Official Match Thread S33 Round 3 - Gumbies FFC vs Las Vegas Bears at The House of Gumby

[Brick Loosener]

Stop stalking around the front of my joint campaigner. That or just come inside.

Last time i came inside you tried to hit me up for child support.

 

[Party Gull]

Last time i came inside you tried to hit me up for child support.

well if you don't pay, I'm selling the kids. Don't even know where they came from.

 

[Brick Loosener]

well if you don't pay, I'm selling the kids. Don't even know where they came from.

Buy yourself something nice.

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[Party Gull]

Buy yourself something nice.

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I was actually thinking about getting this

 

[Brick Loosener]

I was actually thinking about getting this
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[Brick Loosener]

I was actually thinking about getting this
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How many kids do you have and a rough estimate of weight.
Then i can break down how many kilo of mince we can get out of them and thus how many sausage rolls we can make.
After costs and labor its all profit baby.

 

[Party Gull]

How many kids do you have and a rough estimate of weight.
Then i can break down how many kilo of mince we can get out of them and thus how many sausage rolls we can make.
After costs and labor its all profit baby.

I haven't weighed them but with this handy chart we can figure it out.



There's 8 of them and they're all male aged between 9 and 13. That's a rough estimate of 284kgs. If we say the average weight of a male skeleton is about 14% of his total weight then that's about 244kgs of useable meat. (I'm not not going to use the organs)

Cost and labour can be reduced if we just handle it ourselves, I'd say we'd have the skills to get it done.

As the registered Michelin Star chef I'll leave the proportion of meat to each sausageroll to you, as well as the cost of sale but I'm predicting a pretty penny coming out way.

 

[Brick Loosener]

I haven't weighed them but with this handy chart we can figure it out.

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There's 8 of them and they're all male aged between 9 and 13. That's a rough estimate of 284kgs. If we say the average weight of a male skeleton is about 14% of his total weight then that's about 244kgs of useable meat. (I'm not not going to use the organs)

Cost and labour can be reduced if we just handle it ourselves, I'd say we'd have the skills to get it done.

As the registered Michelin Star chef I'll leave the proportion of meat to each sausageroll to you, as well as the cost of sale but I'm predicting a pretty penny coming out way.

Let the good times roll i say.

 

[MWPP]

I haven't weighed them but with this handy chart we can figure it out.

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There's 8 of them and they're all male aged between 9 and 13. That's a rough estimate of 284kgs. If we say the average weight of a male skeleton is about 14% of his total weight then that's about 244kgs of useable meat. (I'm not not going to use the organs)

Cost and labour can be reduced if we just handle it ourselves, I'd say we'd have the skills to get it done.

As the registered Michelin Star chef I'll leave the proportion of meat to each sausageroll to you, as well as the cost of sale but I'm predicting a pretty penny coming out way.

This seems suspiciously like a human rather than gull chart . Gulls are much lighter than humans, but use that to your advantage
-when you fly with my crumbs from the ruck neither you nor your progeny will ever be caught

As for delegating sausageroll proportions to someone else - not sure what sfa’s forever rookie sausageroll would say about that

 

[MWPP]

I was actually thinking about getting this
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I’m feeling inspired as it looks even better than than my stethoscope .
I didn’t know that “Gull” was actually an obscure reference to Giraffe either

 

[Ned_Flanders]

This seems suspiciously like a human rather than gull chart . Gulls are much lighter than humans, but use that to your advantage
-when you fly with my crumbs from the ruck neither you nor your progeny will ever be caught

As for delegating sausageroll proportions to someone else - not sure what sfa’s forever rookie sausageroll would say about that

The gumbies have a plan for this. We are all chipping in on Friday to give Party Gull a free go at another name change - with the offer expiring Sunday 2pm

He has never said no to a.name change, so that means you lot get whacked for a teamsheet violation.

In addition, we are in the final stages of a successful negotiation with the admin to have the moose imagery banned from BigFooty, on the grounds that it's offensive to the Inuit religious beliefs.

 

[Party Gull]

when you fly with my crumbs from the ruck neither you nor your progeny will ever be caught

We're shockingly easy to catch actually. Literally only need one chip and hands I suppose.

As for delegating sausageroll proportions to someone else - not sure what sfa’s forever rookie @sausageroll would say about that

That bastard has cornered the market for long enough.

