Official Match Thread S31 Second Elimination Final: Baghdad Bombers vs East Side Hawks at Abdu Prison

[Hate]

You speaking for us now are you? I'm only going to tell you what everyone knows, Antonio BlueVein is the greatest captain in the SFA.

Even by your lofty standards, Rob, this is hilarious comedy. I know Antonio BlueVein would cackle and we all know he is the greatest comedy analyst we have.

 

[Pugsley]

That'd be BLUEALLTHRU and RobR, YOU my friend, have done fu** all

Thanks. I'm doing my job then.

 

[Pugsley]

Well now I just feel less special

Get back to trying to lick your elbow then.

 

[Pugsley]

HE IS RISEN!

Although I had heard through the grapevine you've gone on a body hair removal kick in an attempt to reduce drag.

Go back to bed buttmunch.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

HE IS RISEN!

Although I had heard through the grapevine you've gone on a body hair removal kick in an attempt to reduce drag.

I'm taking Drag to a new level

 

[Jabba73]

OMG the rookie hasn't responded for 47 minutes!

Rattled.

Some of us have jobs that are considered essential services.

Even made the list on the website, go us!

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

I think other people want to hear nicer words from you

I don't know any

Just the usual Bombers hating everyone that isn't themselves schtick.

I hate all people equally

I didn’t know ‘chess nerd’ had a subclass of ‘PC’ and ‘non-PC’. Though it does remind me of the England #1 who said this:

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Subclasses are taking over, the loudest voice and all

JESUS SPEAKS

Less is more

You can fu** off and all!

Ouch

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Still salty over your SFAEW losing streak, huh?

I don't know what that is but it sounds lame

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Tony, mate. Why are you posting at 4:56 AM?

I can’t think of you as one to be losing sleep over the Hawks.

Money never sleeps mate.

 

[PMBangers]

I don't know any


I hate all people equally


Subclasses are taking over, the loudest voice and all


Less is more

Ouch

2 posts in one thread? See you really do miss the Hawks

 

[Hate]

Money never sleeps mate.

Alright, 50cent.

 

[Robertio]

Reminds me of that Two Ronnies news item about John McEnroe:

To a seniors tennis tournament in America, where John McEnroe set the net on fire, abused a linesman, calling him Baldy, and threw a ball boy at the central umpire. He was afterwards praised for his much improved behaviour.

Sadly a few of the Hawks are going backwards at a rate of Knots.

 

[Pugsley]

2 posts in one thread? See you really do miss the Hawks

I miss my ex-wife like a hole in the head as well.

 

[Robertio]

Go back to bed buttmunch.

He won't understand that mate.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

I don't know what that is but it sounds lame

Was it you or Flanders who had the neck-punching thing?

 

[Pugsley]

He won't understand that mate.

He has difficulty with his velcro shoes.

 

[Agent93]

I actually just put a photo of me in an aging app, god I looked good when I was younger! It's just SO difficult up here on sunny gold coast enjoying my mojitos on the beach, joining in conga lines, playing percussion instruments with no rhythm!

Life sounds great without puppies. Demonspawn they are.

 

[Agent93]

I'm taking Drag to a new level

Very camp. Or have you branched out into the club queen scene yet?

 

[Mobbs]

I would be interested in seeing the analytics and workings from the Bombers that identify the key performance indicators when it comes to "quality" that they seem to be spending much of their time highlighting of themselves in this thread.

Based on the known Sweet FA metrics, as identified and implemented by our lord and savior Mobbs I am quite sure that they are lacking in most, if not all key indicators, but off the charts in the "Spammy Crap" metric, which, is impressive in its own right.

After analysis of the key Sweet FA metrics to quality though, I have prepared a list of those that meet the requirements.

TheCoach16

End List

Can you say clearly for all present who the Roys' Spammiest Player award is named after? ;-)

 

[Agent93]

Some of us have jobs that are considered essential services.

Even made the list on the website, go us!

Jabba, can I please have a list of these people, their job title and the essential service they provide?

 

[Bovo]

@por

Get back to trying to lick your elbow then.

If that fails, one should always be open to licking someone else’s elbows

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

2 posts in one thread? See you really do miss the Hawks

Some of you, but not you

Was it you or Flanders who had the neck-punching thing?

If you got close enough

Very camp. Or have you branched out into the club queen scene yet?

I'd make a great drag queen

 

[philreich]

I miss my ex-wife like a hole in the head as well.

Are you the guy who used to play your wedding video backwards, because it showed you leaving the church a free man?

 

[PMBangers]

Some of you, but not you

Would be hard to miss me when we've never interacted before today

 

[por_please_ya]

@por

Were you trying to tag me?

Here, I'll help you: por_please_ya