Official Match Thread S32.R15, Bombers v. Dragons [Season 32 Heritage Round] – Round 15, Baghdad-Dragons at Abdu Prison

[Bovo]

Enjoying it a little now.

No one asked you!

 

[CursingFijian]

Thanks for posting FootyGuy13.

Strigoi I'm definitely feeling a bit sheepish after getting the wool pulled over my eyes. Great game.

Best of luck for the season Dragons!

Great game snozulu! Back to the clubhouse we go to drown our sorrows.

 

[serial_thrilla]

AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :

BOM SENIORS Vs DRA SENIORS
BOM               2    1        4    2        6    3        10   7    67     
DRA               4    3        5    3        7    5        12   6    78     
BOM        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  DRA         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
RobR        0  3  0  1  3  0  0  1  0   29  serial_thr   0  3  1  2  0  0  0  0  0   16
KohPhi      0  4  6  7  0  0  0  0  0   44  Mooresome    0  3  1  2  0  0  0  0  0   16
Antonio Bl  0  4  2  2  0  0  1  0  0   19  Pie 4 Life   0  0  0  1  0  0  0  0  0    2
TheCoach16  0  4  3  6  1  0  0  0  0   37  Blaze Stor   0  1  3  4  0  0  0  0  0   20
BLUEALLTHR  0  10 3  4  1  0  3  0  0   42  DJ75         0  3  7  6  1  0  1  0  0   43
Tony Lynn   0  3  1  3  1  1  1  0  0   20  Cold Sober   0  7  2  4  1  0  2  0  0   33
iDon        0  7  2  5  0  1  0  1  0   44  Matt_352     0  7  3  5  0  0  0  0  0   40
Kilroy      0  5  5  8  1  1  2  0  0   45  Stoods       0  9  2  5  2  0  1  0  0   48
Here2telly  0  5  5  8  0  0  1  0  0   43  Bradesmaen   0  7  2  8  1  0  2  1  0   47
MITS        0  4  3  3  0  2  0  1  0   35  Knifey Spo   0  5  4  4  1  0  1  1  0   42
Osc1        0  3  2  1  1  0  0  0  0   21  BringBackT   0  9  7  9  1  3  1  0  3   73
snozulu     0  10 9  5  0  0  0  1  3   76  Ljp86        0  4  4  6  1  0  0  1  0   46
Lady Godav  0  0  0  0  0  0  1  0  0   -3  VandoHawk    0  1  0  0  0  0  0  1  0    9
Jabba73     0  5  0  0  0  0  0  2  3   30  Bonz         0  1  0  0  1  1  0  1  0   14
Bovo        0  1  0  0  0  0  0  1  0    9  Hatchy1992   0  5  1  0  0  0  0  4  1   43
CursingFij  6  3  0  8  3  1  1  0  0   41  Strigoi      13 11 0  6  3  2  1  1  1   76
The Jesus   0  3  0  10 1  0  0  0  1   34  A Swallow    0  10 0  3  3  1  0  0  0   49
Pugsley     0  12 0  6  4  3  0  2  0   79  T2B_         0  9  0  1  2  3  0  2  1   53
kickthethi  0  3  2  3  1  0  0  0  0   25  Ashman OG    0  5  0  2  1  0  0  0  0   23
HaroLad     0  3  2  3  0  0  0  1  0   27  Chief        0  0  0  2  0  0  0  0  0    4

            BOM   DRA
Hitouts   : 6    13
Kicks     : 92   100
Marks     : 45   37
Handballs : 83   70
Tackles   : 17   18
Frees For : 9    10
Frees Ag. : 10   9
Smothers  : 0    0
Ironouts  : 5    5
Inside50  : 12   14
Goals     : 10   12
Behinds   : 7    6

GOAL BY GOAL :

First Quarter :
3.25 - Rushed behind to BOM - BOM by 1 point(s).
7.22 - Behind to T2B_ (DRA) - scores level.
7.57 - Goal to Hatchy1992 (DRA) - DRA by 6 point(s).
11.52 - Goal to Pugsley (BOM) - scores level.
13.04 - Rushed behind to DRA - DRA by 1 point(s).
13.39 - Goal to Bonz (DRA) - DRA by 7 point(s).
14.35 - Goal to T2B_ (DRA) - DRA by 13 point(s).
20.15 - Goal to HaroLad (BOM) - DRA by 7 point(s).
22.33 - Behind to Hatchy1992 (DRA) - DRA by 8 point(s).
23.08 - Goal to Hatchy1992 (DRA) - DRA by 14 point(s).

