Official Match Thread Season 20 - Round 8 - Sin City Swamprats vs Coney Island Warriors at Underground Stadium

[toxic]

We've got plenty of posters mate - like all VIP's our members are encouraged to post at their leasure.

Looks like you blokes are having a tough enough time with one of us to be honest

Joe joe joe

Its about da qooty and your boyz and galz are on the slide

In fact mid season draft is your only hope

 

[Millky95]

I mean no disrespect, but we've been looking forward to this fixture for quite a while - an oasis in the desert, if you will.

Underestimate us at your peril

I don't underestimate you at all. In fact, I'm completely realistic. Let's look at the situation you guys face:

Points Totals            SF   SA    HF   HA   AF   AA    H    A


Coney Island Warriors   598  743   248  316  350  427    3    4
Sin City Swamprats      755  658   433  433  322  225    4    3

Av Points                SF      SA      HF      HA      AF      AA    Goals  Behinds   Acc%    Rat%

Coney Island Warriors   85.43  106.14   82.67  105.33   87.50  106.75    88     70      55.70  125.71
Sin City Swamprats     107.86   94.00  108.25  108.25  107.33   75.00   113     77      59.47  146.75

Averages               100.36  100.36   98.64  102.07  102.07    98.64  106.00  66.50   61.45  159.40

You score less than us. You score less than the average. We score more than the average. You get scored more against than us. You get scored more against the average. We get scored less against the average. Only way statistically you have a chance is you scoring our HA and we score your AA. Then you only win by 1.5 points. I know you'll take it and run but this game has you losing. Your defense is poor and out of form. Our attack is rich and unpredictable. Our scores would be much higher if the rain didn't love to follow us around. We score fast. We score hard.

Swamprats to win 18.12.120 to 12.9.81

 

[Millky95]

Joe joe joe

Its about da qooty and your boyz and galz are on the slide

In fact mid season draft is your only hope

Good thing it is currently trade period. Might be able to get someone in form who remembers how to win games

 

[BigJoeD_]

I don't underestimate you at all. In fact, I'm completely realistic. Let's look at the situation you guys face:

Points Totals            SF   SA    HF   HA   AF   AA    H    A


Coney Island Warriors   598  743   248  316  350  427    3    4
Sin City Swamprats      755  658   433  433  322  225    4    3

Av Points                SF      SA      HF      HA      AF      AA    Goals  Behinds   Acc%    Rat%

Coney Island Warriors   85.43  106.14   82.67  105.33   87.50  106.75    88     70      55.70  125.71
Sin City Swamprats     107.86   94.00  108.25  108.25  107.33   75.00   113     77      59.47  146.75

Averages               100.36  100.36   98.64  102.07  102.07    98.64  106.00  66.50   61.45  159.40

You score less than us. You score less than the average. We score more than the average. You get scored more against than us. You get scored more against the average. We get scored less against the average. Only way statistically you have a chance is you scoring our HA and we score your AA. Then you only win by 1.5 points. I know you'll take it and run but this game has you losing. Your defense is poor and out of form. Our attack is rich and unpredictable. Our scores would be much higher if the rain didn't love to follow us around. We score fast. We score hard.

Swamprats to win 18.12.120 to 12.9.81

Lot of false reasoning for what is essentially a random event. Flip of a coin type stuff.

I reckon we've got you, and by a fair margin.

We're both due

 

[Millky95]

Lot of false reasoning for what is essentially a random event. Flip of a coin type stuff.

I reckon we've got you, and by a fair margin.

We're both due

Not random. Good luck winning with those changes as well. You'll be lucky to crack 90 against us.

 

[BigJoeD_]

Not random. Good luck winning with those changes as well. You'll be lucky to crack 90 against us.

As I said young fella, underestimate us at your peril.

Feel free to bookmark, etc

 

[Millky95]

As I said young fella, underestimate us at your peril.

Feel free to bookmark, etc

Sad to see former good teams end up likes this...

 

[BigJoeD_]

Sad to see former good teams end up likes this...

What do you mean?

We believe we will beat you, it's that simple

 

[Kennedy Parker]

What do you mean?

We believe we will beat you, it's that simple

Did you also believe that you'll be 1-6 at Round 7?

 

[BigJoeD_]

Did you also believe that you'll be 1-6 at Round 7?

Do you understand that it doesn't matter?
We could just as well go 6-1.

We got this

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Do you understand that it doesn't matter?
We could just as well go 6-1.

We got this

Exactly, seems to be a bit of a contradiction when you say past results don't matter and then conclude with great certainty that you're due for a victory. You could just as well continue your poor form and 1-6 again in your next 7 matches. You don't 'got' anything.

 

[BigJoeD_]

Exactly, seems to be a bit of a contradiction when you say past results don't matter and then conclude with great certainty that you're due for a victory. You could just as well continue your poor form and 1-6 again in your next 7 matches. You don't 'got' anything.

I've got you vermin rustled, there's no doubt about that

 

[The Mighty Boosh]

Shit, had you pegged for the bullocking role, and me the bollocking

I think it may have been half our problem this year - expecting me to be accountable at FB.

 

[Millky95]

Exactly, seems to be a bit of a contradiction when you say past results don't matter and then conclude with great certainty that you're due for a victory. You could just as well continue your poor form and 1-6 again in your next 7 matches. You don't 'got' anything.

They "got" 4 more points than the Wolves. Maybe 2 more posters than the NPCs and Hawks. And 16 less points than us

 

[Kennedy Parker]

I've got you vermin rustled, there's no doubt about that

HEY WHO YOU CALLING VERMIN!!!!!!

Well now you do...

 

[Millky95]

HEY WHO YOU CALLING VERMIN!!!!!!

Well now you do...

If this is their master plan, holy moly we are gonna slaughter them on Sunday

 

[BigJoeD_]

If this is their master plan, holy moly we are gonna slaughter them on Sunday

Why?

 

[Millky95]

Why?

Why not?

 

[BigJoeD_]

Why not?

Exactly

 

[Millky95]

Exactly

Perhaps

 

[Kennedy Parker]

They "got" 4 more points than the Wolves. Maybe 2 more posters than the NPCs and Hawks. And 16 less points than us

All their VIP members seem to have disappeared, it must stand for Very Inactive Posters over there in Coney Island.

If this is their master plan, holy moly we are gonna slaughter them on Sunday

Slaughter and then laugh because...

Spoiler

 

[MP_]

Have the Warriors had a captaining coup yet?

 

[Millky95]

All their VIP members seem to have disappeared, it must stand for Very Inactive Posters over there in Coney Island.

Slaughter and then laugh because...

Spoiler

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NPCs vs VIPs interesting...

 

[zackah]

Have the Warriors had a captaining coup yet?

BJD asked for six months to turn things around

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Have the Warriors had a captaining coup yet?

Can't be too far away...