Roast Say something nice about your least favourite team

[Philth]

Carlton maybe be elitist but definitely no Bogans in our supporter base , so that rules us out

OK, to be more specific, they have the same colours as a Willy Wagtail, which is a really cool bird.

 

[timokane]

I like carlton team too. Just not when they play Collingwood thats all hope they go well in the other games. Carltons a nice suburb inner city and nice parks and gardens. I like lygon street the pizza pasta places are cool.
Alot quiter then richmond too i like it.

 

[Mr B]

Fremantle have the best looking home strip in the competition.

 

[beema limapep]

Collingwood have won 2 flags in 60 years, which is better than 1 flag in 60 years. They also are almost as big as Richmond, which is a credit to them seeing as though they aren't as relatively successful during this time.

Carlton tried their best to get a decent coach. Voss seems like a consistent coaching appointment at Carlton. Consistency is an important element in some aspects of football. I wish them well on another 20 years of salary cap compliant football.

Geelong's Selwood, Dangerfield and Hawkins dont act like sooks off the field. Their coach can grow an ok beard.

West Coast fans deserve our pity. They don't know any better and we should help them be better people through education and open embrace.

Essendon mimicking Richmond in terms of their coaching appointments, 5 year plan and drug free football is flattering, even if their request to change their sash to yellow was a little bemusing.

 

[Foxman98]

Orange is a very bright and noticeable colour

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

The old Melbourne Cemetery in Lygon St has more signs of life than the footy ground it is adjacent to. It also has an Elvis Memorial. I do not like Elvis.

 

[lenny&carl]

Joe Silvagni has epic norgs.

 

[yyou]

wc are less evil than vladimir putin

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[Imet Hassa]

At least Collingwood isn’t Essendon

 

[prodigy1311]

I like navy blue

 

[Billy ray]

they've won one flag i guess, only 1 more than us

 

[Obeanie1]

I used to like purple.

As a colour.

 

[Obeanie1]

The old Melbourne Cemetery in Lygon St has mbffore signs of life than the footy ground it is adjacent to. It also has an Elvis Memorial. I do not like Elvis.

Deep!

 

[Rod Stroker]

Thank you for embarrassing my club more than we could.

(go on... pick the club)

 

[underthestars]

they're the new st kilda. god bless.

 

[RAPPA]

Collingwood fans are good for job growth - certainly in keeping teachers, dentists and police officers employed.

 

[McOrist]

Richmond is really South Collingwood.

 

[Proper Gander]

Yeah but if we had kicked straight we would have … oh

 

[Goomba1973]

The structural integrity of Freo's trophy cabinet is exceptional and has suffered no fatigue issues

 

[Obeanie1]

Collingwood have won 2 flags in 60 years, which is better than 1 flag in 60 years. They also are almost as big as Richmond, which is a credit to them seeing as though they aren't as relatively successful during this time.

Carlton tried their best to get a decent coach. Voss seems like a consistent coaching appointment at Carlton. Consistency is an important element in some aspects of football. I wish them well on another 20 years of salary cap compliant football.

Geelong's Selwood, Dangerfield and Hawkins dont act like sooks off the field. Their coach can grow an ok beard.

West Coast fans deserve our pity. They don't know any better and we should help them be better people through education and open embrace.

Essendon mimicking Richmond in terms of their coaching appointments, 5 year plan and drug free football is flattering, even if their request to change their sash to yellow was a little bemusing.

I supported Richmond in the 2017 GF. 30 years is a REALLY REALLY REALLY long time in football. Was sad watching them spitting on there own players.

Then their supporters became like Gremlins fed after midnight.

Kinda funny to watch but after a while you just want them to walk into a big microwave, close the door and turn it on.

 

[Goomba1973]

Up until about 3PM EST on the 30th of September 2017 their supporters were decent people.

 

[Toump Ass]

They are optimistic and their slogans age very well (smell my cooking!)

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

I supported Richmond in the 2017 GF. 30 years is a REALLY REALLY REALLY long time in football. Was sad watching them spitting on there own players.

Then their supporters became like Gremlins fed after midnight.

Kinda funny to watch but after a while you just want them to walk into a big microwave, close the door and turn it on.

Leave Gizmo out of this!!!

 

[Billy ray]

their home ground Metricon is great to attend

 

[Gimmeafree]

All around the world, villages are missing their idiots. Kudos to 417 Barkly St for helping out.