Official Match Thread S36 RD 2 East Side Phoenix v Coney Island Warriors @ The Eyrie

thewizardmelon · Aug 13, 2023

Dinsdale said:
It's a bit like the Hawfs v Dogs game in the foopy, some entertainment is just too much

Ugh you had to remind me

spudmaster · Aug 13, 2023

Someone run through Porps ffs!

Wosh · Aug 13, 2023

4 : 19.38 {C} - The ball is bounced to the clear advantage of pantskyle.
4 : 19.46 {rW} - The ball is now with toxic.
4 : 19.5 {lHFF} - He chooses the sensible option - to kick it long.
4 : 19.54 {lHFF} - Freofalcon can't take it.
4 : 19.58 {lHFF} - Freofalcon streaming down the ground.
4 : 20.02 {lHFF} - He has a bounce.
4 : 20.07 {lHFF} - Heavy clash between Catsnlakers and Freofalcon. Catsnlakers comes off marginally better and collects the ball.
4 : 20.11 {rHBF} - Quality gather by Catsnlakers.
4 : 20.15 {CHB} - A slick handpass goes to Drunkgoliath.
4 : 20.19 {rHBF} - A long looping handpass to Catsnlakers.
4 : 20.23 {rHBF} - Catsnlakers sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
4 : 20.27 {rHBF} - Heavy clash between Freofalcon and Catsnlakers. Freofalcon comes off marginally better and collects the ball.
4 : 20.31 {lHFF} - Freofalcon tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
4 : 20.36 {CHF} - Reginald Perrin runs past and takes the handpass.
4 : 20.4 {CHF} - Handpasses to Tonga Bob.
4 : 20.44 {CHF} - Great tackle on Tonga Bob.
4 : 20.48 {CHB} - Drunkgoliath picks it up on the bounce.
4 : 20.54 {rW} - He just bombs away in the direction of Callums_Guns and FootyGuy13.
4 : 20.58 {rW} - Poor option and FootyGuy13 makes him pay by chipping in for the mark.
4 : 21.02 {lW} - FootyGuy13 weaves through the congestion.
4 : 21.06 {lW} - FootyGuy13 nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
4 : 21.11 {rW} - Quick hands to toxic under pressure.
4 : 21.15 {rW} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
4 : 21.19 {lHFF} - His kick is towards Freofalcon.
4 : 21.23 {lHFF} - The ball drops short of Freofalcon.
4 : 21.27 {lHFF} - Freofalcon weaves through the congestion.
4 : 21.31 {lHFF} - An underground handpass to Tonga Bob.
4 : 21.36 {rHFF} - Passes to Agent93 by hand.
4 : 21.39 {lHFF} - Handpass to space. Freofalcon runs onto it.
4 : 21.43 {lHFF} - That's a trip surely.
4 : 21.47 {rHBF} - Catsnlakers slowing down the play.
4 : 21.52 {rHBF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
4 : 21.56 {lW} - jackenny and toxic jostle for position.
4 : 22 {lW} - Terrible kick falls into the hands of toxic.
4 : 22.04 {rW} - toxic has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 22.08 {CHF} - Reginald Perrin runs past and takes the handpass.
4 : 22.13 {CHF} - Reginald Perrin seems to like his chances ....

DemurePrincess · Aug 13, 2023

I can’t watch

Wosh · Aug 13, 2023

4 : 22.17 {CHF} - And Drunkgoliath walks it over the goal line for a point.
EAST SIDE PHOENIX : 18.2.110
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 18.11.119

Dinsdale · Aug 13, 2023

Wosh said:
4 : 15.55 {C} - por_please_ya wins the hitout.
4 : 16.04 {lW} - jackenny breaks free and has found some space.
4 : 16.08 {lW} - Almost a throw to The Blue Weirdo.
4 : 16.12 {CHF} - DemurePrincess makes an offer.
4 : 16.16 {CHF} - Shocking kick and Dinsdale will take the mark.
4 : 16.2 {rHBF} - Mofra with the ball now.
4 : 16.24 {rHBF} - Mofra takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 16.28 {rHBF} - pantskyle runs past and takes the handpass.
4 : 16.32 {lW} - A kick in the general direction of FootyGuy13.
4 : 16.37 {lW} - Oooohhhh you beauty! What a mark to FootyGuy13.
4 : 16.43 {lW} - FootyGuy13 wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 16.47 {CHF} - A measured kick to Reginald Perrin.
4 : 16.51 {CHF} - Reginald Perrin can't mark but is able to control it.
4 : 16.55 {CHF} - Reginald Perrin wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 16.59 {lHFF} - A quick handpass to Freofalcon.
4 : 17.04 {lW} - No-look handpass to TheInjuryFactory.
4 : 17.07 {lW} - TheInjuryFactory takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 17.12 {lHFF} - TheInjuryFactory has another.
4 : 17.16 {lHFF} - Almost a throw to Tonga Bob.
4 : 17.2 {FF} - A kick in the general direction of The Filth Wizard.
4 : 17.24 {FF} - That's poor kicking and the mark is swallowed up by Rankine2Rachele.
4 : 17.28 {FB} - So Rankine2Rachele ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 17.32 {rBP} - Almost a throw to Shermy.
4 : 17.36 {rHBF} - He handpasses to The Blue Weirdo.
4 : 17.4 {rHBF} - The Blue Weirdo has time to take a bounce.
4 : 17.45 {lW} - He gets onto his right side and kicks to jackenny.
4 : 17.49 {lW} - But the kick goes straight to toxic.
4 : 17.53 {rW} - So toxic ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 17.57 {rW} - toxic nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
4 : 18.01 {rW} - Crackerjack bump by jackenny on toxic.
4 : 18.06 {rW} - Callums_Guns has possession.
4 : 18.09 {rW} - Handpass over the shoulder to por_please_ya.
4 : 18.13 {rW} - por_please_ya dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
4 : 18.17 {rW} - No-one on the mark! por_please_ya takes off and kicks long at goal.
4 : 18.22 {rW} - It's going to result in a goal. Goal to por_please_ya.
EAST SIDE PHOENIX : 18.2.110
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 17.10.112

Ocha905 · Aug 13, 2023

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.

