Official Match Thread S31 Second Elimination Final: Baghdad Bombers vs East Side Hawks at Abdu Prison

[Itsmyshow]

Itsmyshow : posts

No one responds for 10 minutes:

OMFG I BROKE THEM!



Classic overcompensation for someone with an inferiority complex rivalling only Napolèon Bonaparte.


You really hate to see it.

I enjoy the depth and complexity of your response, to make your "I know you are, but what am I?" point with such style and grace is impressive, particularly with the lower general IQ it takes to be a part of the Bombers line up.

 

[Agent93]

You know very fu**en well who I am! I’m that bump in the night that has you pulling your covers over your head. I’m the monster in the mirror. I’m your worst nightmare. I’m the iceberg to the hawks titanic.

You're my new puppy?

I’m Mr September!

Fantastic. I guess we'll see you in 3 months.

 

[Itsmyshow]

Are you the captain of this sh*t show, or is it still The Filth Wizard ?

Don't make me remove you from the list.

You know very fu**en well who I am! I’m that bump in the night that has you pulling your covers over your head. I’m the monster in the mirror. I’m your worst nightmare. I’m the iceberg to the hawks titanic.

I’m Mr September!

That's better.

 

[VainGlorious]

I enjoy the depth and complexity of your response, to make your "I know you are, but what am I?" point with such style and grace is impressive, particularly with the lower general IQ it takes to be a part of the Bombers line up.

OMFG, HE RESPONDED!

I BROKE HIM!

Hawks logic

 

[Itsmyshow]

OMFG, HE RESPONDED!

I BROKE HIM!

Hawks logic

Your depth is astounding.

Closely aligned to those that dress in colorful clothing and wears a red nose, but astounding nonetheless.

 

[VainGlorious]

Hard to use excel without Windows

ha get it?

yeah I'm pretty funny

 

[Agent93]

OMFG, HE RESPONDED!

I BROKE HIM!

Hawks logic

LOOK IT'S ANTONIO SNOOZEVEIN

 

[VainGlorious]

Your depth is astounding.

Closely aligned to those that dress in colorful clothing and wears a red nose, but astounding nonetheless.

Nice deflection numbnuts. I hit a little too close to home with the inferiority complex scenario you face every day of your miserable existence, didn’t I?

Did you win the internet yet?

 

[VainGlorious]

LOOK IT'S ANTONIO SNOOZEVEIN

Bantering with a bunch of Hawks that can barely dress themselves each morning for the third time this season could render an insomniac into a comatose state for months on end.

Thanks for your contributions nonetheless.

Good day sir.

 

[Agent93]

Bantering with a bunch of Hawks that can barely dress themselves each morning for the third time this season could render an insomniac into a comatose state for months on end.

Thanks for your contributions nonetheless.

Good day sir.

HA!

Fuckknuckle.

 

[VainGlorious]

HA!

Fuckknuckle.

You really could’ve saved yourself the embarrassment of a response here mate, but given that your synapses aren’t firing like a regular human being with a below-average IQ, this is the sort of response I’ve come to expect.

Nice use of the colourful u as well, evading the swear filter like a proper mutant.

Good day sir.

 

[Shermy]

Maybe you were all out between 6-10. Hate and Shermy popped in.

Hate and I were funnily enough in the same room.

He was DJ'ing and I was the bouncer, we make a good combo

 

[PMBangers]

OMFG, HE RESPONDED!

I BROKE HIM!

Hawks logic

No u

 

[Shermy]

Should have stayed a Bomber. Now look at the mess you're in.

I actually get away with more now than I did in Baghdad. People seem less worried about Hawks, which means I can go about my business.

 

[VainGlorious]

No u

Nice melt.

 

[PMBangers]

Nice melt.

Be quiet.

 

[Robertio]

Are you the captain of this sh*t show, or is it still The Filth Wizard ?

The Filth Wizard saw the light and got out.

 

[VainGlorious]

Be quiet.

 

[Robertio]

You know very fu**en well who I am! I’m that bump in the night that has you pulling your covers over your head. I’m the monster in the mirror. I’m your worst nightmare. I’m the iceberg to the hawks titanic.

I’m Mr September!

I'm pumped after that, Carna Baghdad.

 

[PMBangers]

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Honey... honey could you please be quiet?

ABV GET OUT!

 

[Agent93]

Nice use of the colourful u as well, evading the swear filter like a proper mutant.

I know right? I didn't even realise that was going to happen. An interesting development to be sure, and I am filled with excitable glee in anticipation of my inevitable rap over the hand from the mods.

I'm enjoying the "politeness" phase Biztonio. Makes you more of a campaigner.

 

[Robertio]

HA!

Fuckknuckle.

This is great banter, just what we want to see.

 

[Agent93]

OMG the rookie hasn't responded for 47 minutes!

Rattled.

 

[Agent93]

This is great banter, just what we want to see.

Marvellous!

Shitgibbon.

(Sorry TheInjuryFactory, I just enjoy that curse in particular).

 

[Robertio]

Marvellous!

Shitgibbon.

(Sorry TheInjuryFactory, I just enjoy that curse in particular).

There's a few angry people amongst the Hawks.