Second Quarter :
5.02 - Goal to RobR (BOM) - DRA by 8 point(s).
6.26 - Goal to Pugsley (BOM) - DRA by 2 point(s).
10.44 - Goal to VandoHawk (DRA) - DRA by 8 point(s).
17.53 - Behind to snozulu (BOM) - DRA by 7 point(s).

Third Quarter :
4.48 - Goal to Hatchy1992 (DRA) - DRA by 13 point(s).
6.37 - Behind to BringBackTheAnchor (DRA) - DRA by 14 point(s).
10.5 - Behind to snozulu (BOM) - DRA by 13 point(s).
11.56 - Goal to Bovo (BOM) - DRA by 7 point(s).
13.33 - Behind to BringBackTheAnchor (DRA) - DRA by 8 point(s).
20.04 - Goal to Jabba73 (BOM) - DRA by 2 point(s).
23.31 - Goal to Hatchy1992 (DRA) - DRA by 8 point(s).

Final Quarter :
.12 - Goal to Knifey Spoony (DRA) - DRA by 14 point(s).
3.05 - Behind to Strigoi (DRA) - DRA by 15 point(s).
4.13 - Goal to T2B_ (DRA) - DRA by 21 point(s).
5.12 - Behind to The Jesus (BOM) - DRA by 20 point(s).
7.05 - Behind to snozulu (BOM) - DRA by 19 point(s).
7.49 - Goal to snozulu (BOM) - DRA by 13 point(s).
11.03 - Behind to Jabba73 (BOM) - DRA by 12 point(s).
12.03 - Behind to Jabba73 (BOM) - DRA by 11 point(s).
15.2 - Goal to Jabba73 (BOM) - DRA by 5 point(s).
16.45 - Goal to MITS (BOM) - BOM by 1 point(s).
20.11 - Goal to Strigoi (DRA) - DRA by 5 point(s).
21.53 - Goal to iDon (BOM) - BOM by 1 point(s).
22.41 - Goal to Bradesmaen (DRA) - DRA by 5 point(s).
24.12 - Goal to Ljp86 (DRA) - DRA by 11 point(s).

TIME ON GROUND :

BOM
The Jesus            0 (On) 17.01 (Off) 41.47 (On) Total : 75%
Antonio Bluevein     0 (On) Total : 100%
Tony Lynn 15         0 (On) Total : 100%
TheCoach16           0 (On) Total : 100%
BLUEALLTHRU          0 (On) Total : 100%
KohPhi               0 (On) Total : 100%
iDon                 0 (On) Total : 100%
Kilroy               0 (On) Total : 100%
snozulu              0 (On) 12.27 (Off) 24.55 (On) Total : 87%
kickthething         0 (On) 77.11 (Off) Total : 77%
MITS                 0 (On) 50.59 (Off) 77.11 (On) Total : 73%
HaroLad              0 (On) 24.55 (Off) 28.13 (On) 89.51 (Off) Total : 86%
Lady Godava          0 (On) Total : 100%
Jabba73              0 (On) Total : 100%
Bovo                 0 (On) Total : 100%
CursingFijian        0 (On) Total : 100%
RobR                 0 (On) 41.47 (Off) 89.51 (On) Total : 52%
Pugsley              0 (On) Total : 100%
Here2tellyouwhy      0 (Off) 12.27 (On) Total : 86%
Osc1                 0 (Off) 17.01 (On) 28.13 (Off) 50.59 (On) Total : 59%