Wosh said:
4 : 19.38 {C} - The ball is bounced to the clear advantage of pantskyle.
4 : 19.46 {rW} - The ball is now with toxic.
4 : 19.5 {lHFF} - He chooses the sensible option - to kick it long.
4 : 19.54 {lHFF} - Freofalcon can't take it.
4 : 19.58 {lHFF} - Freofalcon streaming down the ground.
4 : 20.02 {lHFF} - He has a bounce.
4 : 20.07 {lHFF} - Heavy clash between Catsnlakers and Freofalcon. Catsnlakers comes off marginally better and collects the ball.
4 : 20.11 {rHBF} - Quality gather by Catsnlakers.
4 : 20.15 {CHB} - A slick handpass goes to Drunkgoliath.
4 : 20.19 {rHBF} - A long looping handpass to Catsnlakers.
4 : 20.23 {rHBF} - Catsnlakers sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
4 : 20.27 {rHBF} - Heavy clash between Freofalcon and Catsnlakers. Freofalcon comes off marginally better and collects the ball.
4 : 20.31 {lHFF} - Freofalcon tucks the ball under his arm and scoots away.
4 : 20.36 {CHF} - Reginald Perrin runs past and takes the handpass.
4 : 20.4 {CHF} - Handpasses to Tonga Bob.
4 : 20.44 {CHF} - Great tackle on Tonga Bob.
4 : 20.48 {CHB} - Drunkgoliath picks it up on the bounce.
4 : 20.54 {rW} - He just bombs away in the direction of Callums_Guns and FootyGuy13.
4 : 20.58 {rW} - Poor option and FootyGuy13 makes him pay by chipping in for the mark.
4 : 21.02 {lW} - FootyGuy13 weaves through the congestion.
4 : 21.06 {lW} - FootyGuy13 nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
4 : 21.11 {rW} - Quick hands to toxic under pressure.
4 : 21.15 {rW} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
4 : 21.19 {lHFF} - His kick is towards Freofalcon.
4 : 21.23 {lHFF} - The ball drops short of Freofalcon.
4 : 21.27 {lHFF} - Freofalcon weaves through the congestion.
4 : 21.31 {lHFF} - An underground handpass to Tonga Bob.
4 : 21.36 {rHFF} - Passes to Agent93 by hand.
4 : 21.39 {lHFF} - Handpass to space. Freofalcon runs onto it.
4 : 21.43 {lHFF} - That's a trip surely.
4 : 21.47 {rHBF} - Catsnlakers slowing down the play.
4 : 21.52 {rHBF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
4 : 21.56 {lW} - jackenny and toxic jostle for position.
4 : 22 {lW} - Terrible kick falls into the hands of toxic.
4 : 22.04 {rW} - toxic has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 22.08 {CHF} - Reginald Perrin runs past and takes the handpass.
4 : 22.13 {CHF} - Reginald Perrin seems to like his chances ....

Wosh · Aug 13, 2023

4 : 22.25 {FB} - Nobody's checking Shermy.
4 : 22.29 {FB} - No-look handpass to The Blue Weirdo.
4 : 22.33 {FB} - He has time to take a bounce.
4 : 22.37 {lHBF} - Kicks to a contest - Zoops looks to get to thre front.
4 : 22.42 {lHBF} - The ball drops short of Zoops.
4 : 22.45 {lHBF} - Zoops slowing down the play.
4 : 22.49 {CHB} - Passes to Drunkgoliath by hand.
4 : 22.53 {CHB} - Tiggy touchwood free for deliberate.
4 : 23 {CHF} - The ball is now with Reginald Perrin.
4 : 23.04 {FF} - A quick handpass to TheInjuryFactory.
4 : 23.08 {FF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
4 : 23.12 {FF} - TheInjuryFactory about twenty-five out.
4 : 23.16 {FF} - TheInjuryFactory's kick is close. A goal!.
EAST SIDE PHOENIX : 18.2.110
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 19.11.125
4 : 23.21 {C} - por_please_ya gets one hand to it.
4 : 23.29 {rW} - toxic through heavy traffic.
4 : 23.32 {lW} - FootyGuy13 screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
4 : 23.37 {lW} - Callums_Guns did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
4 : 23.41 {rW} - Callums_Guns picks it up on the bounce.
4 : 23.45 {rW} - Quick hands to MP_.
4 : 23.49 {CHF} - Hurried kick towards DemurePrincess.
4 : 23.53 {CHF} - Anybody's ball.
4 : 23.57 {CHF} - DemurePrincess hits the ground running.
4 : 24.01 {FF} - He gets boot to ball immediately.
4 : 24.06 {FF} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
4 : 24.1 {FF} - With the ball is Itsmyshow.
4 : 24.14 {FF} - Itsmyshow's eyes light up - he fires at goal.
4 : 24.18 {FF} - Shocking kick from Itsmyshow results in just one behind.
EAST SIDE PHOENIX : 18.3.111
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 19.11.125
4 : 24.27 {FB} - So Volbeat ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 24.31 {lBP} - Volbeat screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
4 : 24.34 {lBP} - No mark taken as Volbeat and thewizardmelon wrestle for position.
4 : 24.38 {rFP} - thewizardmelon sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 24.43 {rFP} - thewizardmelon wants a goal.
4 : 24.47 {rFP} - Fades away to the left. One behind to the score..
EAST SIDE PHOENIX : 18.4.112
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 19.11.125
4 : 24.55 {FB} - Volbeat takes off.
=====================================
SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
EAST SIDE PHOENIX : 18.4.112
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 19.11.125
=====================================

Match Over!

