahoopski]

serial_thrilla - buy me a drink next time?

1 : 13.45 {lHFF} - Ulahoopski dances around serial_thrilla
3 : 24.24 {rHBF} - serial_thrilla dances around Ulahoopski.

 

[Strigoi]

Thats 2 disappointing games in a row

But...go Freo!

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Royals.

No idea what happened this week but I'll happily show up to take the 4 points, padded the stats up with 5 handballs as well, Superstar.

 

[Smartys Power]

What happen?

Soz I’m an inactive again. Looking to better myself as a person to rectify this.

 

[BringBackTheAnchor]

What happen?

Soz I’m an inactive again. Looking to better myself as a person to rectify this.

They be taking my media thread!!

 

[The Filth Wizard]

What happen?

Soz I’m an inactive again. Looking to better myself as a person to rectify this.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

serial_thrilla - buy me a drink next time?

1 : 13.45 {lHFF} - Ulahoopski dances around serial_thrilla
3 : 24.24 {rHBF} - serial_thrilla dances around Ulahoopski.

It took you a half to circle each other, smart move asking for a drink and not dinner.

 

[Ljp86]

Well played Royals. Absolutely murdered us. Thanks for posting Wosh.

Dragons...there's going to be some serious KFC rationing implemented this week after that effort.

Clearly we're going to have to increase our efforts from two to three boxes a day now.

 

[Ljp86]

Not a great day, Dragons. Things didn't start very well and only got worse from there before getting ugly in the last term.

T2B_, Bradesmaen and MC Bad Genius Genius battled manfully for us all day while Strigoi tried hard in the ruck in what was a tough game.

Hopefully we can put the last couple of weeks behind us and regroup for the Easter game next week.

Go Dragons!!

 

[Marlowe]

Hey Dingster who is posting this game today?
I'm happy to let Marlowe get the 3 Mobbs votes today as long as it guarantees a Dragons win.

I'm a nice guy like that.

I made the same deal.



Although I think he welched on your end.

serial_thr 0 6 4 9 0 1 0 0 0 49

 

[serial_thrilla]

I made the same deal.



Although I think he welched on your end.

But the delightful day I had with Ulahoopski made it all worthwhile. We started with the salsa, and by the end we were working on our tango.

 

[Marlowe]

I am hungry for Mexican food now.

 

[Easty]

Easty turning back time.

I thought this week was retro round