Sayings or phrases that just really piss you off.

[Purple7x08_24]

"How long's a piece of string"

Whenever my company sends out an email, **** off with the word "Challenging" Yes we get it.

The videos on Instagram where these women use the audio "I need a guy who can keep up with me".........."I haven't found one yet" **** off you pretentious ****s.

 

[Soups]

Livin’ the dream.

 

[mr bagcroft]

"How long's a piece of string"

Whenever my company sends out an email, * off with the word "Challenging" Yes we get it.

The videos on Instagram where these women use the audio "I need a guy who can keep up with me".........."I haven't found one yet" * off you pretentious *s.

Instant red flag.

 

[Billy ray]

Move the SUNS to Tassie. Thankfully it’s stopping now

 

[Pistol Night]

Dwayne Russell's entire vocabulary

 

[Billy ray]

 

[Pistol Night]

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Game would be over 30 seconds in

 

[Woody15]

"...by the length of the Flemington straight"

 

[Simon_Nesbit]

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Conspiracy Theory: The real Dwayne Russell disappeared back in 2012, and Fox Footy only purchased the rights to a Soundboard, which is operated by an intern.

 

[BomberManU]

'Literally' being used incorrectly, all the time.
'I couldn't care less' somehow morphing into 'I could care less'.

 

[MP_]

people not knowing when to say brought or bought

 

[Pistol Night]

people not knowing when to say brought or bought

I'm glad someone bought that up

 

[Syd]

'Team'

H8 when w***ers use that term in the opening of an email.

Flogs.

 

[MP_]

I'm glad someone bought that up

#triggered

 

[No Quarter]

saying "good afternoon" to someone who walks in to work 10 mins late

"gee, it's cold isn't it?" basically every day this week

 

[No Quarter]

'Team'

H8 when w***ers use that term in the opening of an email.

Flogs.

Would subordinates do better?

 

[MP_]

saying "good afternoon" to someone who walks in to work 10 mins late

"gee, it's cold isn't it?" basically every day this week

i got torn to shreds by a workmate of whom i said something similar too. This person consistently rocks up to work ten minutes late, makes a coffee chats to everyone then starts work and doesn't work back to make up for lost time. she came in late and i announced the afternoon shift was here and she laid into me because she has three kids to get ready for school blah blah blah it was hilarious the excuses she came up with for being time poor

 

[No Quarter]

i got torn to shreds by a workmate of whom i said something similar too. This person consistently rocks up to work ten minutes late, makes a coffee chats to everyone then starts work and doesn't work back to make up for lost time. she came in late and i announced the afternoon shift was here and she laid into me because she has three kids to get ready for school blah blah blah it was hilarious the excuses she came up with for being time poor

Yeah I have had those types before. It's as if they're the first person to have to get kids ready in the morning.

Get up earlier, you dimwit

 

[the_interloper]

Denial is not just a river in Egypt.

Defence is not something you put around de paddock to keep de sheep and de cows in

 

[kickazz]

saying "good afternoon" to someone who walks in to work 10 mins late

My grade 6 teacher used to say "Did you bring The Herald?" to latecomers. (The Herald being an afternoon/evening newspaper in Melbourne back in the day). That at least was kind of funny.

 

[Pistol Night]

Bazball

 

[MP_]

Bazball

ol kevin pietersen is not happy with the whole bazball team

 

[the_interloper]

Bazball

They prefer it to "swinging out of your arse"

 

[Richard Cranium]

'We're actually out of Zinger burgers tonight. We do still have original fillet.'

 

[BomberManU]

'He died doing what he loved'