Wosh · Aug 13, 2023

AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :

Rich (BB code):

ESP SENIORS Vs CIW SENIORS
ESP               1    1        7    1        12   1        18   4    112      
CIW               8    2        13   4        16   10       19   11   125      
ESP        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  CIW         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Shermy      0  3  0  5  1  0  0  0  0   23  Raveneyes    0  2  0  2  0  1  0  0  0   11
Rankine2Ra  0  4  3  4  0  0  2  0  0   23  Purple7x08   0  0  0  1  0  0  0  0  0    2
The Majest  0  2  0  2  1  1  0  0  0   15  Volbeat      0  7  2  3  1  0  1  0  0   34
Catsnlaker  0  6  3  5  0  1  0  0  0   38  Mofra        0  5  3  10 2  0  1  0  0   49
Drunkgolia  2  5  4  6  2  0  1  0  0   46  Dinsdale     0  12 6  5  5  0  2  0  0   78
Zoops       0  6  1  4  0  0  0  0  0   29  spudmaster   0  5  3  6  2  0  1  0  0   41
Callums_Gu  0  9  8  18 0  1  0  0  0   88  toxic        0  15 9  11 2  1  0  0  0  103
Jhye Clark  0  9  4  12 3  1  3  2  1   80  zackah       0  7  3  9  2  1  3  0  1   49
jackenny    0  7  3  11 5  0  0  0  0   72  FootyGuy13   0  8  4  7  0  0  0  0  0   50
Billy87     0  1  3  4  0  0  2  0  0   14  Agent93      0  8  5  7  1  0  2  2  1   64
DemurePrin  0  5  3  8  3  1  3  0  0   44  Reginald P   0  10 9  16 0  2  0  2  1  104
akkaps      0  8  2  6  1  1  0  4  0   71  Freofalcon   0  8  6  9  1  0  1  1  0   67
thewizardm  0  1  1  1  1  0  0  0  1   13  Piggy Smal   0  2  0  0  2  0  2  2  0   20
Itsmyshow   0  4  1  0  0  0  0  3  1   34  The Filth    0  7  1  1  0  0  0  5  2   58
madman18    0  2  0  0  0  0  1  2  0   15  TubbsFarqu   0  1  0  2  0  0  0  0  1    8
por_please  18 8  0  8  3  0  0  2  0   82  pantskyle    16 12 0  7  4  1  0  0  2   85
MP_         0  13 0  3  5  6  1  1  1   75  Tonga Bob    0  14 0  11 3  5  0  1  2   89
The Blue W  0  10 0  8  8  2  0  2  0   92  TheInjuryF   0  11 0  13 11 2  1  2  1  115
Wise Guy S  0  5  2  5  0  0  0  2  0   43  Ocha905      0  1  0  1  0  0  1  0  0    2
Krazy Kris  0  5  3  1  0  1  0  0  0   27  SBYM         0  4  0  0  0  0  0  4  0   36

Rich (BB code):

            ESP   CIW
Hitouts   : 20   16 
Kicks     : 113  139 
Marks     : 41   51 
Handballs : 111  121 
Tackles   : 33   36 
Frees For : 15   13 
Frees Ag. : 13   15 
Smothers  : 0    0 
Ironouts  : 9    10 
Inside50  : 13   27 
Goals     : 18   19 
Behinds   : 4    11

GOAL BY GOAL :

Rich (BB code):

First Quarter :
1.19 - Goal to Agent93 (CIW) - CIW by 6 point(s).
4.29 - Goal to The Filth Wizard (CIW) - CIW by 12 point(s).
5.19 - Behind to Jhye Clark 13 (ESP) - CIW by 11 point(s).
5.43 - Goal to Itsmyshow (ESP) - CIW by 5 point(s).
9.18 - Behind to The Filth Wizard (CIW) - CIW by 6 point(s).
9.55 - Goal to The Filth Wizard (CIW) - CIW by 12 point(s).
10.55 - Goal to Freofalcon (CIW) - CIW by 18 point(s).
12.01 - Rushed behind to CIW - CIW by 19 point(s).
18.3 - Goal to SBYM (CIW) - CIW by 25 point(s).
20.23 - Goal to Agent93 (CIW) - CIW by 31 point(s).
21.27 - Goal to SBYM (CIW) - CIW by 37 point(s).
22.45 - Goal to Tonga Bob (CIW) - CIW by 43 point(s).

Second Quarter :
.22 - Goal to Jhye Clark 13 (ESP) - CIW by 37 point(s).
2.15 - Goal to SBYM (CIW) - CIW by 43 point(s).
2.4 - Goal to MP_ (ESP) - CIW by 37 point(s).
4.34 - Goal to madman18 (ESP) - CIW by 31 point(s).
7.37 - Goal to TheInjuryFactory (CIW) - CIW by 37 point(s).
11.52 - Goal to Wise Guy Sam (ESP) - CIW by 31 point(s).
15.14 - Goal to akkaps (ESP) - CIW by 25 point(s).
16.55 - Goal to Reginald Perrin (CIW) - CIW by 31 point(s).
18.22 - Goal to Wise Guy Sam (ESP) - CIW by 25 point(s).
21.39 - Behind to Agent93 (CIW) - CIW by 26 point(s).
22.08 - Goal to Piggy Smalls (CIW) - CIW by 32 point(s).
23.41 - Goal to SBYM (CIW) - CIW by 38 point(s).
24.55 - Behind to zackah (CIW) - CIW by 39 point(s).

