Official Match Thread S31 Second Elimination Final: Baghdad Bombers vs East Side Hawks at Abdu Prison

[Tony Lynn 15]

I would be interested in seeing the analytics and workings from the Bombers that identify the key performance indicators when it comes to "quality" that they seem to be spending much of their time highlighting of themselves in this thread.

Based on the known Sweet FA metrics, as identified and implemented by our lord and savior Mobbs I am quite sure that they are lacking in most, if not all key indicators, but off the charts in the "Spammy Crap" metric, which, is impressive in its own right.

After analysis of the key Sweet FA metrics to quality though, I have prepared a list of those that meet the requirements.

TheCoach16

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Thanks for compiling the list mate, greatly appreciated.

 

[Itsmyshow]

Thanks for compiling the list mate, greatly appreciated.

It took much research, so I appreciate your feedback.

Keep up the good work and I will be forced to adjust the list structure.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Silence? Are you trying to tell me my time has come Jabba73 ?

Not while my ass points to the ground. The greatest DJ in BIGFOOTY!

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

A bit harsh - half our team have contributed already and it's only day 1. Your team's prevalence to talk to yourselves rather than us is not our problem.

Maybe you were all out between 6-10. Hate and Shermy popped in.

 

[philreich]

Thanks for compiling the list mate, greatly appreciated.

Research has just been completed on the night habits of Australian men, and the findings are quite startling. Apparently:

* 10% get up and go to the toilet/bathroom
* 11% get up and go to the fridge, and
* 79% get up and go home.

 

[Jabba73]

I would be interested in seeing the analytics and workings from the Bombers that identify the key performance indicators when it comes to "quality" that they seem to be spending much of their time highlighting of themselves in this thread.

Based on the known Sweet FA metrics, as identified and implemented by our lord and savior Mobbs I am quite sure that they are lacking in most, if not all key indicators, but off the charts in the "Spammy Crap" metric, which, is impressive in its own right.

After analysis of the key Sweet FA metrics to quality though, I have prepared a list of those that meet the requirements.

TheCoach16

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Phew, another ‘award’ avoided.

Thank you!

 

[TheCoach16]

I would be interested in seeing the analytics and workings from the Bombers that identify the key performance indicators when it comes to "quality" that they seem to be spending much of their time highlighting of themselves in this thread.

Based on the known Sweet FA metrics, as identified and implemented by our lord and savior Mobbs I am quite sure that they are lacking in most, if not all key indicators, but off the charts in the "Spammy Crap" metric, which, is impressive in its own right.

After analysis of the key Sweet FA metrics to quality though, I have prepared a list of those that meet the requirements.

TheCoach16

End List

Wait. Is this one of those lists that I get put on, get all excited about, and then someone points out it’s a list of shit campaigners?

Because, seriously, I’m not sure how much more disappointment I can endure.

 

[TheCoach16]

Looks like the Bombers have admitted defeat and we can advance to next week without playing the game, huzzah!

That would be the ONLY ****en way you amateurs would advance to next week.
Unfortunately for you, we’re here to play. So hopefully lockdown gets lifted and you and your hawk mates can go on a nice holiday next week.

 

[PMBangers]

That would be the ONLY fu**en way you amateurs would advance to next week.
Unfortunately for you, we’re here to play. So hopefully lockdown gets lifted and you and your hawk mates can go on a nice holiday next week.

Amateurs? I have you know I've have spent DECADES studying the Qooty engine and learning it's intricacies in an attempt to perfect my qooty game, the fact I can't play for shit is not due to me being an amateur, I'm professionally shit!

 

[Robertio]

I always associated Disturbed with horrific music. The guy has a good voice and it's powerful stuff!

I love The Sound Of Silence but would never listen to another one of their songs again.

 

[VainGlorious]

That would be the ONLY fu**en way you amateurs would advance to next week.
Unfortunately for you, we’re here to play. So hopefully lockdown gets lifted and you and your hawk mates can go on a nice holiday next week.

Great to see you back on board brother.

We make a magnificent tag team
combo!

 

[TheCoach16]

Amateurs? I have you know I've have spent DECADES studying the Qooty engine and learning it's intricacies in an attempt to perfect my qooty game, the fact I can't play for sh*t is not due to me being an amateur, I'm professionally sh*t!

I can respect that. So I suspect you’ll excel at your profession this Sunday.

 

[VainGlorious]

Itsmyshow : posts

No one responds for 10 minutes:

OMFG I BROKE THEM!



Classic overcompensation for someone with an inferiority complex rivalling only Napolèon Bonaparte.


You really hate to see it.

 

[VainGlorious]

I can respect that. So I suspect you’ll excel at your profession this Sunday.

Licking the windows at Abdu Prison clean?

I hope he’s had his tetanus shots.

 

[VainGlorious]

The funny part is, we don’t have any windows at the prison.

 

[PMBangers]

I can respect that. So I suspect you’ll excel at your profession this Sunday.

The funny part is, we don’t have any windows at the prison.

Hard to use excel without Windows

ha get it?

yeah I'm pretty funny

 

[philreich]

Itsmyshow : posts

No one responds for 10 minutes:

OMFG I BROKE THEM!



Classic overcompensation for someone with an inferiority complex rivalling only Napolèon Bonaparte.


You really hate to see it.

That brought back some unhappy memories - when I was at school, I was doing European History one year, and I wrote in a test that Napoleon was an ice cream. How embarrassment!!!!!!

 

[Robertio]

Hard to use excel without Windows

ha get it?

yeah I'm pretty funny

 

[Agent93]

You make it sound like I'm dead.

HE IS RISEN!

Although I had heard through the grapevine you've gone on a body hair removal kick in an attempt to reduce drag.

 

[TheCoach16]

HE IS RISEN!

Although I had heard through the grapevine you've gone on a body hair removal kick in an attempt to reduce drag.

Are you the captain of this shit show, or is it still The Filth Wizard ?

 

[Agent93]

Hey Agent93, any chance of a team list please?

Can’t work out who plays for you and who is gatecrashing.

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And since I'm feeling generous, go back to page 3.

 

[Agent93]

Are you the captain of this sh*t show, or is it still The Filth Wizard ?

Who's The Filth Wizard? Wait. Who are you?

 

[Agent93]

I'm watching a quiet place starring Agent93

I dabble in the occasional limelight.

 

[Agent93]

3 Votes - Matera92

You seem important. I wish to know more of the products and/or services you are selling.

 

[TheCoach16]

Who's The Filth Wizard? Wait. Who are you?

You know very ****en well who I am! I’m that bump in the night that has you pulling your covers over your head. I’m the monster in the mirror. I’m your worst nightmare. I’m the iceberg to the hawks titanic.

I’m Mr September!