DRA
Chief                0 (On) 29.13 (Off) Total : 29%
Pie 4 Life           0 (On) 31.43 (Off) 93.03 (On) Total : 39%
serial_thrilla       0 (On) 14.53 (Off) 29.13 (On) Total : 85%
Blaze Storm          0 (On) Total : 100%
DJ75                 0 (On) Total : 100%
Cold Sober           0 (On) Total : 100%
Matt_352             0 (On) Total : 100%
Stoods               0 (On) Total : 100%
Bradesmaen           0 (On) Total : 100%
Knifey Spoony        0 (On) Total : 100%
BringBackTheAnchor   0 (On) Total : 100%
Ljp86                0 (On) Total : 100%
VandoHawk            0 (On) Total : 100%
Bonz                 0 (On) Total : 100%
Hatchy1992           0 (On) Total : 100%
Strigoi              0 (On) Total : 100%
A Swallow            0 (On) Total : 100%
T2B_                 0 (On) Total : 100%
Mooresome            0 (Off) 31.43 (On) Total : 67%
Ashman OG            0 (Off) 14.53 (On) 93.03 (Off) Total : 77%

Total :  3600               Average :  90

MATCH-UPS :

• Toe to toe throughout, A Swallow and RobR were evenly matched. - 40m from 1 to 41.
• Toe to toe throughout, The Jesus either broke even with A Swallow or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 57m from 42 to 99.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, Bonz either broke even with Antonio Bluevein or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 52m from 6 to 58.
• While overall a quiet day for both players, I'm not sure that what Ashman OG did to Lady Godava should be entirely legal. - 43m from 44 to 87.
• Neither getting, near the ball much, Blaze Storm's bum will be a bit sore after having it solidly kicked by HaroLad. - 18m from 2 to 20.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, snozulu did very well against Blaze Storm. - 65m from 26 to 91.
• In an enthralling contest, BringBackTheAnchor came out tops over the brave BLUEALLTHRU. - 95m from 1 to 96.
• In what was a very slow day for both, Chief exposed Bovo's frailties. - 1m from 3 to 4.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Bovo and serial_thrilla were well-matched - there was no victor. - 39m from 43 to 82.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, iDon and Bradesmaen were well-matched - there was no victor. - 93m from 6 to 99.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, it could be argued that kickthething had the better game against Cold Sober - although there was very little in it. - 66m from 2 to 68.
• While overall a quiet day for both players, MITS massacred Cold Sober. - 11m from 80 to 91.
• While not all all one-way, Strigoi was slightly more polished than CursingFijian. - 98m from 0 to 98.
• While both players struggled to make an impact, DJ75 had the better of MITS. - 35m from 4 to 39.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, Osc1 did well against DJ75. - 40m from 60 to 100.
• While both players struggled to make an impact, Hatchy1992 came out tops over the brave HaroLad. - 42m from 34 to 76.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Osc1 did well against Hatchy1992. - 4m from 18 to 22.
• In what was a very slow day for both, Hatchy1992 had The Jesus's measure. - 0m from 7 to 7.
• In quite a display, Matt_352 and Here2tellyouwhy had an epic contest. - 80m from 18 to 98.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, Jabba73 did well against Mooresome. - 47m from 43 to 90.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Pie 4 Life did very well against Jabba73. - 24m from 3 to 27.
• Toe to toe throughout, Kilroy beat Stoods today - but not by much. - 100m from 0 to 100.
• Toe to toe throughout, it could be argued that KohPhi had the better game against Knifey Spoony - although there was very little in it. - 76m from 0 to 76.
• Neither getting, near the ball much, Tony Lynn 15 gave Knifey Spoony a bath. - 2m from 94 to 96.
• Neither having much reason to brag, serial_thrilla did well against Lady Godava. - 2m from 3 to 5.
• In quite a tussle, TheCoach16 was slightly more polished than Ljp86. - 98m from 1 to 99.
• While very slim pickings for both players, snozulu came out tops over the brave Matt_352. - 10m from 2 to 12.
• In an epic battle, it could be argued that T2B_ had the better game against Pugsley - although there was very little in it. - 99m from 0 to 99.
• In what was a very slow day for both, Tony Lynn 15 had VandoHawk's measure. - 61m from 17 to 78.

With the exception of Hatchy1992, Pugsley, snozulu, BringBackTheAnchor and Strigoi those are some awful stats!

 

[Bovo]

Cheers Dragons. The week was acceptable I guess.

 

[Kilroy]

Thanks for the week of bantering, Dragons.

You’re a formidable opponent this year. Good luck in the finals.