Third Quarter :
4.58 - Goal to madman18 (ESP) - CIW by 33 point(s).
5.56 - Goal to Itsmyshow (ESP) - CIW by 27 point(s).
7.08 - Goal to The Filth Wizard (CIW) - CIW by 33 point(s).
11.31 - Goal to Jhye Clark 13 (ESP) - CIW by 27 point(s).
15.02 - Rushed behind to CIW - CIW by 28 point(s).
15.26 - Goal to The Filth Wizard (CIW) - CIW by 34 point(s).
15.51 - Goal to The Blue Weirdo (ESP) - CIW by 28 point(s).
16.59 - Rushed behind to CIW - CIW by 29 point(s).
18.34 - Goal to akkaps (ESP) - CIW by 23 point(s).
19.25 - Behind to pantskyle (CIW) - CIW by 24 point(s).
21.52 - Rushed behind to CIW - CIW by 25 point(s).
23.04 - Behind to The Filth Wizard (CIW) - CIW by 26 point(s).
23.45 - Behind to Tonga Bob (CIW) - CIW by 27 point(s).
24.43 - Goal to Reginald Perrin (CIW) - CIW by 33 point(s).

Final Quarter :
2.4 - Goal to akkaps (ESP) - CIW by 27 point(s).
3.38 - Goal to The Blue Weirdo (ESP) - CIW by 21 point(s).
5.35 - Goal to Itsmyshow (ESP) - CIW by 15 point(s).
11.19 - Behind to MP_ (ESP) - CIW by 14 point(s).
11.48 - Goal to akkaps (ESP) - CIW by 8 point(s).
15.35 - Goal to Piggy Smalls (CIW) - CIW by 14 point(s).
15.55 - Goal to por_please_ya (ESP) - CIW by 8 point(s).
18.26 - Goal to por_please_ya (ESP) - CIW by 2 point(s).
19.38 - Goal to The Filth Wizard (CIW) - CIW by 8 point(s).
22.21 - Rushed behind to CIW - CIW by 9 point(s).
23.21 - Goal to TheInjuryFactory (CIW) - CIW by 15 point(s).
24.22 - Behind to Itsmyshow (ESP) - CIW by 14 point(s).
24.51 - Behind to thewizardmelon (ESP) - CIW by 13 point(s).

TIME ON GROUND :

Rich (BB code):

ESP
Catsnlakers          0 (On) 15.38 (Off) 63.25 (On) Total : 52%
Shermy               0 (On) Total : 100%
Zoops                0 (On) 38 (Off) 50.13 (On) 70.02 (Off) 84.01 (On) Total : 74%
Drunkgoliath         0 (On) 63.25 (Off) 77.19 (On) 84.34 (Off) 85.03 (On) Total : 85%
Billy87              0 (On) Total : 100%
Krazy Kris           0 (On) 84.01 (Off) Total : 84%
Callums_Guns         0 (On) Total : 100%
Jhye Clark 13        0 (On) Total : 100%
The Majestic         0 (On) 23 (Off) 38 (On) 50.13 (Off) 70.02 (On) Total : 65%
Wise Guy Sam         0 (On) 85.03 (Off) Total : 85%
DemurePrincess       0 (On) Total : 100%
akkaps               0 (On) Total : 100%
thewizardmelon       0 (On) Total : 100%
Itsmyshow            0 (On) Total : 100%
madman18             0 (On) Total : 100%
por_please_ya        0 (On) 77.19 (Off) 84.34 (On) Total : 92%
MP_                  0 (On) Total : 100%
Rankine2Rachele      0 (On) 2.24 (Off) 15.38 (On) Total : 86%
The Blue Weirdo      0 (Off) 2.24 (On) Total : 96%
jackenny             0 (Off) 23 (On) Total : 76%

CIW
toxic                0 (On) .3 (Off) 21.02 (On) Total : 79%
Purple7x08_24        0 (On) Total : 100%
SBYM                 0 (On) 54.13 (Off) Total : 54%
spudmaster           0 (On) 15.02 (Off) 16.08 (On) 44.3 (Off) 53.3 (On) Total : 90%
Dinsdale             0 (On) Total : 100%
Volbeat              0 (On) Total : 100%
FootyGuy13           0 (On) 21.02 (Off) 44.3 (On) Total : 76%
zackah               0 (On) Total : 100%
Ocha905              0 (On) 16.08 (Off) Total : 16%
Agent93              0 (On) Total : 100%
Reginald Perrin      0 (On) Total : 100%
Freofalcon           0 (On) Total : 100%
Piggy Smalls         0 (On) Total : 100%
The Filth Wizard     0 (On) 53.3 (Off) 54.13 (On) Total : 99%
TubbsFarquhar        0 (On) Total : 100%
pantskyle            0 (On) Total : 100%
Tonga Bob            0 (On) Total : 100%
TheInjuryFactory     0 (On) Total : 100%
Mofra                0 (Off) 15.02 (On) Total : 84%
Raveneyes            0 (Off) .3 (On) Total : 98%

Total :  3600               Average :  90

MATCH-UPS :

