Roast Say something nice about your least favourite team

[Elmer_Hauser]

I'm glad they won multiple premierships whilst being bank rolled by my home state.

Geelong it is.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

The club and it's supporters are the most elitist, one eyed bogans you will ever meet.
But I do admire their passion.

Carlton maybe be elitist but definitely no Bogans in our supporter base , so that rules us out

 

[Party Gull]

Collingwood make it really easy to hate them.

 

[theyellowsash]

Some shades of blue are a nice colour

 

[SthMelb Tigers]

Now that the performance enhancing drugs have worn off, I hope they win a final soon.

 

[VinnieB]

Close to the airport

 

[dean33]

I suppose 2 flags in the last 63 years is better than 1 flag?

 

[Xtreme]

I wish my team was as looked after with my own stadium to be played on at least 9 games of the year. And fawned over by the commentators like we have won the last 10 flags (despite not actually having done so!).

 

[HotSausage69]

Beautiful home ground.

 

[The Devils Advocate]

Alistair Clarkson will make a great inaugural Tasmania coach.

 

[LoungeLizard]

Alistair Clarkson will make a great inaugural Tasmania coach.

10-12 years at GC, then Tassie?

I would have thought Tassie may get in earlier, but you must have inside info

 

[Delecate Des]

Cmon now, Geelong were never convicted of having Bomber Thompson, Dank and The Weapon. They were just conveniently there during a premiership era. Move on.

I had to give this post a like, before it mysteriously gets deleted!!

 

[lumpinee]

theyve given a sacked coach a second chance so they can prove he wasnt any good in the first instance and they ripped down the name of a former disgraced president from a stand because there were too many pigeons defacating on the letters

 

[lumpinee]

theyre supporter base is very tolerant,they still celebrate past glories of over 40 yrs ago in the social club 3 x's a year as if it was yesterday

 

[lumpinee]

They can now count to over 6000

hopefully it wont be long that they can count to 7,000,im all for progress

 

[lumpinee]

theyre a nice club,hold no grudges,even gave one of theyre mortal enemies an opportunity to sabotage they're club by appointing him coach
and accordingly he didnt let them down.

 

[lumpinee]

i just wanna say, thanks for being you,dont ever change

 

[Meths]

uhh Toby Greene

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Toby Greene

Age

31

Ht

182cm

Wt

85kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

22.7

5star

K

12.5

5star

HB

10.2

5star

M

4.8

5star

T

3.0

5star

G

1.2

4star

D

17.5

4star

K

9.5

4star

HB

8.0

4star

M

4.8

4star

T

1.0

2star

G

2.3

5star

D

26.6

5star

K

12.4

5star

HB

14.2

5star

M

4.8

5star

T

3.6

5star

G

0.0

1star

has a lot of talent? IDK ... god damn I'm struggling

 

[InTheWings]

Nice chevrons...

 

[boxxie2022]

They had the chance to get Dusty… twice

 

[SHill Shall]

** They've done more to raise awareness on the mortal dangers of drug abuse than any other AFL side **

 

[craffles]

Credit where credit is due, hawthorn have had a very successful last 50 years

 

[WillHayward]

Geelong FC are a community leader in fighting against ageism in the workplace.

 

[Thetrader15]

I thought their debt would have been more than $12m

 

[Magma]

it would be nice just being able to claim the success of a different club in a different league as your own