Official Match Thread S32 R10 Sin City Swamprats vs Gumbies FFC at Underground Stadium

[omgfridge]

When was the last time you watched Monsters Inc.? Shits emotional as man

If people want to feel old, Monsters Inc is now 20 years old.

 

[omgfridge]

TBF others wearing them has probably helped you a few times over the years

That and having a picture of my dog on my tinder profile back in the day are the only reasons I've hooked up with anyone.

 

[philreich]

If people want to feel old, Monsters Inc is now 20 years old.

Mate I'm so old, that my back goes out more than I do.

 

[Riviat]

I have just released my own fragrance.











Nobody in the car seemed to like it .

 

[mike ross]

I didn't really have a say in giving up sex.

Guilty as charged too!

I feel for you guys i really do. I'm kind of on the opposite side of that atm. My Mrs. seems to want it a lot more than me and it causes a little bit of pressure. But I'll live. I'm doing my best to perform to the required minimum. Sometimes i do get carried away though and I'm like a tiger ripping into a fresh kill.

I have just released my own fragrance.









Nobody in the car seemed to like it .

Haha I've been doing that quite regularly in bed lately and luckily atm I'm getting laughter and giggles from the Mrs. Won't be long though until she starts bringing a baseball bat to bed to bang me over the head with. Either that or get kicked out of the bed.

 

[philreich]

If I had a dollar for every maths test I've failed, I'd have $12.70.

 

[GWS Goose]

I feel for you guys i really do. I'm kind of on the opposite side of that atm. My Mrs. seems to want it a lot more than me and it causes a little bit of pressure. But I'll live. I'm doing my best to perform to the required minimum. Sometimes i do get carried away though and I'm like a tiger ripping into a fresh kill.





Haha I've been doing that quite regularly in bed lately and luckily atm I'm getting laughter and giggles from the Mrs. Won't be long though until she starts bringing a baseball bat to bed to bang me over the head with. Either that or get kicked out of the bed.

New relationship I take it
Good memories

 

[Riviat]

That and having a picture of my dog on my tinder profile back in the day are the only reasons I've hooked up with anyone.

I should have borrowed my friend's puppy to walk around the block when it was cute to try picking up that way. It's now fat and ugly so will hit my wrong target market...

 

[mike ross]

New relationship I take it
Good memories

Yes nailed it. About 6 months on.

In the back of my mind I'm preparing for the nagging and boredom.

Although i will mention that she has been great for me, together we will move four hours out of Melbourne early next year, which will be close to her family and live the country life close to the sea.

Can't wait.

 

[Riviat]

philreich can we recruit this guy:



He runs fast and shares our disregard for rules and wearing pants.

Would love to see a streaker in the sim for a bit of a laugh, even if it is a small chance of happening. My favourite streaker moment was the one in the cricket where Andrew Symonds hip and shouldered the guy. Don't **** with Symonds.

 

[GWS Goose]

Yes nailed it. About 6 months on.

In the back of my mind I'm preparing for the nagging and boredom.

Although i will mention that she has been great for me, together we will move four hours out of Melbourne early next year, which will be close to her family and live the country life close to the sea.

Can't wait.

brilliant.

I'm joking, Mrs Goose is a ripper and 90% of the time it is great, boredom and nagging aren't envitable.

Mind you, paying someone to do your cleaning and lawns takes away alot of the reasons to fight!

 

[philreich]

Would love to see a streaker in the sim for a bit of a laugh, even if it is a small chance of happening. My favourite streaker moment was the one in the cricket where Andrew Symonds hip and shouldered the guy. Don't fu** with Symonds.

Unless your name is Harbhajan Singh.......

 

[philreich]

brilliant.

I'm joking, Mrs Goose is a ripper and 90% of the time it is great, boredom and nagging aren't envitable.

Mind you, paying someone to do your cleaning and lawns takes away alot of the reasons to fight!

My wife and I have only ever had 1 argument. It started on our wedding night, and it's still going .

 

[jackster83]

My wife and I have only ever had 1 argument. It started on our wedding night, and it's still going .

How does she put up with the dad jokes?

 

[philreich]

How does she put up with the dad jokes?

Proof that love is blind......

 

[jackster83]

Proof that love is blind......

Or she's got noise cancelling earphones.

 

[mike ross]

How does she put up with the dad jokes?

She just presses this.

 

[philreich]

She just presses this.

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Two words that belong together in a marriage - without it, the marriage is about as likely to survive as the Furies are to become the #firsttosix.

 

[Riviat]

Unless your name is Harbhajan Singh.......

oof, monkeygate...

 

[philreich]

Wife: Can you give the kids a talk on drugs?
Me: OK, but I talk a lot of crap when I'm high......

 

[philreich]

oof, monkeygate...

One of the principal reasons why I dislike the Indians!!!

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

I didn't really have a say in giving up sex.

I tried to retire for a while.

 

[StFly]

One of the principal reasons why I dislike the Indians!!!

A Pakistani, Indian and some bookies walked into a bar...

Something something it's racist to state we cheated you racist.

Indian cricket is hilarious in its double standards.

 

[jackster83]

Just on cricket, our national (men's) team haven't played an away test in two years.

England in comparison have played 12 overseas tests in that time.

Not even Richmond gets looked after that well. Would have been a joke if we'd qualified for the WTC final.

 

[StFly]

Just on cricket, our national (men's) team haven't played an away test in two years.

England in comparison have played 12 overseas tests in that time.

Not even Richmond gets looked after that well. Would have been a joke if we'd qualified for the WTC final.

As rare as our MCG games that is.

Covid screwed us though, deshi and Saffa tours got cancelled due to it whilst NZ managed to 2 test the Windies away.