In quite a tussle, Agent93 came out tops over the brave Krazy Kris. - 80m from 1 to 81.
In what was a very slow day for both, Agent93 won the bout with Zoops. - 9m from 88 to 97.
While overall a quiet day for both players, spudmaster gave akkaps a hiding. - 12m from 2 to 14.
Bordering on a training run, Reginald Perrin massacred Billy87. - 73m from 1 to 74.
While overall a quiet day for both players, Billy87 gave spudmaster a lesson. - 8m from 80 to 88.
In quite a tussle, Callums_Guns came out tops over the brave FootyGuy13. - 51m from 47 to 98.
While very slim pickings for both players, Callums_Guns did very well against Ocha905. - 11m from 2 to 13.
In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, Callums_Guns did well against spudmaster. - 27m from 16 to 43.
Neither having much reason to brag, Catsnlakers had the better of Freofalcon. - 33m from 64 to 97.
In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, not much between Catsnlakers and The Filth Wizard - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 9m from 3 to 12.
While not all all one-way, Dinsdale had the better of DemurePrincess. - 97m from 2 to 99.
While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, not much between Freofalcon and Drunkgoliath - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 57m from 3 to 60.
Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, Drunkgoliath did well against pantskyle. - 7m from 77 to 84.
While very slim pickings for both players, Reginald Perrin had the better of Drunkgoliath. - 9m from 89 to 98.
Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, it could be argued that The Majestic had the better game against FootyGuy13 - although there was very little in it. - 17m from 3 to 20.
While worlds weren't set on fire, Itsmyshow did a demolition job on Purple7x08_24. - 94m from 5 to 99.
While not all all one-way, toxic did very well against jackenny. - 75m from 23 to 98.
In a resume-material performance, Jhye Clark 13 was easily the winner in the clash with zackah. - 91m from 2 to 93.
In a resume-material performance, Mofra and akkaps had an epic contest. - 72m from 19 to 91.
While not all all one-way, Tonga Bob came out tops over the brave MP_. - 99m from 0 to 99.
While not all all one-way, por_please_ya did very well against pantskyle. - 100m from 0 to 100.
While very slim pickings for both players, Piggy Smalls came out tops over the brave The Majestic. - 49m from 41 to 90.
Neither having much reason to brag, Zoops and Piggy Smalls were evenly matched. - 61m from 6 to 67.
While worlds weren't set on fire, SBYM did a demolition job on Rankine2Rachele. - 30m from 18 to 48.
While overall a quiet day for both players, Rankine2Rachele gave The Filth Wizard a bath. - 40m from 57 to 97.
Neither getting, near the ball much, TheInjuryFactory and Rankine2Rachele had an epic contest. - 2m from 0 to 2.
Neither getting, near the ball much, madman18 won the bout with Raveneyes. - 57m from 29 to 86.
Neither having much reason to brag, Wise Guy Sam had the better of Reginald Perrin. - 0m from 81 to 81.
Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, Shermy won the bout with TubbsFarquhar. - 94m from 3 to 97.
Neither having much reason to brag, thewizardmelon came out tops over the brave spudmaster. - 9m from 54 to 63.
In what became a bit of a clinic, TheInjuryFactory gave The Blue Weirdo a bit of a touch-up. - 96m from 2 to 98.
In what was a very slow day for both, thewizardmelon had The Filth Wizard's measure. - 23m from 30 to 53.
Neither having much reason to brag, toxic did well against The Majestic. - 0m from 22 to 22.
Neither having much reason to brag, it could be argued that Volbeat had the better game against thewizardmelon - although there was very little in it. - 14m from 86 to 100.
While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, Volbeat and Wise Guy Sam were well-matched - there was no victor. - 60m from 2 to 62.
Neither having much reason to brag, not much between spudmaster and Wise Guy Sam - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 0m from 76 to 76.

Purple7x08_24 · Aug 13, 2023

Ocha905 · Aug 13, 2023

Wosh · Aug 13, 2023

Fun game to post

Have a good Sunday dinner all

Dinsdale · Aug 13, 2023

Wosh said:
4 : 23.16 {FF} - TheInjuryFactory's kick is close. A goal!.
EAST SIDE PHOENIX : 18.2.110
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 19.11.125

I love you so much right now TIF

FootyGuy13 · Aug 13, 2023

TBF, it's unusual to see a team lose after being 5 goals but sheesh, that was almost an all-time choke!

FootyGuy13 · Aug 13, 2023

Wosh said:
AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :

Rich (BB code):

