FTA-TV SAS Australia - "Celebs" MkIII
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They've just announced the cast for SAS Australia (Celebrity) 2022. Far from being a cast from "Who's Who", it's cast from "Who the **** is that?".
Going through that list...
I'm familiar with the following: Boyd (NRL), Carey (AFL), Hall (AFL, Boxing), Crehan (I remember thinking how hot she was on the V8 Supercars coverage last year), Wu (Olympics diving), Heugil (Olympics swimming), Tkautz (read my lips), Fenech (bad SBS comedies).
I have heard of the following, but don't know much about them: Holtznagel
Who the **** are these people? Boyle, Bridges, Buttrose (apparently he's Ita's son - but he himself has 0 celebrity status), Gilbert, Green, Heinrich, Pledger, Zerafa.
While I remember Crehan from the 2020 V8 Supercars coverage, I wouldn't in any way rate her as a celebrity. Has Melissa Tkautz done anything at all, since leaving Neighbours and becoming a one-hit-wonder with "Read My Lips", back in the late 1980s? I don't think I've heard of her in 30 years.
It looks to me as if they spent the entire budget on Michael Clarke, who was reported to have been offered $750K, leaving no money in the kitty for any other real celebrities. Then Clarke injured his back, while training for the show... Oops! This list would not be out of place on "Dancing with the Who the **** Are These People?".
Going through that list...
I'm familiar with the following: Boyd (NRL), Carey (AFL), Hall (AFL, Boxing), Crehan (I remember thinking how hot she was on the V8 Supercars coverage last year), Wu (Olympics diving), Heugil (Olympics swimming), Tkautz (read my lips), Fenech (bad SBS comedies).
I have heard of the following, but don't know much about them: Holtznagel
Who the **** are these people? Boyle, Bridges, Buttrose (apparently he's Ita's son - but he himself has 0 celebrity status), Gilbert, Green, Heinrich, Pledger, Zerafa.
While I remember Crehan from the 2020 V8 Supercars coverage, I wouldn't in any way rate her as a celebrity. Has Melissa Tkautz done anything at all, since leaving Neighbours and becoming a one-hit-wonder with "Read My Lips", back in the late 1980s? I don't think I've heard of her in 30 years.
It looks to me as if they spent the entire budget on Michael Clarke, who was reported to have been offered $750K, leaving no money in the kitty for any other real celebrities. Then Clarke injured his back, while training for the show... Oops! This list would not be out of place on "Dancing with the Who the **** Are These People?".
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Yeahdunno who anyone is from the top row except Carey
Shell
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2nd row- only know Lockie and Barry Hall
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I know 4/5 of the third row and only Melissa Wu
Given that Clarke injured his back and had to withdraw, only days before filming was due to start - I wonder which of the Z-listers was the "reserve", who was called up at the last minute?
EDIT: There are 17 recruits listed. That's a very unusual number. Maybe they didn't call up a "reserve", to replace Clarke? Both 2020 & 2021 seasons started with 18 recruits, so it's likely that Clarke wasn't replaced.
EDIT: There are 17 recruits listed. That's a very unusual number. Maybe they didn't call up a "reserve", to replace Clarke? Both 2020 & 2021 seasons started with 18 recruits, so it's likely that Clarke wasn't replaced.
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LukeParkerno1 is Simone the bitch on First Dates? One who got drunk and walked out
According to her bio, she's a model. I've heard her name before, but that's the sum total of my knowledge of her.
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Tauktz however you spell that was on The Real Housewives of Sydney lol
Never saw it though
Never saw it though
LukeParkerno1
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She is lol
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Thought so.
Wonder if she'll be constantly reminding everyone she lives in Los Angeles
LukeParkerno1
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Trust me you know she will
No wonder I haven't heard of her since the late '80s.
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Of course she will. Thats very important information everyone needs to know
Orifice Pledger is Dan Ewing 2.0.
A Home & Away actor with muscles for show, who got done for ice possession.
A Home & Away actor with muscles for show, who got done for ice possession.