I didn’t know that “Gull” was actually an obscure reference to Giraffe either

All my clones names have been obscure giraffe references.

The gumbies have a plan for this. We are all chipping in on Friday to give @Party Gull a free go at another name change - with the offer expiring Sunday 2pm

I will absolutely accept it! I was thinking 'Henry Wadsworth Longfellow'. Just look at this campaigner.



Pure class.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

We're shockingly easy to catch actually. Literally only need one chip and hands I suppose.


That bastard has cornered the market for long enough.


All my clones names have been obscure giraffe references.


I will absolutely accept it! I was thinking 'Henry Wadsworth Longfellow'. Just look at this campaigner.

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Pure class.

Looks like someone not only wants a name change, but to join the Old Boys!!!

Sorry, but our register for incumbent players has closed

 

[MWPP]

The gumbies have a plan for this. We are all chipping in on Friday to give Party Gull a free go at another name change - with the offer expiring Sunday 2pm

He has never said no to a.name change, so that means you lot get whacked for a teamsheet violation.

In addition, we are in the final stages of a successful negotiation with the admin to have the moose imagery banned from BigFooty, on the grounds that it's offensive to the Inuit religious beliefs.

Party Gull is too cool for a name change. Account changes are where they're at.

Let me guess, Suns Supreme was your first signature?
I get the impression that PMBangers is even more likely to endorse this motion than NaturalDisaster
From my perspective- as long as I keep the Ruck , I'm not too fussed about the captaincy
(sorry not sorry Muddiemoose )

 

[Party Gull]

Looks like someone not only wants a name change, but to join the Old Boys!!!

Sorry, but our register for incumbent players has closed

My fascination with that bloke is far older than the idea for the old boys. Besides, as great as it would be to have mobbs and hoos as teammates I'd have to put up with that whole "rest of the team" thing.

Any way, the old boys won't get the yes votes required. Sucked in.

Account changes are where they're at.

Fantastic point, brilliantly made.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Party Gull is too cool for a name change. Account changes are where they're at.

Let me guess, Suns Supreme was your first signature?
I get the impression that PMBangers is even more likely to endorse this motion than NaturalDisaster
From my perspective- as long as I keep the Ruck , I'm not too fussed about the captaincy
(sorry not sorry Muddiemoose )

The Old Boys would never sign up a wanna be Bolshevik!

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Las Vegas Bears sounds like an American name. You could have been named after a native animal.

 

[Supersuns]

The Old Boys would never sign up a wanna be Bolshevik!

How dare you sir.

 

[Millky95]

Las Vegas Bears sounds like an American name. You could have been named after a native animal.

Bears are native to Sweet you ignoramus

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Bears are native to Sweet you ignoramus

Learn your history!!!

The moronic admin of the time imported the Bears to deal with the Swamprat problem of Sweet

Unfortunately the Bears were fat and lazy and ignorant and just left the rats alone.

The Bears are just another failure in the list of epic failures by our overhyped and unskilled administrators

 

[DenieD]

Learn your history!!!

The moronic admin of the time imported the Bears to deal with the Swamprat problem of Sweet

Unfortunately the Bears were fat and lazy and ignorant and just left the rats alone.

The Bears are just another failure in the list of epic failures by our overhyped and unskilled administrators

And just a little while ago NaturalDisaster introduced a new breed of Phoenix into Sweet and they managed to wipe out all the Hawks species in the area. Another terrible decision that has affected the wildlife of sweet forever.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

And just a little while ago NaturalDisaster introduced a new breed of Phoenix into Sweet and they managed to wipe out all the Hawks species in the area. Another terrible decision that has affected the wildlife of sweet forever.

Useless burning budgies. Haven't gotten rid of a single bloody pigeon

 

[DenieD]

Useless burning budgies. Haven't gotten rid of a single bloody pigeon

I have also heard word of a new species of snake making its way to Sweet very soon. Maybe they will help get rid of the vermin.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

there's an overwhelming smell of tea leaves in the air tonight and all the power lines are making an excessive amount of noise. There's also a human yelping intermittently within earshot. Weird night.

Is this a new Mountain Goats album?

 

[Bulldogs85]

Good Gumbie morning lads