ESP SENIORS Vs CIW SENIORS ESP 1 1 7 1 12 1 18 4 112 CIW 8 2 13 4 16 10 19 11 125 ESP HO K M H T FF FA G B Dt CIW HO K M H T FF FA G B Dt Shermy 0 3 0 5 1 0 0 0 0 23 Raveneyes 0 2 0 2 0 1 0 0 0 11 Rankine2Ra 0 4 3 4 0 0 2 0 0 23 Purple7x08 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 The Majest 0 2 0 2 1 1 0 0 0 15 Volbeat 0 7 2 3 1 0 1 0 0 34 Catsnlaker 0 6 3 5 0 1 0 0 0 38 Mofra 0 5 3 10 2 0 1 0 0 49 Drunkgolia 2 5 4 6 2 0 1 0 0 46 Dinsdale 0 12 6 5 5 0 2 0 0 78 Zoops 0 6 1 4 0 0 0 0 0 29 spudmaster 0 5 3 6 2 0 1 0 0 41 Callums_Gu 0 9 8 18 0 1 0 0 0 88 toxic 0 15 9 11 2 1 0 0 0 103 Jhye Clark 0 9 4 12 3 1 3 2 1 80 zackah 0 7 3 9 2 1 3 0 1 49 jackenny 0 7 3 11 5 0 0 0 0 72 FootyGuy13 0 8 4 7 0 0 0 0 0 50 Billy87 0 1 3 4 0 0 2 0 0 14 Agent93 0 8 5 7 1 0 2 2 1 64 DemurePrin 0 5 3 8 3 1 3 0 0 44 Reginald P 0 10 9 16 0 2 0 2 1 104 akkaps 0 8 2 6 1 1 0 4 0 71 Freofalcon 0 8 6 9 1 0 1 1 0 67 thewizardm 0 1 1 1 1 0 0 0 1 13 Piggy Smal 0 2 0 0 2 0 2 2 0 20 Itsmyshow 0 4 1 0 0 0 0 3 1 34 The Filth 0 7 1 1 0 0 0 5 2 58 madman18 0 2 0 0 0 0 1 2 0 15 TubbsFarqu 0 1 0 2 0 0 0 0 1 8 por_please 18 8 0 8 3 0 0 2 0 82 pantskyle 16 12 0 7 4 1 0 0 2 85 MP_ 0 13 0 3 5 6 1 1 1 75 Tonga Bob 0 14 0 11 3 5 0 1 2 89 The Blue W 0 10 0 8 8 2 0 2 0 92 TheInjuryF 0 11 0 13 11 2 1 2 1 115 Wise Guy S 0 5 2 5 0 0 0 2 0 43 Ocha905 0 1 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 2 Krazy Kris 0 5 3 1 0 1 0 0 0 27 SBYM 0 4 0 0 0 0 0 4 0 36

Rich (BB code):

ESP CIW Hitouts : 20 16 Kicks : 113 139 Marks : 41 51 Handballs : 111 121 Tackles : 33 36 Frees For : 15 13 Frees Ag. : 13 15 Smothers : 0 0 Ironouts : 9 10 Inside50 : 13 27 Goals : 18 19 Behinds : 4 11

GOAL BY GOAL :

Rich (BB code):

First Quarter : 1.19 - Goal to Agent93 (CIW) - CIW by 6 point(s). 4.29 - Goal to The Filth Wizard (CIW) - CIW by 12 point(s). 5.19 - Behind to Jhye Clark 13 (ESP) - CIW by 11 point(s). 5.43 - Goal to Itsmyshow (ESP) - CIW by 5 point(s). 9.18 - Behind to The Filth Wizard (CIW) - CIW by 6 point(s). 9.55 - Goal to The Filth Wizard (CIW) - CIW by 12 point(s). 10.55 - Goal to Freofalcon (CIW) - CIW by 18 point(s). 12.01 - Rushed behind to CIW - CIW by 19 point(s). 18.3 - Goal to SBYM (CIW) - CIW by 25 point(s). 20.23 - Goal to Agent93 (CIW) - CIW by 31 point(s). 21.27 - Goal to SBYM (CIW) - CIW by 37 point(s). 22.45 - Goal to Tonga Bob (CIW) - CIW by 43 point(s). Second Quarter : .22 - Goal to Jhye Clark 13 (ESP) - CIW by 37 point(s). 2.15 - Goal to SBYM (CIW) - CIW by 43 point(s). 2.4 - Goal to MP_ (ESP) - CIW by 37 point(s). 4.34 - Goal to madman18 (ESP) - CIW by 31 point(s). 7.37 - Goal to TheInjuryFactory (CIW) - CIW by 37 point(s). 11.52 - Goal to Wise Guy Sam (ESP) - CIW by 31 point(s). 15.14 - Goal to akkaps (ESP) - CIW by 25 point(s). 16.55 - Goal to Reginald Perrin (CIW) - CIW by 31 point(s). 18.22 - Goal to Wise Guy Sam (ESP) - CIW by 25 point(s). 21.39 - Behind to Agent93 (CIW) - CIW by 26 point(s). 22.08 - Goal to Piggy Smalls (CIW) - CIW by 32 point(s). 23.41 - Goal to SBYM (CIW) - CIW by 38 point(s). 24.55 - Behind to zackah (CIW) - CIW by 39 point(s). Third Quarter : 4.58 - Goal to madman18 (ESP) - CIW by 33 point(s). 5.56 - Goal to Itsmyshow (ESP) - CIW by 27 point(s). 7.08 - Goal to The Filth Wizard (CIW) - CIW by 33 point(s). 11.31 - Goal to Jhye Clark 13 (ESP) - CIW by 27 point(s). 15.02 - Rushed behind to CIW - CIW by 28 point(s). 15.26 - Goal to The Filth Wizard (CIW) - CIW by 34 point(s). 15.51 - Goal to The Blue Weirdo (ESP) - CIW by 28 point(s). 16.59 - Rushed behind to CIW - CIW by 29 point(s). 18.34 - Goal to akkaps (ESP) - CIW by 23 point(s). 19.25 - Behind to pantskyle (CIW) - CIW by 24 point(s). 21.52 - Rushed behind to CIW - CIW by 25 point(s). 23.04 - Behind to The Filth Wizard (CIW) - CIW by 26 point(s). 23.45 - Behind to Tonga Bob (CIW) - CIW by 27 point(s). 24.43 - Goal to Reginald Perrin (CIW) - CIW by 33 point(s). Final Quarter : 2.4 - Goal to akkaps (ESP) - CIW by 27 point(s). 3.38 - Goal to The Blue Weirdo (ESP) - CIW by 21 point(s). 5.35 - Goal to Itsmyshow (ESP) - CIW by 15 point(s). 11.19 - Behind to MP_ (ESP) - CIW by 14 point(s). 11.48 - Goal to akkaps (ESP) - CIW by 8 point(s). 15.35 - Goal to Piggy Smalls (CIW) - CIW by 14 point(s). 15.55 - Goal to por_please_ya (ESP) - CIW by 8 point(s). 18.26 - Goal to por_please_ya (ESP) - CIW by 2 point(s). 19.38 - Goal to The Filth Wizard (CIW) - CIW by 8 point(s). 22.21 - Rushed behind to CIW - CIW by 9 point(s). 23.21 - Goal to TheInjuryFactory (CIW) - CIW by 15 point(s). 24.22 - Behind to Itsmyshow (ESP) - CIW by 14 point(s). 24.51 - Behind to thewizardmelon (ESP) - CIW by 13 point(s).