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They've just announced the cast for SAS Australia (Celebrity) 2022. Far from being a cast from "Who's Who", it's cast from "Who the **** is that?".
Going through that list...
I'm familiar with the following: Boyd (NRL), Carey (AFL), Hall (AFL, Boxing), Crehan (I remember thinking how hot she was on the V8 Supercars coverage last year), Wu (Olympics diving), Heugil (Olympics swimming), Tkautz (read my lips), Fenech (bad SBS comedies).
I have heard of the following, but don't know much about them: Holtznagel
Who the **** are these people? Boyle, Bridges, Buttrose (apparently he's Ita's son - but he himself has 0 celebrity status), Gilbert, Green, Heinrich, Pledger, Zerafa.
While I remember Crehan from the 2020 V8 Supercars coverage, I wouldn't in any way rate her as a celebrity. Has Melissa Tkautz done anything at all, since leaving Neighbours and becoming a one-hit-wonder with "Read My Lips", back in the late 1980s? I don't think I've heard of her in 30 years.
It looks to me as if they spent the entire budget on Michael Clarke, who was reported to have been offered $750K, leaving no money in the kitty for any other real celebrities. Then Clarke injured his back, while training for the show... Oops! This list would not be out of place on "Dancing with the Who the **** Are These People?".
Ive heard of 6 of them. I did have a big laugh with "Ellia Green, 28 – Rugby superstar". Not just a regular star... but a SUPER star.
Who I have never heard of.
Melissa Tkautz - not heard anything about her in 20 years.
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Locky Gilbert was in survivor and then the bachelorThey've just announced the cast for SAS Australia (Celebrity) 2022. Far from being a cast from "Who's Who", it's cast from "Who the **** is that?".
Going through that list...
I'm familiar with the following: Boyd (NRL), Carey (AFL), Hall (AFL, Boxing), Crehan (I remember thinking how hot she was on the V8 Supercars coverage last year), Wu (Olympics diving), Heugil (Olympics swimming), Tkautz (read my lips), Fenech (bad SBS comedies).
I have heard of the following, but don't know much about them: Holtznagel
Who the **** are these people? Boyle, Bridges, Buttrose (apparently he's Ita's son - but he himself has 0 celebrity status), Gilbert, Green, Heinrich, Pledger, Zerafa.
While I remember Crehan from the 2020 V8 Supercars coverage, I wouldn't in any way rate her as a celebrity. Has Melissa Tkautz done anything at all, since leaving Neighbours and becoming a one-hit-wonder with "Read My Lips", back in the late 1980s? I don't think I've heard of her in 30 years.
It looks to me as if they spent the entire budget on Michael Clarke, who was reported to have been offered $750K, leaving no money in the kitty for any other real celebrities. Then Clarke injured his back, while training for the show... Oops! This list would not be out of place on "Dancing with the Who the **** Are These People?".
Elia Green plays rugby sevens (Olympian I think?)
Anna Heinrich won the first season of rhe bachelor (Tim Robards)
Michael Zerafa is a boxer, I think he was meant to fight Kostya Tzsyus son pretty recently.
Don’t know the rest and honestly only had a fleeting knowledge of most
I may have heard of Zerafa... maybe.
As for the rest - thank you for explaining why I have never heard of them. You couldn't pay me to watch that Batchelor garbage.
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It's like that I'm A Celebrity show, some of the so called celebrities are only known for being on other reality shows and if you don't watch those shows you won't know who they are.
I watch Survivor so I know who Locky is but the people from other reality shows I wouldn't have a clue who they are.
I watch Survivor so I know who Locky is but the people from other reality shows I wouldn't have a clue who they are.
Yep... participating in a reality TV show means that you need to get a real job, it doesn't make you a celebrity. It places you somewhere below politicians & used car salesmen, slightly above Roxy Jacenko & Brynne Edelstein, on the totem pole of uselessness to humanity.
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She was on aust next top model, and was bullying another contestant
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Before she moved to Los Angeles
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Yes she appeared on antm as a teenager.
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