Official Match Thread S33 Round 4 - West Coast Wonders vs Baghdad Bombers at the Colosseum

[damicky]

During a lull at a Wonders Xmas dinner, a simpleton rook leaned over to chat with a member of the leadership group. (I know... an oxymoron right?)

"The boys bought SSwans2011 a parrot for his Christmas present. That bird is so clever, Swanny has already taught him to say over two hundred words that NinjaSwan taught him!"

“Very impressive," said the Loonerty , "but, you do realize he just speaks the words. He doesn't really understand what they all mean.”

"Oh, I know", replied the rook, “but then again, neither does the parrot."

 

[Damp Squarie]

Bit of a letdown after earlier today, to be honest.

Of course it is...you're a simpleton.

 

[SM]

Well, go on then.

Mimicry, ah the height of humour.

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

WEST COAST WONDERS -
OFFICIAL TEAM SHEET

ROUND 4 vs BAGHDAD BOMBERS


B: dogs105 – Frothies Mcveigh – BallaratBulldog

HB: Golumless – Loonerty – LukeParkerno1

C: Mozzie19 – ClarkeM – Soggy2112

HF: SM – AnUltimateRessie – JT_the_Man

F: croweater 41 – Brenton Davy – jezzajay

FOLL: NinjaSwan – damicky – SSwans2011

INT: Cubs2Lions – Cactus_

CHANGES

Soggy2112 OUT to W
SM W to HFF
Cubs2Lions HFF to INT
jezzajay INT to FP
Cactus_ FP to INT
PVF INT to OUT​

I'll kick a bag this time, I swear!

 

[ClarkeM]

Bit of a letdown after earlier today, to be honest.

Hope the next joke isn't a joke I heard 15 years ago too!

 

[ClarkeM]

Well, go on then.

Great post here mate. Really good stuff.

Another Bomber point to you!

 

[Damp Squarie]

The West Coast Wonders, the best Sweet FA club that has ever and will ever exist in this league.

Your ladder position is testament to that.

 

[Damp Squarie]

Hope the next joke isn't a joke I heard 15 years ago too!

You're older than 15?

 

[damicky]

The West Coast Wonders, the best Sweet FA club that has ever and will ever exist in this league.

Are you saying I don’t even need to try the other 9 (soon to be 10)?

 

[Cadsky]

During a lull at a Wonders Xmas dinner, a simpleton rook leaned over to chat with a member of the leadership group. (I know... an oxymoron right?)

"The boys bought SSwans2011 a parrot for his Christmas present. That bird is so clever, Swanny has already taught him to say over two hundred words that NinjaSwan taught him!"

“Very impressive," said the Loonerty , "but, you do realize he just speaks the words. He doesn't really understand what they all mean.”

"Oh, I know", replied the rook, “but then again, neither does the parrot."

Thanks philreich

 

[Noidenous]

Mimicry, ah the height of humour.

Is it?

 

[SSwans2011]

Of course it is...you're a simpleton.

It could be that.

But I'm starting to get the sense that you're just not very funny.

 

[NinjaSwan]

Ok here's a good one hope you haven't heard it before

Person 1: hi everyone

Person 2: Grace Tame

 

[Brenton Davy]

Hope the next joke isn't a joke I heard 15 years ago too!

I suspect comedy isn’t a valid career choice for The Greatest Ava

 

[ClarkeM]

You're older than 15?

Sorry to disappoint. Also not interested, but thank you.

 

[Noidenous]

Great post here mate. Really good stuff.

Another Bomber point to you!

What do I do with those?

ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!1!!1!111!!!!!

 

[LukeParkerno1]

What is there and it better not be Loonerty zero strength sh*t.

How yellow do ya want it

 

[ClarkeM]

I suspect comedy isn’t a valid career choice for The Greatest Ava

Logging out might be a good next step for TGA though. We’ll see what they decide to do next…

 

[SSwans2011]

Ok here's a good one hope you haven't heard it before

Person 1: hi everyone

Person 2: Grace Tame

Now THIS is comedy.

Take notes, The Greatest Ava

 

[ClarkeM]

What do I do with those?

ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!1!!1!111!!!!!

Woh, calm down. Relax. Your keyboard has been mashed enough tonight.

But for real, you should just answer the question. I’m not sure why you’re being so deflective. It’s a reasonable question and makes me think there’s something off about you.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

So alpha your teammates make drive-by controversial statements then prefer to act like you never made them rather than actually own your shitty opinions?

Ah, yeah no, it's actually some of the most beta sh*t I've seen in this league.

Well you've seen a lot mate and I'm still at care factor zero.

 

[Noidenous]

Now THIS is comedy.

Take notes, The Greatest Ava

You wouldn't know comedy if it bit you on the prosthetic penis.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

ill try and dumb it down for you next time

Don't lie, you won't have to try at all!

 

[SSwans2011]

#ownyourhistory

Had the current “identity” 10 seasons as you know, but the previous 4 seasons we were the Baghdad Bandits.

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The golden era, mate.

Who are you guys again?

Oh, you already know that, and if you don't I'm sure you can figure it out #KilroyIsOnTheCase

 

[ClarkeM]

Well you've seen a lot mate and I'm still at care factor zero.

Must be why you’re still floating around the thread.

If you’re at care factor zero then prove it. Or will you deflect like your teammate and act dumb?

Care factor zero - let’s see