TIME ON GROUND :

Rich (BB code):

ESP Catsnlakers 0 (On) 15.38 (Off) 63.25 (On) Total : 52% Shermy 0 (On) Total : 100% Zoops 0 (On) 38 (Off) 50.13 (On) 70.02 (Off) 84.01 (On) Total : 74% Drunkgoliath 0 (On) 63.25 (Off) 77.19 (On) 84.34 (Off) 85.03 (On) Total : 85% Billy87 0 (On) Total : 100% Krazy Kris 0 (On) 84.01 (Off) Total : 84% Callums_Guns 0 (On) Total : 100% Jhye Clark 13 0 (On) Total : 100% The Majestic 0 (On) 23 (Off) 38 (On) 50.13 (Off) 70.02 (On) Total : 65% Wise Guy Sam 0 (On) 85.03 (Off) Total : 85% DemurePrincess 0 (On) Total : 100% akkaps 0 (On) Total : 100% thewizardmelon 0 (On) Total : 100% Itsmyshow 0 (On) Total : 100% madman18 0 (On) Total : 100% por_please_ya 0 (On) 77.19 (Off) 84.34 (On) Total : 92% MP_ 0 (On) Total : 100% Rankine2Rachele 0 (On) 2.24 (Off) 15.38 (On) Total : 86% The Blue Weirdo 0 (Off) 2.24 (On) Total : 96% jackenny 0 (Off) 23 (On) Total : 76% CIW toxic 0 (On) .3 (Off) 21.02 (On) Total : 79% Purple7x08_24 0 (On) Total : 100% SBYM 0 (On) 54.13 (Off) Total : 54% spudmaster 0 (On) 15.02 (Off) 16.08 (On) 44.3 (Off) 53.3 (On) Total : 90% Dinsdale 0 (On) Total : 100% Volbeat 0 (On) Total : 100% FootyGuy13 0 (On) 21.02 (Off) 44.3 (On) Total : 76% zackah 0 (On) Total : 100% Ocha905 0 (On) 16.08 (Off) Total : 16% Agent93 0 (On) Total : 100% Reginald Perrin 0 (On) Total : 100% Freofalcon 0 (On) Total : 100% Piggy Smalls 0 (On) Total : 100% The Filth Wizard 0 (On) 53.3 (Off) 54.13 (On) Total : 99% TubbsFarquhar 0 (On) Total : 100% pantskyle 0 (On) Total : 100% Tonga Bob 0 (On) Total : 100% TheInjuryFactory 0 (On) Total : 100% Mofra 0 (Off) 15.02 (On) Total : 84% Raveneyes 0 (Off) .3 (On) Total : 98% Total : 3600 Average : 90

MATCH-UPS :

In quite a tussle, Agent93 came out tops over the brave Krazy Kris. - 80m from 1 to 81.

In what was a very slow day for both, Agent93 won the bout with Zoops. - 9m from 88 to 97.

While overall a quiet day for both players, spudmaster gave akkaps a hiding. - 12m from 2 to 14.

Bordering on a training run, Reginald Perrin massacred Billy87. - 73m from 1 to 74.

While overall a quiet day for both players, Billy87 gave spudmaster a lesson. - 8m from 80 to 88.

In quite a tussle, Callums_Guns came out tops over the brave FootyGuy13. - 51m from 47 to 98.

While very slim pickings for both players, Callums_Guns did very well against Ocha905. - 11m from 2 to 13.

In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, Callums_Guns did well against spudmaster. - 27m from 16 to 43.

Neither having much reason to brag, Catsnlakers had the better of Freofalcon. - 33m from 64 to 97.

In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, not much between Catsnlakers and The Filth Wizard - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 9m from 3 to 12.

While not all all one-way, Dinsdale had the better of DemurePrincess. - 97m from 2 to 99.

While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, not much between Freofalcon and Drunkgoliath - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 57m from 3 to 60.

Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, Drunkgoliath did well against pantskyle. - 7m from 77 to 84.

While very slim pickings for both players, Reginald Perrin had the better of Drunkgoliath. - 9m from 89 to 98.

Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, it could be argued that The Majestic had the better game against FootyGuy13 - although there was very little in it. - 17m from 3 to 20.

While worlds weren't set on fire, Itsmyshow did a demolition job on Purple7x08_24. - 94m from 5 to 99.

While not all all one-way, toxic did very well against jackenny. - 75m from 23 to 98.

In a resume-material performance, Jhye Clark 13 was easily the winner in the clash with zackah. - 91m from 2 to 93.

In a resume-material performance, Mofra and akkaps had an epic contest. - 72m from 19 to 91.

While not all all one-way, Tonga Bob came out tops over the brave MP_. - 99m from 0 to 99.

While not all all one-way, por_please_ya did very well against pantskyle. - 100m from 0 to 100.

While very slim pickings for both players, Piggy Smalls came out tops over the brave The Majestic. - 49m from 41 to 90.

Neither having much reason to brag, Zoops and Piggy Smalls were evenly matched. - 61m from 6 to 67.