Thanks for posting FootyGuy13

Booking my holidays in 5, 4, 3 ….

 

[Pie 4 Life]

It's as if he's striving to keep you OUT of the All-SFA team.

I reckon my one handball might be enough to scrape into the votes though.

 

[HaroLad]

Anyone seen HaroLad

Doin’ the “nightshift” with his lady friend. Always sleepin’ in.

Someone locked me in the change rooms during preseason and hasn’t come back to let me out

 

[Jabba73]

Colour me shocked, we lost … again.

Well done Drag-ons!

You have now forfeited the right to whinge about the Sim when FootyGuy13 is in charge, thanks for posting another loss for us this season, what is that 6 or 8 straight losses? Very consistent at least.

Bad luck Bombers, at least we don’t have to wait until next week to be kicked out of the finals. Early parole end of season trip coming up.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Congratulations on the win Dragons, far too good on the day.

Thanks for the enjoyable week of banter and best of luck for the rest of the season.

Thanks for posting FootyGuy13

 

[Stoods]

Yess dragons! Never in doubt for my 100th

Thanks for the week bombers! All the best guys

 

[T2B_]

Yess dragons! Never in doubt for my 100th

Thanks for the week bombers! All the best guys

Enjoy it matey

 

[Robertio]

Well played Dragons, all the best for the rest of the season, thanks for posting FootyGuy13. Time to hit the bar

 

[CursingFijian]

With the exception of Hatchy1992, Pugsley, snozulu, BringBackTheAnchor and Strigoi those are some awful stats!

Pie 4 Life with a solitary handball. How did he scab that?

 

[Bovo]

Someone locked me in the change rooms during preseason and hasn’t come back to let me out

Oh yeah that. It’s a drinking game we used to play. Normally it would include locking you in with a random person, but what was the donkey like anyway?

 

[serial_thrilla]

Thanks for the week Bombers. It was generally in the right spirit despite a few little bumps along the way. The sim gods aren't in your favour right now, but no doubt it'll turn around soon enough.

Great performance Dragons for Stoods' 100th game. Hatchy1992 was elite with four goals, Strigoi claimed yet another victim, whilst T2B_ and BringBackTheAnchor gave great supply. With the Demons losing we've all but locked down a top 2 spot now. Next week we play for the minor premiership!

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Thanks Dragons for the week and all the best in the finals. FootyGuy13 cheers and Bombers Mad Monday starts tomorrow!

 

[serial_thrilla]

Pie 4 Life with a solitary handball. How did he scab that?

Also - The Greatest Ava clearly had her mind on other things today! -3 DT points!

 

[Kilroy]

Someone locked me in the change rooms during preseason and hasn’t come back to let me out

Lucky the beer fridge was stocked mate.

Thanks Dragons for the week and all the best in the finals. FootyGuy13 cheers and Bombers Mad Monday starts tomorrow!

HaroLad

May as well stay there buddy. We’ll join you tomorrow at 11-ish.

 

[snozulu]

snozulu

Got ya dancin’ shoes on bruz?

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[HaroLad]

Oh yeah that. It’s a drinking game we used to play. Normally it would include locking you in with a random person, but what was the donkey like anyway?

I think I prefer goats.

 

[Jabba73]

Another selfless game from yours truly at FF, 5 kicks, 0 handballs and 5 scoring shots.

If the mids could get it to me 35 times a game we might actually win one … might … eventually.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

I think I prefer goats.

Easily.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Another selfless game from yours truly at FF, 5 kicks, 0 handballs and 5 scoring shots.

If the mids could get it to me 35 times a game we might actually win one … might … eventually.

I laughed when it said Jabba takes a bounce and kicks it. Why do you need to bounce in the square?

 

[Jabba73]

Yess dragons! Never in doubt for my 100th

Thanks for the week bombers! All the best guys

You have kicked 100 goals, only a zero short of Tarkyn_24 apparently. Good luck getting the other 900.

 

[Jabba73]

I laughed when it said Jabba takes a bounce and kicks it. Why do you need to bounce in the square?

It’s a ****ing long way from one end to the other, gotta have a breather or there won’t be any second efforts.













Second efforts are optional extras anyway.