Opinion Sack Hinkley 8 - "Ask me in August"

[JUSTWORK]

I know there is nothing in the clubs constitution that allows it, but surely we have an argument to present to the AFL to remove Koch & replace the board.

If they are contemplating extending this guy it's clear they do not have the best interests of the club in mind.

 

[Del165198]

nothing's actually happened yet has it?

 

[Launchpad McQuack]

I know there is nothing in the clubs constitution that allows it, but surely we have an argument to present to the AFL to remove Koch & replace the board.

If they are contemplating extending this guy it's clear they do not have the best interests of the club in mind.

They are nailing the AFL's brief, why would they change anything about the club?

 

[Doctor Feel]

They honestly don't care about cancelled memberships etc. because they want to rotate out those with expectations while growing the casual strikers fan segment who just rock up for 40 dollar chips with the kids to see Thundapower do a handstand and Charlie Dixon

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Charlie Dixon

Age

34

Ht

200cm

Wt

110kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.7

3star

K

6.9

3star

HB

4.7

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

2.2

4star

G

1.6

5star

D

10.5

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

3.5

2star

M

5.0

5star

T

1.5

2star

G

2.5

5star

D

8.2

2star

K

4.4

2star

HB

3.8

3star

M

2.0

3star

T

1.8

4star

G

0.8

4star

make a mean face. We are talking about a competition that plays let it go after a goal is kicked, it's not even remotely serious lol.

What a truly strange sport. If I had never got into football i'd have been better off. It's a loveless marriage now.

 

[PowerBaz]

They are all on a hiding to nothing hoping they win something otherwise they are all looking like idiots.

Also a $100 k fine for Allir etc… will force us to keep Kenny.

 

[Doctor Feel]

They are all on a hiding to nothing hoping they win something otherwise they are all looking like idiots.

Also a $100 k fine for Allir etc… will force us to keep Kenny.

How? He isnt even contracted lol

 

[Del165198]

They honestly don't care about cancelled memberships etc. because they want to rotate out those with expectations while growing the casual strikers fan segment who just rock up for 40 dollar chips with the kids to see Thundapower do a handstand and Charlie Dixon make a mean face. We are talking about a competition that plays let it go after a goal is kicked, it's not even remotely serious lol.

What a truly strange sport. If I had never got into football i'd have been better off. It's a loveless marriage now.

i live for the amount of spite that you pour into the forum these days

when i was a teenager i read the chronicles of thomas covenant fantasy books and the bad guy was known as "lord foul the despiser". i feel you've taken on that mantle

i mean i'd like to think i'm up there as well but you've got me covered. the ability to withstand the surge where we won 13 games in a row.. i have to admit i joined the wave....

 

[Del165198]

They are all on a hiding to nothing hoping they win something otherwise they are all looking like idiots.

Also a $100 k fine for Allir etc… will force us to keep Kenny.

AGREE ALIIR SHOULD BE FINED FOR RETURNING TO THE FIELD DESPITE KENNYS INSTRUCTIONS

 

[HighBudget]

I love how the board is so committed to signing Ken yet it’s apparently only a 2 year extension in the works? Why only 2 years? If he really is the man for the job then why not go long term? It doesn’t make sense to me, This clubs administration is a shambles and a disgrace

 

[Schulzenfest]

when i was a teenager i read the chronicles of thomas covenant fantasy books and the bad guy was known as "lord foul the despiser". i feel you've taken on that mantle

Lord Feel the Pissblaster

 

[Del165198]

I love how the board is so committed to signing Ken yet it’s apparently only a 2 year extension in the works? Why only 2 years? If he really is the man for the job then why not go long term? It doesn’t make sense to me, This clubs administration is a shambles and a disgrace

IT SHOULD BE 10 Y EARS I WANT TO SEE A SEVENTY YEAR OLD KENNINKLEY COACHING THE BOYS

 

[Launchpad McQuack]

IT SHOULD BE 10 Y EARS I WANT TO SEE A SEVENTY YEAR OLD KENNINKLEY COACHING THE BOYS

Whateley et al. will still be lining up to nosh him off.

 

[Doctor Feel]

IT SHOULD BE 10 Y EARS I WANT TO SEE A SEVENTY YEAR OLD KENNINKLEY COACHING THE BOYS

 

[ibd77]

There's too much noise now it's probably already done & they are waiting for a win before the announcement.

What happens if they don't win? We go out in straight sets with the remaining 4 games plus finals. Probably a good bet to put money on actually.

 

[Contested Marx]

I might go support Essendon

At least they have the balls to sack a dud coach

 

[JUSTWORK]

nothing's actually happened yet has it?

Not as far as we know, but the continued talk in the media is deeply concerning given Koch is still on the board. You just know Koch would love nothing more than extending Hinkley.

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Don't joke, our current board will keep offering him extensions until he says no.

 

[Portology]

i live for the amount of spite that you pour into the forum these days

when i was a teenager i read the chronicles of thomas covenant fantasy books and the bad guy was known as "lord foul the despiser". i feel you've taken on that mantle

i mean i'd like to think i'm up there as well but you've got me covered. the ability to withstand the surge where we won 13 games in a row.. i have to admit i joined the wave....

Awesome series. I've not made it through the third 'trilogy' yet. Dr Feel is no Lord Foul, more like one of the three Ravers

 

[Del165198]

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the year is 2040, society has collapsed, an AI generated david koch enters the Alberton board room (after scamming a few old ladies out of their retirement funds) and tells ken his services are no longer required:

 

[Doctor Feel]

the year is 2040, society has collapsed, an AI generated david koch enters the Alberton board room (after scamming a few old ladies out of their retirement funds) and tells ken his services are no longer required:

He becomes so symbiotic to the point that if he dies, the club dies so he becomes Mr. House from Fallout and Kochie just tends to him like a mindless ghoul, hand washing him and rehydrating him daily while secretly harbouring deep physical love for the dessicated corpse.

Kochie is just the Cicero to the Ken Nightmother.

 

[Del165198]

Awesome series. I've not made it through the third 'trilogy' yet. Dr Feel is no Lord Foul, more like one of the three Ravers

i whipped out moksha as my gamer tag (if that was a thing) back on quake in the late 90s... the three ravers were sick

third trilogy was very good IMO, i mean there was a solid 20 year gap there between the first two and the third.. but it still all worked.

whichever book had the "sunbane" thing is a pretty good analogy of climate change. i mean climate change was probably a thing when the book was written and acknowledged, but not as widely accepted back then.

 

[Harlott]

growing the casual strikers fan segment who just rock up for 40 dollar chips with the kids to see Thundapower do a handstand and Charlie Dixon make a mean face.

This got me

 

[Vagabond0]

Worst case scenarios:

1. We repeat 2017 if we don't win another game and finished 5th or 6th and go on to lose our home elimination final.


2. We win just one of the remaining minor round and drop to 4th and go out in straight sets

3. Win just one of the remaining minor round and win a home Semi and lose away Prelim.

Rewarding an 11 year coach for achieving any of the above just screams out "Hey we're mediocre so we've over achieved"

They could not possibly sign an extension based on any of the above scenarios but yeah history tells us they probably will.

Even a Buckley led Collingwood-esque loss in the Granny should be enough grounds to not extend.

 

[RossFC]

Welcome to August 2016, erm I mean 2023. Sack Hinkley.

 

[davesnothere]

**** it's August.

This must be what waiting on Death Row is like [emoji849]

 

[rogerjames]

Haven't seen tonight's Classified but both of them say it with glee and they're happy it'll p*ss us off.

It will be time to protest march at Alberton if this year ends like the others