While worlds weren't set on fire, SBYM did a demolition job on Rankine2Rachele. - 30m from 18 to 48.

While overall a quiet day for both players, Rankine2Rachele gave The Filth Wizard a bath. - 40m from 57 to 97.

Neither getting, near the ball much, TheInjuryFactory and Rankine2Rachele had an epic contest. - 2m from 0 to 2.

Neither getting, near the ball much, madman18 won the bout with Raveneyes. - 57m from 29 to 86.

Neither having much reason to brag, Wise Guy Sam had the better of Reginald Perrin. - 0m from 81 to 81.

Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, Shermy won the bout with TubbsFarquhar. - 94m from 3 to 97.

Neither having much reason to brag, thewizardmelon came out tops over the brave spudmaster. - 9m from 54 to 63.

In what became a bit of a clinic, TheInjuryFactory gave The Blue Weirdo a bit of a touch-up. - 96m from 2 to 98.

In what was a very slow day for both, thewizardmelon had The Filth Wizard's measure. - 23m from 30 to 53.

Neither having much reason to brag, toxic did well against The Majestic. - 0m from 22 to 22.

Neither having much reason to brag, it could be argued that Volbeat had the better game against thewizardmelon - although there was very little in it. - 14m from 86 to 100.

While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, Volbeat and Wise Guy Sam were well-matched - there was no victor. - 60m from 2 to 62.

Neither having much reason to brag, not much between spudmaster and Wise Guy Sam - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 0m from 76 to 76.

Thank You, Wosh. Thank You, Phoenix.

DemurePrincess · Aug 13, 2023

Wosh said:
4 : 22.25 {FB} - Nobody's checking Shermy.
4 : 22.29 {FB} - No-look handpass to The Blue Weirdo.
4 : 22.33 {FB} - He has time to take a bounce.
4 : 22.37 {lHBF} - Kicks to a contest - Zoops looks to get to thre front.
4 : 22.42 {lHBF} - The ball drops short of Zoops.
4 : 22.45 {lHBF} - Zoops slowing down the play.
4 : 22.49 {CHB} - Passes to Drunkgoliath by hand.
4 : 22.53 {CHB} - Tiggy touchwood free for deliberate.
4 : 23 {CHF} - The ball is now with Reginald Perrin.
4 : 23.04 {FF} - A quick handpass to TheInjuryFactory.
4 : 23.08 {FF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
4 : 23.12 {FF} - TheInjuryFactory about twenty-five out.
4 : 23.16 {FF} - TheInjuryFactory's kick is close. A goal!.
EAST SIDE PHOENIX : 18.2.110
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 19.11.125
4 : 23.21 {C} - por_please_ya gets one hand to it.
4 : 23.29 {rW} - toxic through heavy traffic.
4 : 23.32 {lW} - FootyGuy13 screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
4 : 23.37 {lW} - Callums_Guns did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
4 : 23.41 {rW} - Callums_Guns picks it up on the bounce.
4 : 23.45 {rW} - Quick hands to MP_.
4 : 23.49 {CHF} - Hurried kick towards DemurePrincess.
4 : 23.53 {CHF} - Anybody's ball.
4 : 23.57 {CHF} - DemurePrincess hits the ground running.
4 : 24.01 {FF} - He gets boot to ball immediately.
4 : 24.06 {FF} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
4 : 24.1 {FF} - With the ball is Itsmyshow.
4 : 24.14 {FF} - Itsmyshow's eyes light up - he fires at goal.
4 : 24.18 {FF} - Shocking kick from Itsmyshow results in just one behind.
EAST SIDE PHOENIX : 18.3.111
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 19.11.125
4 : 24.27 {FB} - So Volbeat ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 24.31 {lBP} - Volbeat screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
4 : 24.34 {lBP} - No mark taken as Volbeat and thewizardmelon wrestle for position.
4 : 24.38 {rFP} - thewizardmelon sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 24.43 {rFP} - thewizardmelon wants a goal.
4 : 24.47 {rFP} - Fades away to the left. One behind to the score..
EAST SIDE PHOENIX : 18.4.112
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 19.11.125
4 : 24.55 {FB} - Volbeat takes off.
=====================================
SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
EAST SIDE PHOENIX : 18.4.112
CONEY ISLAND WARRIORS : 19.11.125
=====================================

Match Over!

Congrats I guess is in order.

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The Filth Wizard · Aug 13, 2023

Ocha905 said:

Wosh · Aug 13, 2023

Geez so many angry reacts from thewizardmelon
Don't down vote the messenger, pal!

TheInjuryFactory · Aug 13, 2023

Dinsdale said:
I love you so much right now TIF

Dinsdale · Aug 13, 2023

Wosh said:
While not all all one-way, Dinsdale had the better of DemurePrincess. - 97m from 2 to 99.

Even though DemurePrincess murdered me

akkaps · Aug 13, 2023

DemurePrincess said:
Bend over big boy

With pleasure

The Filth Wizard · Aug 13, 2023

Thanks for the week Phoenix... the tide is turning, unfortunately I was too miserable yesterday to post.

That's a sensational one Warriors, always nice to hold the win away and very important not to start zip and two.

spudmaster · Aug 13, 2023

Wosh said:
Fun game to post

Have a good Sunday dinner all

Thanks for posting Wosh , have a great rest of the weekend.

Thanks for the fun week Phoenix and for being great hosts.

We're on the board Wazzas!

thewizardmelon · Aug 13, 2023

Thanks for the week Warriors, good luck for the rest of the season too

Cheers Wosh, let us know when you’re going to post the actual match instead of this warm-up one

The Filth Wizard · Aug 13, 2023

Oh and thanks Wosh my pickly peach.

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