Official Match Thread S38, Round 15 (International Round) - Las Vegas Bears v Baghdad Bombers at FNB Stadium, Johannesburg South Africa

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For **** sake! Put a spoiler on those hobbit ****ing feet! And shave ya ****ing legs mate! Sheesh!

Manscape that shit! 🤦‍♀️

I remember going to a Rodney Rude show in Thomastown way way back. My Greek mate was going out with a heap of relatives , and because if you invited enough people you got a decent discount , he asked me to go.

Rodney opened with, "Hey everyone we have a lot of entertainment tonight, Girls , we have male strippers, who likes male strippers". A roar goes up from the females in the audience.
"Who likes men with hairy chests he shouts out ". Another big roar from the females in the audience.
"Who likes men with hairy backs"? Deathly silence.
Looks towards the back of the stage " Tell the greek guy to **** off ".

Looked around at the group of people i was with and pissed myself.
 
Hey that's my dad.
No Way Hbo GIF by The Righteous Gemstones
 

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Alright, Bears, time to shake off the jet lag and get ready to rumble, we’re in South Africa for some unknown reason. The good news? Bears are 100% more likely to win when the crowd’s still trying to figure out what qooty actually is.

The locals have never seen a qooty game before, so let’s give them a performance they’ll remember. We’re talking tackles, big bumps, high flying marks, and goals that’ll make the lions roar, all while we’re holding a beer and not spilling a drop. And if we play our cards right, we’ll be helping our Bomber friends in their noble pursuit of the wooden spoon.

Now, make sure you’re ready, the bus leaves soon, and there are no pit stops between here and the stadium. Take care of any “business” you’ve got before we hit the road. Let’s get out there and put on a Vegas show.
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Alright, Bears, time to shake off the jet lag and get ready to rumble, we’re in South Africa for some unknown reason. The good news? Bears are 100% more likely to win when the crowd’s still trying to figure out what qooty actually is.

The locals have never seen a qooty game before, so let’s give them a performance they’ll remember. We’re talking tackles, big bumps, high flying marks, and goals that’ll make the lions roar, all while we’re holding a beer and not spilling a drop. And if we play our cards right, we’ll be helping our Bomber friends in their noble pursuit of the wooden spoon.

Now, make sure you’re ready, the bus leaves soon, and there are no pit stops between here and the stadium. Take care of any “business” you’ve got before we hit the road. Let’s get out there and put on a Vegas show.
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Do I have to?
 
For **** sake! Put a spoiler on those hobbit ****ing feet! And shave ya ****ing legs mate! Sheesh!

Manscape that shit! 🤦‍♀️
Those feet belong to the Turbo household.
 

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Official Match Thread S38, Round 15 (International Round) - Las Vegas Bears v Baghdad Bombers at FNB Stadium, Johannesburg South Africa

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